ICW Toxic Nation - Sunday, May 5, 2002

.::A video package showing clips of Hektik and Firestorm's reign as Tag Champs is shown. Including: Hektik hitting Kyler Mason with the 420 Splash... Hektik hitting Larry, Clash, Lance Snake, and many others with the Breakdown. Firestorm highlights include: His Welterweight Title win and hitting the Skorch on on big name after big name. Out of the ring highlights include Firestorm in the studio making his cd.. Hektik sitting around with his crew... Strippers and whores left and right.... Firestorm in the hospital almost dead...Hektik smoking pot...... We switch to highlights of The Toxic Twins in ICW thus far. Lots of clips of porn stars and video game playing... Toxic Twins surviving Dark Wolf... Toxic Twins running for their lives..::.
 

.::"Devils Night" by D12 plays as the fireworks go off. The crowd is jacked up for this epic Tag Team encounter tonight.::.
 

Matt Hayes - Welcome to ICW Toxic nation, a special ICW PPV event coming to you live from Berlin, Germany! We are only hours away from the start of the King of the Cage tournament which starts tomorrow night on Primetime in London, England.... I am joined here tonight by the owner of this fine company..... James Clash.
 

.::Camera is on Matt Hayes and James Clash now::.
 

James Clash - Hey babycakes. Clash.... James Clash here tonight to provide you with great insight into this awesome, buy rate popping Tag Title Match.
 

Matt Hayes - Yes, as the fans already know we only have one match tonight but it was worth the price you paid.
 

James Clash - Hopefully $9 Bucks... A reduced price just for this ppv! Yes, a normal ICW PPV is $25... Cheaper than the rest of those promotions.... So....if... any of you assholes stoled this pay per view I will myself come over to your house and feed that cheat box to you while I have Mr. Baggs do stuff to you I can't even mention on pay per view!
 

Matt Hayes- .....Yeah.. ummm..... Very different... Yes.. We have a great match tonight between the ICW Tag Champions.. Hektik and Firestorm.. facing off against ICW's newest flavor of the moment.. the Toxic Twins.
 

James Clash - Hold up! Did you just call two guys I signed to huge ass contracts just so i could hold single match pay per views to live off their name and talent... flavors of the moment? What the fuck!? The Toxic Twins are not a trend or a flavor of the moment. They are the present and the future of ICW. Look for those two men to make me alot of money in the future.
 

Matt Hayes - Alright I stand corrected... But Clash sir... Don't forget all the money Hektik and Firestorm have made for you....
 

James Clash - Yes, Those two have made me a nice chunk of money and have help brand the ICW name... Franchise players I know... I am not stupid damn it Matt!... But look at the facts.. Just like Hulkamania... Their drawing power is dead. Hektik is so five minutes ago... Firestorm is half dead....
 

Matt Hayes - What sir? hektik five minutes ago? He helped build ICW. Don't pull a 187 on him and kill his status. Hektik if he ever got a World Title shot may be the World Champion right now.
 

James Clash - Hey there is an idea... Hmmm.. Hektik vs. Larry... For World Title... HMmmmm
 

Matt Hayes - Sir we already have a number one contender.. His name is Chris Murdock.
 

James Clash - Ah yeah him... Yeah he can knock the title off of Larry... besides yeah.. umm.. I wouldn't give a title shot to a guy who assaults me every chance he gets.
 

Matt Hayes - Sir, he has had good reason.
 

James Clash - Fuck off Matt! Want to get fired or something?
 

Matt Hayes - Oh god you are turning into Vince McMahon.. How soon till we see a 50 year old winning the ICW title sir?
 

James Clash - Man... please... I am so much better than Vinny. Hell he stoled my evil jap angle even.
 

Matt Hayes - Sir that is a common gimmick in pro wrestling.
 

James Clash - Oh....... Man ICW is so advanced the WWF..
 

Matt Hayes  -  WWE now sir.
 

James Clash - Whatever!... that Hogan lead piece of crap in the east cannot understand our advanced and thought provoking storylines.
 

Matt Hayes - Yeah that Heat Machine feud was so deep... I almost had to call my old college professor and ask him to explain it to me.
 

James Clash - Oh good here comes Mr. Baggs.... The special ring announcer tonight.
 

.::Sen~or Mo~ney Baggs walks down to the ring. The crowd is booing the hell out of him. Mr. Baggs just
waves his hand at them then rolls his eyes. Mr. Baggs grabs a mic from his back pocket::.
 

Mr. Baggs - All you marks and the rest of you easily lead to slaughter people listen up! Yes, sheeps... It is time for the Internet Championship Wrestling Tag Championship Title Match!... Introducing first... Lead to the ring by Kendra Belmont.. The Toxic Twins.....
 

.::Kendra Belmont, The Toxic Twins valet walks out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring::.

Mr. Baggs - ...... weighing in at 223 pounds.. from London, England.... A member of the most entertaining tag team since.... James Clash and Lance Snake.... Please welcome.......Psymon!

.::"Anarchy in The UK" hits and Psymon comes out ignoring the fans as always. He rolls into the ring and heads to a corner and sits in wait of his partner or opponent.::.

Mr Baggs - And now introducing from Hell's Kitchen, New York.. Weighing in at 213 Pounds.. Loved by the ladies.... The man... Tommy!

.::"Carousel" comes on and the crowd comes alive. Tommy comes out of the crowd and rolls into the ring. He poses on the ropes and jumps off. Tommy hangs on the ropes in front of the entrance in wait for his opponents.::.

Mr. Baggs - And now here comes the other team... I refuse to introduce them....... I am off...

.::Mr. Baggs tosses the mic away::.

.::"Southwest Song" by ICP plays. The arena comes to their feet. FIrestorm and Hektik make their way to the ring followed by the Juggettes::.

Matt Hayes - The fans are welcoming the recovering Firestorm and their favorite anti hero.. Hektik.

James Clash - Nice to see the fans giving a nice welcome to two jobbers.

Matt Hayes - Jobbers? Hektik happens to be one of the biggest names in ICW history.

.::All four men are in the ring now.::.

.::The bell rings.::.

Matt Hayes - Psymon and Firestorm are starting the match off. Firestorm jumps at Psymon and nails him with an unexpected flying forearm. Psymon gets back up in a hurry as does Firestorm. Psymon kicks Firestorm in the gut.... Psymon picks Firestorm up.. Psymon runs at the turnbuckle with Firestorm in his arms... Here it comes.. Oklahoma Slam! Psymon hits Firestorm with a standing moonsault. Psymon jumps up to the top of the nearest turnbuckle.. Psymon jumps off and hits Firestorm with a Top Rope Elbow Drop.

James Clash - HAHA yeah baby! Now that I felt! GO Toxic Twins go!

Matt Hayes - Clash we are suppose to be non bias play by play men.... Stop that..... Psymon tags in Tommy. Tommy is stomping the already weakened Firestorm in the face. Tommy grinds Firestorm's face with his boot.

James Clash - Yeah make that punk even more ugly!

Matt Hayes - Tommy bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop across Firestorm's face.

James Clash - He dropped the leg!

Matt Hayes - Both you AND Jamie have to rip Joey Styles off with that quote huh?.......  Tommy forces Firestorm to his feet. Tommy hits Firestorm with a spinning heel kick. Firestorm falls back to his back.. Tommy drops another leg to Firestorm's face. Tommy then drops an elbow on Firestorm's face. Tommy with a  fist drop down on Firestorm's face. Tommy puts Firestorm into a front headlock as he tags in Psymon.

James Clash - Firestom maybe shouldn't of shown up tonight... His face is really get worked on here by Tommy and Psymon.

Matt Hayes - Psymon has been tagged in. Tommy lifts Firestorm up and drops him down with a nice vertical suplex. Psymon jumps off the top turnbuckle and htis a frog splash on Firestorm.

James Clash - Great double team move. Wow, these guys are good huh?

Matt Hayes - Psymon covers Firestorm...1...2.... Firestorm kicks out!

James Clash - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Try it again!

Matt Hayes - Psymon again tries for the cover...1...2... Firestorm kicks out again.... Oh no here it comes.. The power of the Juggelos is shining through.

James Clash - Oh god he is hulking up. Damnit what the hell is this shit? A Hulk up in ICW from a juggelo? Ah geez.

Matt Hayes - Firestorm is up! Firestorm waves his finger at Psymon... Psymon is looking at the crowd with a panic like look of help me or something.... Firestorm forearms Psymon in the head. Firestorm with another forearm. Firestorm whips Psymon off the ropes... FLYING LEG LARIET! Psymon is down... Firestorm bounces off the ropes.... Firestorm hits a leg drop on Psymon. The crowd is going insane! Firestom goes for the pin...1......2........ Psymon kicks out! MY GOD!
 

James Clash - That was a little too close.
 

Matt Hayes - Psymon gets to his knees. Firestorm dropkicks Psymon in the face. Firestorm tags in Hektik.. The crowd is going insane!
 

James Clash - AH damn it. Mr. Beat the Boss up himself.... BOOOOO!
 
 

Matt Hayes - Hektik runs over to the apron and punches Tommy and then Hektik drops an elbow on Psymon's back. Hektik looks into the crowd... Hektik puts Psymon in a camel clutch. Hektik is really pulling back on the move. Psymon is yelling out in pain. Firestorm runs into the ring and runs over to Tommy on the apron while the ref is busy checking for a submission... Firestorm hits Tommyith a superkick knocking him off the apron. Firestorm then runs off the ropes and drills Psymon in the face with a TAKA style sliding dropkick to the face.
 

James Clash - Hail TAKA!.. I love that dude.... Hmm leaving WWF soon eh?.. Hmmmm.. He would have to change his name...... Yes, his new name will be TAMO Hodeo... Naw.. Nevermind I hear he is starting a promotion of his own in Japan.
 

Matt Hayes - What are you talking about?..... The ref orders firestorm out of the ring. Tommy is still knocked out on the floor.  Hektik releases the hold finally. Hektik forces Psymon to his feet and hits from a standing postion, a hurricanrana. Hektik stays on for the cover..1....2.. Psymon counters into a pin..1..Hektik kicks out. Both men are up. Psymon goes for a kick... Hektik grabs the foot... Psymon with an Enziguri! Psymon reaches his corner and wait.. Tommy is still knocked out on the floor from that superkick from Firestorm.
 
 

James Clash - Wake up Tommy! Wake up!
 

Matt Hayes - Hektik is stalking Psymon from behind.. He is waiting........ Psymon turns around.. HEKTIK WITH THE BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN!
 

James Clash - No no no...

.::James Clash leaves the announce table and runs over to the ring.::.
 

Matt Hayes -  Hektik is going for the cover..... The ref slides down and starts the count..1.. James Clash pulls the ref out of the ring. My god! Can't we ever have a clean match!
 

.::"Cocky" by Kid Rock slams onto the arena speakers. Rik Kendell and Heatseeker rush down to the ring with steel chairs in their hands.::.
 

Matt Hayes - What is Team Cocky coming out here for?.... Heatseeker slams a chair into Firestorm's back while he wasn't looking. Firestorm falls to the ground. Heatseeker then nails him in the head with the chair. Rik Kendell slides into the ring, but Hektik sees him coming. Hektik kicks Rik in the gut and is about to go for the breakdown but Rik pushes Hektik off and then drills him with a steel chair. Heatseeker is in the ring now. They are setting Hektik up....For the Best of Both Worlds! My god.. This move is sick..   Dragon executes a powerbomb and as the opponent is in the air, Heatseeker launches into a splash from the ropes, catching Hektik as they land from the powerbomb. My god! Heatseeker and Rik pull Psymon onto a knocked out Hektik. James Clash wakes the ref up and starts jumping up and down. The ref sees Psymon covering Hektik...... 1....2......3! My god.... We have new ICW Tag Champs.... But the way they won it makes me sick.... The ref is kicked out of the ring by Rik Kendel.
 

James Clash - That was great wasn't it? Oh look at Hektik and Firestorm.. They are out like little babycakes.. Isn't sweet? Oh boy.. I told you Juggelo Nation's reign was over.
 
 

[The jeering is deafening as the Toxic Twins bail to ringside with their newly acquired Tag Titles and Team Cocky take up a position in the ring. Kendell takes 2 microphones from a ring announcer]

Matt Hayes – This crowd is on its feet James! They’re pissed off at Team Cocky! They just cost Hektik and Firestorm the Tag Titles, just like The Dragon did with Firestorm’s Welterweight title several weeks ago at Red Alert!
 

[Heatseeker raises the microphone to his lips and the jeering intensifies]
 

Heatseeker: How many of you didn’t see this one coming? How stupid can you people possibly be?
 

[Rik Kendell picks up his mike and the crowd’s booing grows to immeasurable levels and bottles and cans fly into the ring]
 

Kendell: Even ol’ Burger Nipples Larry never saw this one coming. I mean, with that “alliance” between Team Cocky and the Elite to rid ICW of the “criminal element”, we had even him fooled. But that’s not hard is it? Double L may be the champion at the moment, but that’s because even Bubba Frost couldn’t get the job done.
 

Heatseeker: We dropped a hint of what was to come just a few weeks ago when I took this title from that jumpshit Firestorm – and even then, the Elite trusted us. Yet still we were over looked.
 

Kendell: We were ignored – I almost destroyed Recon in that Triple cage match, but still we get ignorance… But that stops NOW! We’ve reached the end of our tether and tonight, starting with the beating we just gave the former Tag Chumps, we begin a New Era! ICW is now going to see just how dominant Team Cocky has been in the past. We have ended careers! We ended championship reigns! We have broken stables and singles wrestler’s alike, with NO REMORSE, and Larry, your pimpled ass will be exactly the same! No longer am I going to chill out in the back and think I can get away without training! I have worked my hands to the bone in the past week since I threw that King of the Cage spot away! I was ASHAMED! But no more. No more, Larry! Day in, day out I sit backstage and I watch you beat nobodies. I watch these retarded fans drool and slobber over your beautiful relationship with Ana “Boner-Killer”!

Heatseeker: But that has to end, and as we destroyed the Clown Boys here tonight, that finished. ICW will enter a New Era. From now on, we will assure that only those who TAKE will be rewarded, and those who are too cowardly, or nice, get only one thing; a brutal Ass-Whooping.
 

Rik: So while you’re sitting in your beautiful honeymoon suite with your formerly male girlfriend, you better think about this Larry. As of right now you’re the most wanted man in ICW… and when you’re wanted by ME, you ain’t gonna get away, ass you’ll find out, Goomba…Larry…. Watch out. The Dragon is coming… For You.
 

[Kendell and Heatseeker throw their microphones to the ground, and as the crowd rise to their feet in a huge, unified “BOO!” Team Cocky strut around the ring, taunting the crowd and mocking The Elite, and this Pay Per View, ladies and gentlemen, comes to a close.]
 
Or has it?

.::Backstage we see Chris Murdock watching the action on a monitor. Murdock was just knocked in the back of the head with a chair. Murdock falls face first into the floor.  Blood starts forming a pool around his head on the concerte. The camera turns to the left... It is Razor.. Razor is back!::.