| � Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. � Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. � Man who run in front of car get tired. � Man who run behind car get exhausted. � Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. � Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. � Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok. � Man with one chop stick go hungry � Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails. � Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. � Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. � Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. � War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. � Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. � Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. � It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. � Man who drive like hell bound to get there. � Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. � Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. � Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. � Man who farts in church sits in own pew. � Crowded elevator smells different to midget. |
| Old Chinese proverbs |
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