Chicago, Illinois - Sunday, August 18, 2002
Chicago, Illinois - Sunday, August 18, 2002
The man who built ICW on his back. The man who held the World Title
and was ICW's face for over a year is now better than ever. Tonight he
goes one on one against the ICW Cult Icon Justin Sane. Justin has brought
his game to huge new levels in recent weeks and is closer than ever to
finally reaching the top of the ICW mountain... The Franchise vs. The Cult
Icon!... Two of ICW's most popular wrestlers ever face off in tonight's
main event!
Matt Hayes - Welcome folks to the to ICW, WAR FOR IT ALL!
Jamie K - My god what an event we have lined up tonight Matt!
Matt Hayes - Tonight legends collide in an epic Three Stages of War
match.
Jamie K - Don't forgot my God is in action tonight also...
Matt Hayes - John Payne is not here?
Jamie K - MY GOD! You ass!...
Matt Hayes - Oh you meant Mr. Clash?... Yes, the Women's Title is on
the line in a mixed tag team match tonight.
Jamie K - From what I seen from the the TV ads this may be the event
that ends all events.
Matt Hayes - Well, it is The War For IT ALL!....
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!!!!
***"People = Shit" by Slipknot slams onto the arena sound system and
out comes the masked madman X-Treme. He walks down to the ring with a 2
by 4 with a nail in it.***
Jamie K - My god Matt!... He has a two by four with a nail in it!
Matt Hayes - I guess this won't be a bret hart against Bob Backlund
style submission match.
Jamie K - Damnit........ I needed a nap.
***"Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" by the Lost Prophets hits the eardrums
of the fans and they raise to their feet and cheer on the just entering
Lee Stone.***
Matt Hayes - Lee and X-Treme will finally get it on! The long bitter
break up comes to a head tonight!
Jamie K - Really? ... Or is Lee out here to hand his man hood over to
X-Treme?
Matt Hayes - Well, from the look of things... A fight is on.
***Lee Stone steps into the ring and walks right up to X-Treme's face.....
The bell rings.***
Matt Hayes - Let the friendship end here now.
***X-Treme tries to nail Lee Stone with the board with a nail in it
but Lee blocks the shot and takes X-Treme down with an arm throw over his
hip. Lee Stone goes down after X-Treme and locks in a front headlock.
X-Treme rolls out of it and locks on a grapevine choke hold. Lee counters
it into a boston crab variation.... X-Treme grabs the board and wacks Lee
in the back of the head with it.***
Matt Hayes - Great mat wrestling... That had to end thanks to that damn
board.
Jamie K - Boards with nails in them rule.
***Lee Stone stumbles up to his feet. X-Treme lines Lee up and... nail
to the skull direct hit!... X-Treme winds up again and direct hit again!
Lee Stone falls face first into the mat. He is oozing blood out of his
forehead. ***
Matt Hayes - Just brutal shots to the skull with a deadly weapon. My
god folks. my god...
***X-Treme starts slamming the board with the nail in it into the back
of Lee Stone. The nail cuts Lee's exposed back. X-Treme misses a
hit and the nail sticks into the wrestling mat. ***
Matt Hayes - He missed...
***Lee leg sweeps X-Treme down to the mat. Lee attacks X-Treme's eye
sockets with a claw like attack. X-Treme bites Lee's fingers to counter
and both men get to their feet.***
Matt Hayes - Like a old school grade fight.
Jamie K - Where the hell did you grow up?
Matt Hayes - Not around Mike Jackson... Unlike you.
Jamie K - ...... I don't get it.
***Lee locks up with X-Treme... X-Treme wants no part of a lock up and
pushes Lee off. X-Treme kicks Lee in the gut... X-Treme grabs Lee and hits
a wicked nasty over head belly suplex.***
Matt Hayes - X-Treme busts out a suplex! My god! He must of really been
training.
***Lee Stone clutches his back in pain as he gets to his feet. X-Treme
punches Lee in the head as Lee recovers. X-Treme sets Lee up... DDT!***
Matt Hayes - Lee is really following behind in this match here tonight.
Jamie K - Ha ha.... Go back to the big N Z bitch.
***X-Treme mounts and punches Lee. Lee counters this by grabbing X-Treme
by the ball sac.. X-Treme stops the punching and is slowly lead to his
feet by Lee's iron grip like hand...***
Jamie K - Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha/... X-Treme must
be in extreme pain. Hahahahahaha.
Matt Hayes - Lee I guess has X-Treme by the balls is the right call
here.
***Lee asks X-Treme if he quits..... X-Treme spits in Lee's face and
tries to punch out of the hold.... he can't... Lee is forced to let go
as he is too busy hitting a neckbreaker on X-Treme to hold his balls.
Lee waits for X-Treme to get to his feet.... lee nails a stiff standing
dropkick on X-Treme. Lee then drops an elbow on to X-Treme. Lee climbs
the turnbuckle... As Lee gets to the top... X-Treme gets to his feet and
hurries over to the turnbuckle. X-Treme counters Lee's position and sets
Lee up on the top of the turnbuckle....***
Matt hayes - My god... This could be the much talked about debut of
the Return to Iowa Piledriver from the top turnbuckle... Oh no...
***X-treme places Lee Stone between his legs as he stands onto of the
ropes.... X-Treme jumps down knees first to the mat... Lee Stone's head
is the first thing making contact after the leap.... my god the crowd is
silent for a few seconds after that move... then he break into a holy shit
chant....***
Matt Hayes - RETURN TO IOWA! RETURN TO IOWA! RETURN TO IOWA!
Jamie K - That move was damn sick. My god.. Lee has to quit after that.
***X-Treme has the ref ask Lee if he quits.... Lee can't move...
The ref orders a mic to be placed over Lee's mouth.***
Lee Stone - . ah.. coo.. It.. is... not.. worth... our...friendship.....
My career ...... This was a waste.... I quit... You... win.... My old friend....
***The bell rings.***
Chris Watts - Your winner..... X-Treme!
Matt Hayes - My god what sad way that ended. Violent as hell. Wow, what
a way to go out. jamie, that Return to Iowa was wicked nasty.
Jamie K - Damn right Matt. Damn right.
Matt Hayes - As the medics help Lee to the hospital right now, let's
go over the Tommy Masters, Mr. Charisma feud. What a bizarre feud that
has been I may add.
Jamie K - Teenage cheerleaders... Clash's family.... Pornstars... Mocking
of their lives... Moral issues. It was all here folks.
***A video package with N.E.R.D.'s "Lapdance playing in the blackground
plays.. it shows hightlights and lowlights from each man's ICW careers.***
Matt Hayes - Folks the poll is in place. Sitting on top of that
12 foot poll happens to be three very important items.... One of course
is the ICW US Title Belt..... but also hanging from that poll happens to
be, a contract with James Clash's John Hancock on it stating whoever has
the papers in his hands is the ICW Commish... Add to that... Clash's charges
against Charisma for his sexual actions against his neice. my god
Jamie... Alot is at stake in this match.
Jamie K - Charisma could go to jail if he loses this. But Tommy loses
his chance to be commish. Now that I think about it.. Charisma has alot
mroe to lose.
Matt Hayes - Tommy is the ICW 2002 King of the Cage... Tommy has to
be contended as the most possible winner in this match.
Jamie K - My god, couldn't you say that any more backassward?... I wonder
what music Tommy has this week?
*** "*Kung Fu, Freddie's Dead, Superfly, Pusher Man, Ghetto Child*" by Curtis Mayfield hits and Tommy comes out in his full pimpin' gear. His cane leads the way as he struts down to the ring. He walks up the steps and into the ring. He hands his fur to the time keeper. His cane to the ring announcer. And puts his fedora on the ring apron. The crowd is going apeshit for the second most popular man in the history of ICW. Chants of Tommy start up as he gets ready for this bizarre match up.***
***"Phantom of the Opera" starts playing.... The lights in the arena begin to flicker and dim on and off unsteadily, suddenly a loud buzzing noise is heard and a pyro blast is set off in the ceiling. When the blast goes off the lights go completely off. A bright single spotlight comes on and sweeps around the dark arena. It comes to rest at the entrance curtain and when Charisma comes walking down the aisle it follows him to the ring. He walks down with robes like Ric Flair used to wear in the 80's with feather necklines long and flowing. Following right behind him is Kaydence Clash. She is wearing her high school cheerleading outfit. She skips to the ring right behind Charisma. She seems to be in a bright mode tonight.***
Matt Hayes - This is werid. Charisma looks like the weight of the world is on his shoudlers... Meanwhile Ms. Clash is acting like she is in a candy store or something.
Jamie K - Well, Matt... If your uncle owned ICW wouldn't you be happy too?
Matt Hayes - Good point.. But this is a high pressure situlation tonight. Her boyfriend could end up in jail.... As in my little opinion he should be right now. He committed a crime against a minor. He should be in jal right now.
Jamie K - Matt... Get that stick out of your ass.
***Tommy stares across the ring as Charisma enters. Tommy winks at Ms. Clash which sends Charisma into a fit of rage and Charisma whips his robe off and attacks Tommy even before the bell rings. ***
Jamie K - Oh... look at Ms. Clash cheer on Charisma.. Ra ra ... Look at that... tight little...
Matt Hayes - She is a cheerleader... She is just doing what she knows.
***The bell rings. Charisma continues punching away on Tommy. Charisma whips Tommy off the ropes and knee to the gut. Charisma locks up with Tommy, Tommy counters Charisma attempt of a move into a hammerlock. Tommy then whips Charisma over using the arm. Tommy drops the leg onto Charisma's leg. Tommy then locks on an arm breaker.. ***
Jamie K - Look at how Tommy is looking over at Ms. Clash. He can't do that!
***Tommy slowly let's go of the hold and forces Charisma to his feet. Tommy locks Charisma up and tries for a German Suplex.. but Charisma blocks it. Charisma uses Tommy's own force to hit a Russian Leg Sweep. Charisma is stomping on Tommy.***
Matt Hayes - Kurt Charisma is really not in his mindset tonight. He just seems to be out there to hurt instead of his usual working on a body part type attack.
***Charisma continus with his almost random body kicks to Tommy. But Charisma random style tonight backfires as Tommy grabs Charisma's leg and performs a Dragon Screw leg whip. Charisma and Tommy both quickly get back to their feet and lock up. Tommy whips Charisma off the ropes... Charisma comes flying off the ropes with his trademark El paso de Morte. ***
Matt Hayes - Charisma hits his trademark El paso de Morte! What a flying forearm!
Jamie K - Cheerleader.. upskirt shots.... I must download when I get home.....
Matt Hayes - Jamie, we don't need to hear about that.
***Charisma goes for the cover.... The ref doesn't count... Since pinfalls don't matter in a poll match.***
Matt Hayes - I guess Kurt didn't read up on the rules before this match.
Jamie K - He was too busy banging Ms. Clash.
Matt Hayes - Good point.
***While Charisma is fighting with the fer over the rules to this match. Tommy hits a low blow from behind and then hits a German Suplex on the not fully into it Kurt Charisma. Tommy hits a fast jumping leg drop on Charisma.. Tommy then looks over at the poll on the northwest corner of the ring. ***
Matt Hayes - Tommy looks to end this match right now. He starts his climb toward the prizes.
Jamie K - Kurt! Get up!
***As Tommy gets to the second turnbuckle, Charisma gets to his feet. Charisma hits a super kick to the back of Tommy's knee. Tommy falls right off the ropes and down to the mat. Charisma starts stomping away on Tommy's leg.***
Matt Hayes - Charisma is back in his zone from the looks of things. Maybe that German Suplex woke him up?
***Tommy is holding his leg in pain as Charisma continus the stomping.
Charisma sets Tommy up... elbow to the inner theigh... And again. Tommy
grabs onto the ropes. The ref orders Charisma to back off as Tommy gets
to his feet. As Tommy gets to his feet, Charisma charges at his knees
and nails TOmym with a nasty chopblock.***
Matt Hayes - Kurt Charisma is really working over Tommy's left leg.
Every mvoe intended to destroy it. Good way to win a poll match. If one
guy can't walk, easier to get to the item on the poll.
Jamie K - Good point.... Ra ra ra.. Look at her... Ra ra ra....
***Charisma drags Tommy into the center of the ring and tries to put
on a figure four leglock. As CHarisma is turning his body Tommy kicks Charisma
out of the move and Charisma is lunched through the ropes to the outside.
Tommy slowly gets to his feet.***
Matt Hayes - Maybe Tommy can turn the tide of this match now.
***Charisma slides back into the ring... Tommy avoids Charisma chop
block attempt and intstead hits a varation of the rocker dropper.***
Matt Hayes - Wow, what a counter to a chop block! I have never seen
that before... Rocker Dropper.
***Tommy climbs to the top of the turnbuckle.. he lines up Charisma
with his eyes and he srpigns foward nailing Charisma in the shoulder with
a flying headbunt. Tommy hurts himself with that high impact move.***
Matt Hayes - Tommy hits the flying headbunt. That may of been the move
needed to give Tommy time to get up the poll....
***Tommy gets to his feet. He sees the reaction of the crowd and see's
the other tunbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle as fast as he can and comes
off of it and down onto Charisma with a perfect moonsault. The crowd is
cheering Tommy on like crazy.***
Matt Hayes - Tommy is really trying to knock Charisma out for the count
with all these high impact moves.
Jamie K - Loke at Ms. Clash.... Wait she is walking over to the poll
area.....
***Tommy see's the items on top of the poll.... Tommy starts his climb....
Tommy is within reach.... Tommy has the items with in his... reach... he...
***
Matt Hayes - Kaydence grabs onto Tommy's leg and pulls him down! But
TOmmy has the commish papers in his hands!
Jamie K - What the hell. Does he win?
Matt Hayes - Nope, there are two more items on that poll.
***Charisma springs to his feet and makes his way over to the poll...
Charisma climbs up to the top as he watches his girl wrestle on the ground
with Tommy.... Charisma grabs the jail papers and the US Title from the
top of the poll.***
Matt Hayes - Charisma is not going to jail! Charisma retains his US
Title! But.. Tommy is the new commish! My god what a werid turn of events!
Jamie K - Kaydence is just like her uncle isn't she?
***Charisma and Kaydence roll out of the ring and celebrate as they
leave. The crowd is booing them like mad. Tommy slowly gets to his feet
and looks around with a pissed off mindset.***
Matt Hayes - Folks, let's review the recent action in the Extreme Divison
while we get ready for our next match between.. Vic Strange and Kevin Randleman
for the ICW Extreme TItle.
***"Push It" by Static X plays in the background as we see highlights
from Kevin Randleman's title reign.... But mid way into that video we switch
to lvie action in the hallway of the arena.***
Matt Hayes - Randleman and Vic are brawling in the back already. I guess
this match has started.... Randleman locks a chokehold on to Vic from the
side.... Randleman really has it locked in... Vic is fading.. A referee
shows up on the scene... The ref checks Vic's arm three times.... Vic passes
out. .. kevin Randleman succesfully retains his Title... In a what some
wouldn't even call a match... Just a backstage fight.
Jamie K - Randleman is one tough son of a bitch. Best damn street fighter
in ICW.
Matt Hayes - Blanco Pollo and SImon Belmont is next... I guess it is
for the Welterweight Title... Sorry fans, lately we switched it back from
the TV Title and we forgot to get the word out. .. The TV Title never existed,
this was to be the first TV Title Defense ever, but it is not to be. This
is a Welterweight Title Defense instead.....
***"She Bangs" by Ricky Martin starts banging throught the arena. And
as the fans are either dancing or puking... Blanco Pollo comes sturting
out onto the stage. He gets a nice little pop and spins around soaking
in all the fun about to be had... he dances down to the ring.***
Jamie K - She bangs she bangs....
***"Aw Naw" starts up and Simon comes out to his usual chorus of boos. He slides into the ring and poses for the crowd to no real avail. He strips down to his wrestling gear and prepares for the match. As he is getting down to his wrestling gear, Pollo is still dancing. The ref hols up SImon's Welterweight Title belt..... Then he hands it to the timekeeper.***
Jamie K - Look at Pollo go!
Matt Hayes - Simon as of recent weeks has been changing from the bitter man he became... But has he changed into a dark priest wanting to join the Dark Army and lead them to greatness? Or is he changing back into Psymon? The oh so lovable smartass and former member of Team Toxic.
***The bell rings. The two men lock up. Pollo busts off a hurricanna right off the bat. Simon rolls out onto the apron and hits a spring board missle dropkick as Pollo turns around from dancing.***
Matt Hayes - No time is being wasted in this Welterweight Title match.
***Both men run off the ropes... Simon nails a diving Pollo with a spinning heel kick.***
Matt Hayes - My god what high impact mvoes we are seeing in this match.
Jamie K - Very little psychology... But hey I enjoy it.
***As Simon poses for the fans... Blanco Pollo gets up to his feet and as SImon turns around... Pollo sets Simon up for the Pollo Plex!***
Matt Hayes - My god the Pollo Plex.. This early in the match. This could be a huge upset....
***Blanco Pollo covers Simon Belmont.... ***
1
2
... Simon kicks out!
Matt Hayes - Blanco Pollo cannot beleive Simon kicked out of his finisher.
***As Blanco Pollo is yelling at the ref... Simon Belmont rolls Blanco
up from behind...
1.
2
Blanco Pollo kicks out.
Matt Hayes - Both men get to their feet quickly... Simon Belmont springs forward with a superkick!
***Simon Belmont nails Blanco Pollo with the siff and loud superkick... Simon Belmont... forces Blanco Pollo to his feet...***
Matt Hayes - Oh no... Here it comes.. My god The Last Rights!
***Simon Belmont hits a Sit-Out Soviet Choke-Plex Slam on Blano Pollo. Simon goes for the cover.***
1.
2
3!
Matt Hayes - Simon Belmont wins with his awesome Last Rights finisher...
Chris Watts - Your winner and still ICW Welterweight Champion.... Simon Belmont.
Jamie K - That was very much the fun little match.
Matt Hayes - Very much so.... Let's go backstage to Jae Chang is is about to speak with the ICW World Champion.. Rik Kendell... Who just happens also holds the Tag Team TItles with Heatseeker.
Jae Chang - Thanks Matt... Rik.. You are about to put to get in the ring with two evil giants. Two men who brag about the fact that they can commit murders with out punishment. Two men who surely make you... The World Champion.. The underdog in this match.... Thoughts?
Rik Kendell - Hey Mr. Bad Hair... I may be a underdog in the critics minds. But in the minds of my fans, I am the best damn World and TAG Team Champion ever. And with my friend Heatseeker.. The Dark Army will feel just why they calls us Team Cocky....
***"Cocky" by Kid Rock starts bumping on the audio system and out comes the ICW Tag Team Champions... Rik Kendell and Heatseeker. Rik has his Tag Title around his waist an dhe is holding up his World Title. ***
Matt Hayes - My god... The Dark Army will be out here soon. My god...
***"Sermon" by Drowning Pool darkens the mood in the arena.. The lights go out.... The End Starts Tonight!..... Yells a dark voice from the back..... The crowd gros a little restless due to the amunt of time the lights have been off ..... The lights come back on and in the ring stands Sirus holding up the Tag Titles. Behind him a violent disugsting scene is taking place..... Merlin and Dark Wolf are just brutalizing Team Cocky. Both Rik Kendell and Heatseeker are soaked in their own blood.***
Matt Hayes - The bell hasn't even rung yet and already Team Cocky is wearing the Crimson Mask.. My god.. That damn Dark Army.
***Sirus orders the ref to start the match... Due to fear the ref does so... The bell rings.... Dark Wolf and Merlin continue their brutallizing of Team Cocky with rough punches, biting, kicking, forearms, jsut every damn way to hurt someone in a wild manner, they were doing.***
Matt Hayes - That damn Dark Army. Can't anyone control them?
***Sirus brabs a mic from the ringside area and rolls into the ring....***
Sirus - Heatseeker!... Just submit to the Dark Army. Just say you give in and the evil ones are the stronger ones.... Just say you quit... Say you quit.... Lose this match now!.... Submit to Dark Wolf.. Submit to Merlin... Submit to me!....
Matt Hayes - My god...
***Heatseeker screams out in pain.. Sirus directs Dark Wolf and Merlin over to Rik Kendell... Dark Wolf starts choking Rik... Meanhile Merlin starts punching Rik in the rib cage. Rik is bleeding from the mouth.***
Heatseeker - Ok stop.. Stop. I quit. You win. I quit. The Dark Army... is my master. I quit..
Sirus - Ah thank you.. Boys you can back off now... Ladies and gentlemen... your new ICW Tag Team Champions of this God Worshipping piece of trash world.... Merlin and Dak Wolf... The Dark Army!.. haw haw haw haw haw haw... Yes........ Evil will Reign Surpreme...
***The Lights go dark and "Sermon" by Drowning Pool plays.... When the lights turn back on... Heatseeker is gone... While Rik is laying in the ring with his World Title layed over his bloody face.***
Matt Hayes - That damn Dark Army... Damn them to hell. Damn them....
***"Baby Doll" by N.E.R.D. plays in the background as we see clips over
the last two months from Star and Clash's relationship. We then see clips
of Celeste's ICW highlights and that is followed by Celeste in action against
Star highlights.***
***The opening guitar sequence of "Another One Bites The Dust" blares out of the speakers as lights of gold and silver flash in rhythm to the music and fan across the cheering audience. Massive quantities of golden and silver metallic glitter falls from the cieling, resembling shiny pixie dust, as pictures of Celeste flying through the air and delivering the lariat, show up on the Titantron... along with images of her dressed in all black, either driving fast at night in her car with the wind blowing through her hair, or modeling in a plethera of catlike poses, looking ready to kick some ass. She along with her male pal, Archie saunter quickly and resolutely down the aisle, waving at the fans, and they enter the ring. As always she throws a rose out to the crowd as she stands on the ropes. Archie points at her and starts clapping.***
Matt Hayes - Celeste is by far the most popular female wrestler in the history of ICW. She is almost at Larry's level of overness with the crowd.
Jamie K - But she an't over with Mr. Clash and he is the only mark who matters.
Matt Hayes - Did you just call Clash a mark?
Jamie K - I meant God... Only God who matters...
***"This is Radio Clash by The Clash blares onto the sound system of the Chicago Civic Center and out comes The inner circle of ICW. Mr. Baggs, Star, and the e-wrestling god himself... Clash... James Clash..... The arena full of fans give a mixed, but loud reaction to James and Star's introduction The three make their way down to the ring. Mr. Baggs takes up his spot at the announce table as Clash and Star get into the ring.***
Matt Hayes - Folks we are being joined here right now by Senor Moeny Baggs. Hello Senor.
Jamie K - Wow this is a honor. A true legend of the Mexican Peso.
Baggs - The ah man is in da um ring... This is a big deal huh. Yeah.
Matt Hayes - ... This is gonna be fun. Ha.... Looks like Celeste and Star are gonna start this match off. This is Mixed Tag Team Rules.... Only the males can strike the males and vice versa.
Jamie K - But there are.. one two.. three females in the ring? Who will Clash get to hit?
Matt Hayes - Archie is a male Jamie.
Baggs - Oh yes... Clash is the greatest owner ever. Yes, back in the Mexico... We's got da.. ummmm... the wrestling too... And Clash is a legend there... Yeah..
***The bell rings.... Star and Celeste lock up..Star floats to behind Celeste and trips her. Star floats over and gets Celeste in a front headlock. Both ladies are on their knees... They get to their feet.. Celeste sends Star off the ropes and hits her with a shoulder breaker... Celeste kicks Star in the back as Star gets up. Star makes the tag to James Clash.***
***The crowd mostly boos.***
Baggs - Here comes the greatest wrestler in the history of wrestling... Clash.. James Clash..
Matt Hayes - God I hate that...
*** The ref stands in front of James Clash and yells at him to wait for Celeste to tag in Archie... Celeste after a five second wait and yell fest with Clash, tags in Archie. Archie walks towards Clash.. Clash shoots at his legs and picks Archie up... And whips him back down with the Bob Holly Special.***
Matt Hayes - Clash nails the Hick Suplex.
***Clash spits on Archie and then tags in Star and orders the ref to make the count...1...2.. Celeste breaks up the pin attempt by Star.***
Matt Hayes - Damn Clash using his power to boss the ref's around. And it still didn't work. At least he isn't John Payne. Ah, the Payne Era. Ha.
Jamie K - John Payne.. hahahahahahaha...
Baggs - From where I come umm from.. We call Payne a.. umm little bitch..
Matt Hayes - Nice saying.. So where do you come from? The land of bad announcing?
Baggs - I can fire you you know.
Matt Hayes - I am the voice of ICW, moron.... Let's call this match.
***Clash gets back to the apron. Celeste and Star are battling it out in the ring with rights and lefts back and forth. Celeste suplexes Star.***
Matt Hayes - Celeste just lifts Star up and slams her back down. Great suplex.
***Celeste dropkicks Star. Star falls back into the corner turnbuckle. Celeste busts out some wicked Flair Style Chops..***
Matt Hayes - Whooooooo it is. Yes, That really hurts folks.
Jamie K -Don't harm her chest. No no no!
***Celeste climbs up on Star and does the ten punch thing. The crowd counts along. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 .... and a little dance from Celeste.. she points to Archie and 10!***
Matt Hayes - Celeste with a little showboating. Star is really getting out peformed tonight.
***The ref orders Celeste to let Star out of the corner. Star flops face first into the mat. Celeste goes for the cover... James Clash runs over to the pin attempt area as fast as possible and drops a elbow onto Celeste.
Matt Hayes - Damn that cheating Clash. Sure, it is his right to break a count up. But do it in a less anti female manner.
Jamie K - Dude! This is wrestling. People get hit!
Baggs - This is wreslting... Our fan base live in trailers... You see cops ever?
Matt Hayes - That is bullshit. Utter crap.
***Clash is back on the apron. Star rolls over to the corner and tags in James CLash. Celeste is pushed out of the ring slowly by the ref and Archie is ordered into the match. Clash goes for the clothesline but he misses.. and hits the ref by accident.... Celeste gets in the ring.. Celestial Lariet!***
Matt Hayes - Celeste nails Clash with her pwoerful Celestial Lariet! My god!
***Celeste yells at Archie to make the cover. Celeste runs voer to Star
and bounces her off the apron. The ref wakes up. Archie has his arm over
James Clash...
1
2
3!
Matt Hayes - My god! James Clash has just been beaten by Archie! My god.
Jamie K - The God of Wrestling loses to..... Archie?
Baggs - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris Watts - Your winners.. The team of Celeste and Archie!
***Clash is just waking up from beind knocked out by the lariet. Celeste and Archie notice this and leave the ring and go celebrating up on the intro stage. ***
Baggs - Oh that Star... She is going to pay for this lost.
Matt Hayes - Why? Clash is the one who lost.
Jamie K - No, it was her fault Matt. Are you blind?
Matt Hayes - You two are assholes.
***Star slides into the ring... Clash gets to his feet. Star looks scared... Clash ...***
Matt hayes - Don't do it!
Jamie K - Smack that bitch up!
***Clash picks her up and Hick Slams her down to the mat. Clash then locks on The Sting..***
Matt Hayes - My god someone has to stop this!
Jamie K - He can do what he wants. He owns this place.
***Celeste and Archie notices this and run down to the ring. Celeste and Archie break up Clash's hold and throw him over the top rope out of the ring. Clash lands on his back on the outside. Clash starts thorwing a tamptrum. Clash runs to the backstage arena. Star slowly gets up and hugs Archie. Star then raises Celeste and Archie's arms up in the air.***
Matt Hayes - Star jsut got kicked to the curb by Clash, but she has found out who her true friends are and she loves this moment I bet.
Baggs - Fuck this crap.. I am off to Burger King.
Jamie K - Let's get ready for the main event. God damn that Archie.
***"Evenflow" by Pearl Jam fills the background while a highlight video plays of all of Larry's big wins in ICW. Then clips show of all Justin Sane's big moments as well.***
***A video plays on the InternetTron... it says: "JCP... True Power... No Limits.. The "Payne" will be back!***
***Chris Watts is standing in the center of the ring holding a piece of paper.***
Chris Watts - It is time for our main event!
***Crowd cheers.***
Chris Watts - The main event will be fought under "The Three Stages of War" rules. It consists of a two out of three falls encounter featurning three gimmick matches. The first match is a submission match.. The second match is fought under Extreme Rules. And the third and final fall if needed will be fought under normal ICW rules. If there is a tie during the third match. We will go into overtime where an unknown rules match will take place. The rules for the tie breaker match will be called on by the owner of ICW.... Introducing first...
***'Know Your Enemy' by R.A.T.M crashes out over the ICW PA system and the ususal Justin Sane silver pyro hits the stage, as the charismatic wrestler makes his way down the aisle the crowd go nuts for the ICW cult icon. He slides into the ring and starts to bounce off of the ropes, waiting for Larry.***
Chris Watts - From London, England.. He is ICW's Cult Icon.. Justin Sane!
***"Cowboy" by Kid Rock hits the arena, and the crowd erupts. It is the anticipation that makes them cheer louder and louder, but Larry makes them wait until the first verse of the song is over before bursting through the curtain right at the begining of the chourus. Where it goes, "Cause I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby!"***
Matt Hayes - Listen to this crowd Jamie! My god this is loud as hell! Two fo the biggest name sin ICW history are squaring off in this epic Three Stages of War match! My god this is history in the making!
*** Larry and Sane are both getting ready in the ring. Testing the ropes out and pacing around... Larry and Sane shake hands... The ref orders them to their own corners... The bell rings. They circle each other...***
Matt Hayes - If you fans remember, at ICW Revenge... Justin Sane lost by submission despite never tapping. Larry and Sane both are still researchign waht happened with that. But it is safe to assume James Clash was behind it.
Jamie K - Oh I wouldn't jump the gun on that. Oh no. Not from what I heard.
Matt Hayes - What have you heard anyways? Who are your sources?
Jamie K - I can't reveal that...
***Larry gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face... Larry stumbesl back a bit... Luscious Larry is knocked down by Justin Sane's massive superkick to the chin. Sane then drops a closed fist down onto the back of Larry's neck.***
Matt Hayes - Good thinking by Sane. Work over a body part. That way when it comes time to lock on a hold... Larry may submit.
Jamie K - If I was put into a hold during the first fall, I would just tap so I would be fresh for the next two falls.
Matt Hayes - That makes sense. But I doubt Larry will put himself into that spot.
***Larry and Sane lock up.. A snap suplex by Justin Sane brings Luscious Larry crashing to the mat. Sane then jumps over to Larry and right away starts punching the back of Larry's neck.... Larry flips around and grabs one of Sane's punches and slaps on an armbreaker... Sane rolls out of it right away. Both men get right to their feet. Larry seems to be holding his neck for a second.***
Matt Hayes - Wow, what great action thus far. This is what our opening match should of been like. Great submission action.
***Justin Sane gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Larry grabs Sane around the waist and hits an awesome overhead belly to belly suplex. Larry then stomps the back of Justin Sane.... Sane gets over to the ropes. The ref gets in between Sane and Larry. The ref orders Larry to allow Sane to get back to his feet.***
Matt Hayes - Great ring generalship by Sane just now. He knows where everything is at all times. Fans learn from that.
***Sane and Larry lock up. Larry whips Sane off the ropes... Sane frog jumps over larry and bounces off the ropes.. Sane catches Larry with a spinning neckbreaker.... Larry is down. Sane springs up to his feet.***
Matt hayes - Sane is calling for it! Sane is locking on The Pressure Switch! My god! What a awesome verison of the STF! My god!
Jamie K - Just a ripoff of The Sting, nothing more.
Matt Hayes - The Pressure Switch is an inverted STF. The Sting is a normal STF. You remember that Jamie.... My god! Will Larry tap?
Jamie K - He better or the next fall will be pretty damn fast.
***Larry notices he is in the center of the ring. The pressure on his neck is too great to fight. Larry taps and lsoes the first fall.***
Matt Hayes - Luscious Larry just tapped! My god! That may be the first time ever Larry hast tapped! Jamie did I just see that?
Jamie K - It is shocking, but I think Larry tapped as more of a game plan then out of pain... But still a great feat for Sane. The first man to make Larry tap. My god what Clash would pay to be the man who did that.
Matt Hayes - The wrestlers get a one mintue break in between falls in this match. Uhgh this is bizarre.. The ringside staff members are going udner the ring and pulling out trash cans and chairs and other nonsense. They are tossing the so to be weapons into the ring. oh, yes.. The second fall is fought under Extreme match Rules. Justin Sane may have the edge in this match. Larry is hurt... And add to that Sane is an expert in Extreme Rules matches... Is that a flower pot they got in there?
Jamie K - Ha! Larry is f**k*d!
Matt Hayes - Watch your mouth!
***The second bell rings. Sane grabs a Singapore Cane and slams it over Larry's skull. The crowd does a OHHH noise thing. Sane repeats this. Larry is busted open. Sane starts smiling. Larry falls onto the mat. Sane sets up a chair over the back of Larry's neck. Sane climbs to the top turnbuckle... Sane comes off the top with a moonsault.***
Matt Hayes - My god! That moonsault just landed right on the chair over Larry' neck! Sane may get the huge upset..... But Sane is hurt from that move also. Sane is holding his ribs in pain.
***Sane after about 13 seconds crawls over to Larry and makes the cover.***
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Matt Hayes - My god! Larry just kicked out after that dangous sickening move!
Jamie K - If Sane didn't waste all that time, he has won this match.
***Sane is still down holding his ribs. Larry is also still down but on his stomach now. He is gripping his neck like it is the in thing. Sane slowly gets up. Sane walks over to Larry. Sane forces Larry to his knees. Sane punches Larry in the forehead. Larry in the meanwhile grabbed a wonderfully placed flower pot and smashes it over Sane's head. Sane flops beward onto his back. The flower pot exploded on impact. The ground really marked out for that move.***
Matt Hayes - A flower pot. Damn ICW is great.
***Larry uses the ropes to get to his feet. Larry is holding his neck in extreme pain. Larry sets up a chair into the center of the ring. Larry forces Sane to his feet. Larry sets Sane up for The Luscious Drop! ***
Matt Hayes - Larry hits the Luscious Drop on the steel chair! Ouch! Sane's head just buckled off that chair. Sane is now busted open also. Both men are now bleeding like hell. My god. What a match.
***Larry goes for the cover...***
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Matt Hayes - Larry ties the score up with the win in the Extreme Rules Match. Now time for the one mintue break.. Oh look at this. All the ringside staff members are clearing the ring of the weapons. All the weapons are being pushed out of sight by the ringstairs. THis is a funny sight right here. The head ref O' Watters is having trouble sweeping the clay out of the ring from the flower pot.
Jamie K - Why is he sweeping? Where the hell is Kyle Lodish? Where is the dman ring sweeper when you need him?
Matt Hayes - The ring and most of the ringside area is cleared of all weapons. The minute is up.
***The third bell rings. Larry and Sane lock up. Larry whips Sane off the corner turnbuckle. Sane's back makes a sick sounding impact off the turnbuckle. Sane bounces off and Larry nails him with a clothesline. Larry mounts atop Sane's chest and starts punching away on Sane's bloody forehead. The ref orders Larry to back off. He instructs Larry close fists are illegel to use.***
Jamie K - Yeah you tell Larry the rules!
Matt Hayes - Jamie... You know James Clash feuded with both of these men and hates them both alot.. And the fans love both of these men.
Jamie K - Yeah I know... But I hate Larry with a passion.
Matt Hayes - You think for youself? I though you had a hand up your ass.
Jamie K - Funny.... Freaking funny.
*** As Larry and the ref start a little talk to me and I yell at you thing.... Sane gets back to his feet. Sane grabs Larry from behind and performs a Reverse DDT.***
Jamie K - Never turn your back on Justin Sane. That damn cocky Larry.
***Sane drops a leg across the back of Larry's neck. Larry yells out in pain from the impact. Sane goes for The Pressure Switch....***
Matt Hayes - Could Sane make Larry tap again?...
***Just as Sane thinks he has it locked on.... Larry counters the hold into a [Benoit Style] Crossface. Sane is screaming out in pain. Sane gets his arm on the ropes. Larry breaks the hold. Both men are to their feet.***
Matt Hayes - Wow, that Larry. Always has a counter. That guy was trained well.
Jamie K - Yep, Charisma and Larry... Trained by the same people. but wow, they sure turned out different eh?
***Sane and Larry struggle for postion in the collar and elbow tie up... Larry manages to get his power and leverage over Sane enough to whip Sane off the ropes.. Larry catches a running Sane with a Mountain Man Suplex. ***
Matt Hayes - The impact on Sane's back from that wicked nasty suplex was insane! my god..... The speed and the height at whcih he landed was freakish.
Jamie K - AH damn... Larry is pointing at the turnbuckle...
*** A very much in pain and still favoring his neck Luscious Larry slowly climbs the turnbuckle.... The crowd is roaring.... ***
Matt Hayes - Can he do it?
***Larry comes flying off the top.. The scene seems to be in slow motion. The crowd is going insane... Larry comes down on Sane with a perfect La La Land Frogsplash. ***
Matt Hayes - The La La Land Splash! My god!.
***Larry stays on for the cover.... ***
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Matt Hayes - Luscious Larry wins!
Jamie K - My god no!
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen... Your winner of the Three Stages of War Match!...... Double L... Luscious Larry!
Matt Hayes - Listen to this crowd, and look at Larry, he looks like he just saved the damn world! Hes so happy, and you know why – he just beat one of the toughest guys in ICW.
Jamie K - Ah, but look, Sane is on his knees, crawling at Larry. He's gonna get revenge! C’mon Sane!!
Matt Hayes - Hold up. Sane is up.. Sane his offering his hand out. He wants a handshake. What a sign of respect that is right there.
***Larry and Sane shake hands. Sane raises Larry's arm in victory and then hugs him. The crowd is chanting Double L... The fans are now just screaming for joy... The two men embrace as ICW goes off the air.***
Credit: Steven J. McGuire aka James Clash.
Note: Best work I ever done. I loved this show. I hope you did also.