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InternetSlam

The fifth most important event since time begun!

Tonight we will see feuds come to a climax. History made before our eyes. Shocking reutrns. Tearful retirements. Bloody battles. Great contests of skill. InternetSlam is what this e-sport is all about. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on the internet. Welcome to ICW. Welcome to InternetSlam!

"Aqueous Transmission" by Incubus from their Morning View album plays in the background as we are treated to images from ICW's great history. Wonderfil moments like Teraxtion becoming the first ICW World Champion.... Luscious Larry winning a ladder match for the United States Title. .... Showtime and Luscious Larry battling for the ICW World Championship. The Storm vs. Vur wars.... Dixxion vs. Nick Smith bloody battles.... We then skip ahead in time to the Bubba Frost vs. Luscious Larry feud that really put ICW on the map. Hektik vs. James Clash is included.... The Chris Murdock title win over Larry is shown... Followed by Nate Sharp vs. Bob Heat Machine feud. The upset Nate Sharp title win is shown.... The in fighting of the Next Level is gone through.... Rik Kendell's rise to the title is next. Bison vs. Charisma is next....... We finally end with John Calvin Payne and Mr. Charisma slugging it out recently on Primetime. We cut out of the highlight package and start off the event.......

** The ICW logo flashes on the screen, then surges forward and seemingly breaks through the television screen. ***

***Fireworks erupt over the arena as InternetSlam starts off. The St. Louis crowd is pumped up. We see Chris Watts standing in the ring. Time to start already.***
 

Chris Watts: This match is for one fall by pin or count out.  The first participant in the match is a favorite with the fans of ICW.  He is a past ICW Heavyweight and Tag Team Champion. He is also the pick to win the match mostly cause no one knows who he is fighting yet.  He weights in at 225 pounds he is Luscious Larry!!

**"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays out over the arena. The pyrotechnic goes off and Larry steps out.  Larry smiles at the fans as they cheer wildly as Larry walks down to the ring.  He stands in the middle of the ring and raises his hands in the air absorbing the fans cries of joy.  Larry's music stops.**

Chris Watts: And Larry's challenger. A new face in the ICW, a vicious fighter and hardcore maniac.  A man who does what he says he is going to do.  He weights in at 235 pounds and is six foot one inches tall.  He is HAROLD HASH!!!

**"Hacksaw Decapitation" by Cannibal Corpse comes on over the arena's PA system.  Hash steps out and looks pretty damn crazy is pretty much the only way I can describe it.  His eyes are locked on to Larry.  His long hair is draped over his face.  A spiked dog collar is around his neck.  A wicked smile is on his face.  Hash is holding a microphone.**

Hash: I bet many of you are wondering what I am doing back in the ICW, and that I was banned from the ICW for life.  I bet you were wishing I was still in that jail cell waiting for my court date to come up.  I know that you all did cause I never got any visitors while I was locked away in that cell.  No one wanted to be known as one that talks to a "psychopathic child molester" as myself.  But now that I am back you all have no choice but to recognize that I am a force not to be messed with.  There is one man I do have to thank, one person who was caring enough to take me out of that cell to rot. A man who saw something in me and realized that I could be very powerful and a huge help to the ICW federation.  A man that all of you know well.  Let me bring this guy out for everyone to thank with me.

**Hash points to the doorway.  After a few minutes out steps James Clash.  Clash has a huge smile on his face and he walks out of the entryway.**

Hash: That's right, James Clash the owner of this wonderful place has taken me from jail and brought me back here.  The very same man that placed the cops on me and sentenced me to that jail cell, but now it is different.  See as I was sitting there working out and such in my cell I was surprised when the guard said I had someone too see me.  I was shocked and d couldn't think of who would come and visit me.  Imagine my surprise when Clash turned out to be that man.  He told me how he could get me out of jail and have all the charges brought up against me dropped.  But there was one little catch to it.  I had to serve him and do as he says.  I am a free man as long as Clash says I am.  If Clash decides I have slipped and fallen from the realm of sanity then back to jail I go.  But as long as I continue to take out worthless shits like Larry there in the ring then I will be suitable to be in the ICW…so you all better fear for your life cause I am literally fighting for my lively hood.

**Hash drops the microphone and makes his way down to the ring.  After getting threw the ropes the bell rings.**

DING DING DING

Matt Hayes: Wow what a surprise, everyone myself included all thought that Harold Hash was blacklisted from the world of ICW, not even that but the world of freemen all together!  Then you come out and bring him back to the ICW!

James Clash: I saw the potential in that mans ability.  Now I am not condoning the actions that Hash got arrested for, but I do have to say he is one skilled wrestler/fighter!

**Hash looks Larry up and down then smiles.  Hash makes his way to Larry, who punches Hash in the face twice making him stumble back  a few feet.  Hash shakes off the attack and goes towards Larry again this time grabbing Larry's fist and pulling him towards Hash.  But Larry catches Hash with a strong clothesline to the chest knocking Hash down.**

Hayes: We certainly see whom the better and more skilled wrestler/fighter is so far don't we James?

Clash: Shut it Hayes.  Hash is just getting started all those days in that dingy jail cell has made him a little rusty, never mind tho Hash will step it up and beat Larry, I am sure of it!

**Hash gets to his feet and charges at Larry knocking him down with a spear.  Hash gets on top of Larry and starts to lay punches into Larry's face.  The ref is Hash to get off of Larry.  Hash just pushes the ref a side and continues to wail on Larry's face.  The ref warns Hash about being disqualified.  Hash gets up and picks Larry up with him before bringing him down with a 180-brain buster!**

Hayes: You better tell your friend to be careful, if he isn't he might find himself disqualified.

Clash: You are one stupid bitch isn't you Hayes?  How is he going to be disqualified while I am in charge here?

**Hash continues to stomp on Larry after the awesome 180-brain buster.  Hash lets off of Larry and goes to the corner to wait for Larry to get up.  Larry gets to his feet, Hash charges at him but Larry stops Hash when he grabs his left leg and puts him in an ankle lock.  Hash grits his teeth as Larry twists his ankle as hard as he can.  Hash somehow rolls over and kicks Larry in the face.  Both men are lying on the ground for a few seconds.  Larry is the first to get to his feet and drops an elbow right on Hashes chest.**

Clash: I will give Larry some credit here, he is doing a good job.  But he will soon run out of steam, which is when Hash will capitalize.

Hayes: Well if Hash doesn't do something quick he might not have the chance to come back on Larry.

**Larry scoops up Hash and drops him with a snap neck breaker.  Larry rolls over Hash and drops a leg on his exposed neck.**

Hayes: Larry is doing a number on the back of Hash's neck, he might get some serious injury if he isn't careful, then you will be down one "goon" for your disposal Clash.

Clash: Mind if you just shut it their Hayes?

**Larry brings Hash out the middle of the ring and applies a camel clutch on him wrenching back on Hash's neck.  Hash still isn't screaming out in pain.  Hash has a smile a sick twisted smile on his face.  As if he is enjoying all the pain he is going threw.  Larry gets off of Hash and picks him up swinging him into the ropes, but Hash reverse's the throw.  Larry flies into the ropes and gets caught with a jumping choke slam by Hash.  Hash still has his hand around Larry's neck trying to squeeze the breath out of his body.  The ref starts to count at Hash.**

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**Hash lets off of Larry before five.  Hash stands up and places a foot on his face rubbing the boot into Larry's face, while laughing**

Clash: See look at that, Hash has this match totally in control.  And did you see his face while in the camel clutch?  He enjoyed that, he enjoys pain to the fullest, and everything about it is enjoyable with him.  You can't beat a man like Hash cause no one as ever trully seen a man like Hash.

Hayes: I will give him that, Hash certainly is a one of a kind.  One of a very sick demented psychopathic kind but he is original at least.

**Hash gets off of Larry and turns around to do a back flip on him.  Larry rolls out of the way to the outside half way threw Hash's flip.  Hash gets up slowly and goes for Larry on the outside.   Larry is on his feet to meet Hash, the two men exchange blows with each other with Larry knocking Hash down to his feet with a strong blow.  Hash crawls up against the steel steps catching a breath.  Larry is on the apron and does a running drop kick to Hash's face slamming the back of his head on the steps.  Larry rolls into the ring to stop the count.**

Hayes: This is turning out to be quite a vicious match here with these two men.  Neither of them are going to back down from anything.

Clash: That sure as hell is right, but Hash better win if he wants to continue to be a freeman.

**Larry picks up Hash and tries to do a suplex but Hash reverses it into a suplex of his own, which is in turn reversed again into a neck breaker.  Hash's body lies on the ground twitching somewhat.  Larry picks up Hash and rolls him into the ring.  Larry goes for the pin.**

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KICK OUT

Hayes: That sure was a close one with Larry, I was sure Hash was going to be out after that vicious blow Larry gave him.  Or at least had his neck really broken, ironic wouldn't have been a neck breaker breaking your neck.

Clash: I was never scared, I have faith in Hash to take Larry out.  **under his breath**  Hash you better not fuck around, Larry is better then you gave him credit for.

Hayes: I heard that Clash, remember we are wearing headphones.

Clash: You have no proof I said anything!

**Larry gets up pissed that Hash wasn't put away with.  Larry picks up Hash, Hash gives him a shot to the midsection while on his knees.  Hash delivers two more blows to Larry's stomach.  Hash slings Larry into he ropes and follows him.  Giving him a huge clothesline as Larry hits the ropes.  Larry falls over the ropes to the protective mats.  Larry stands up rubbing the back of his head, Larry looks up to see Hash running at him and gets a baseball slide right in the chest pushing him to the guard rail.  Hash grabs the ropes and sling shots him self over to do a full body press to Larry against the rail but Larry moves out of the way and Hash nails his head on the rail.  Hash rolls on the floor holding his head.**

Hayes: GODDAMN!  HASH PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE WITH THAT MOVE AND HE SURE PAIED THE PRICE!  I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN MAKE UP THE LOST GROUND AFTER THAT MOVE!

Clash: You are underrating Hash their Hayes.  Hash is used to shit like that, it is what makes Hash, Hash!

** Larry gets up and makes his way into the ring.  Larry is holding onto the ropes and does a slingshot leg drop to the back of Hash.  Larry picks Hash up and brings him to inside the ring.  Hash has a little blood trickling down his face as he stares at the ceiling.**

Hayes:  Look Larry must be going for his La-La Land Splash, he is on the top rope.

Clash: It looks that way, but I see Hash moving, I don't think hash is quite out of it yet.  He still has a little something in him…damn it he has a lot of something inside of him!

**Hash gets to his feet as Larry is on the top rope.  Larry goes for a missile drop kick, which Hash oh so easily moves out of the way of.  Hash gets on top of Larry laying lefts and rights into his face.  Hash is going crazy, but Larry rolls him over and starts to throw blows of his own to Hashes face.  Larry gets up, pulling Hash to his feet.  Larry lays out hash with a snap DDT.  Hash gets to his feet almost immediately tho.  Hash is looking right at Larry, with the blood flowing down his face. Larry throws a punch at Hash, Hash takes the blow, but stands his ground.  Larry punches Hash another time but Hash doesn't move barely any.  Larry tries for a third punch but Hash blocks it and delivers a strong standing sidekick right to Larry's chin.  Larry falls to the ground and Hash stands over top of him.**

Hayes: How the hell does Hash have that much strength to take those blows and give Larry that tremendous sidekick?  I would think Hash would be about to give out any minute!

Clash: My theory is Hash smokes crack…that or is running off of adrenaline.  But knowing Hash, most likely crack smoking.

**Hash goes to the top rope and does a flying elbow to Larry.  Larry rolls around in pain after the wicked blow.  Hash throws Larry to the outside of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring.  Hash brings up the chair and knocks Larry over the back with it.  Hash slams the chair over back of Larry again.  Larry falls to the ground on his stomach.**

Hayes: That is illegal!  Hash can't use that chair on Larry like that, Hash should be disqualified for use of a foreign weapon!

Clash: Check the rule book Matt, it is only illegal if it is used inside the ring.  There is nothing in the rule book that says you can't use a chair on the outside!

**Hash sets the chair a few feet from Larry.  Hash runs at Larry jumps on the chair, does a 90-degree turn to the guardrail and does a backflip back splash to Larry.  Hash stands up slowly, but gets up.  He goes in the ring and restarts the count.  Hash sets up Larry in a sitting position against the steel steps.  Hash grabs the chair and goes on the apron.  Hash does a running suicide dive with the chair in front of his face but Larry falls out of the way and Hash hits nothing but steel!**

Hayes: Oh shit that really must be it for Hash.  There is no way he could come back from something like that, especially with everything else he has been threw in this match already.  I don't know if Hash has anything left in him to continue this fight with.

Clash: I hate to agree with you Hayes, but I think you might be right on that.  Hash just did a STUPID as FUCK thing right there!  There was no way Hash could have actually seen that to be in his favor could he?

Hayes: I know what you mean Clash, but look neither man is moving and the ref is already on the 6th count.  Will either of these wrestlers make it in the ring before the count is up?

**Larry starts to stir and eventually gets up.  Larry realizes that the ref is counting and is on the 8 count when he rolls in the ring to stop the count.  Larry grabs the heavy bleeding Hash and brings him inside the ring.  Larry is setting up Hash for the Luscious Drop but Hash elbows Larry in the head.  Larry lets Hash free but Hash drops to the floor.**

Hayes: See I told you Clash, Hash has nothing left.  He fell as soon as Larry let go of him.  He is totally worn out!

Clash: He just wants simple minded people like yourself and Larry to think he is worn out, then he will get him off guard!

**Larry goes to Hash again and picks him up.  Larry sets him up in the Luscious Drop. (forward falling Russian leg sweep, Double J's Stroke if you need something to associate it with!)   Larry gets on top of Hash and pins him.**

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DING DING DING

Chris Watts: The winner of this match via pinfall is the ICW Legend, Luscious Larry!!

**"Cowboy" by Kid Rock starts to play as Larry gets up.  Larry is going to leave the ring when Hash gets up.  Hash grabs Larry by the hair and lays him out with a reverse brain buster.  Hash goes out of the ring and grabs a baseball bat.  Hash starts to wail on Larry with the bat, knocking him over and over in the chest with the bat.  Hash jabs Larry in the throat with the bat.  Hash picks up Larry and places the bat under his neck and does a belly to back suplex to Larry.  Hash gets up with bat in hand and looks at Larry's fallen boy**

Hayes: What the hell is that?  Hash just viciously attacked Larry after the match.  Talk about your sore losers.  There is no reason for shit like that.  I mean can't he just except the fact that he lost?

Clash: I told you, Hash was just playing with Larry.  Of course he lost the match but that is what is important here.  What is important is Hash did just what I told him.  He beat the shit out of Larry, now when Larry has to fight later tonight he will be no where near his peak performance level as he should be.  Hash did exactly what I told him to do, that was to get Larry to believe he was out of it and then attack him with everything he had.  I am proud at Hash for following directions so well!

**"Hacksaw Decapitation" by Cannibal Corpse comes on as Hash leaves the ring still holding onto the bat.  Hash goes to the top of the entrance and turns around.  Hearing all the boos makes Hash smile as he raises the bat and his hands high in the air.  Hash turns back around and goes to the back rooms.**

***Meanwhile Outside the Arena***

Is that Michael Jackson? Naw, couldn’t be. Well, who ever it is they’re walking around outside the arena with a hat, face mask and glasses. The mystery person is walking at pace through the huge parking lot, and takes cover behind a huge tour bus. He/she/it peeks out and looks over at the main entrance.

“Damn… can’t just walk in there…” The figure mumbles, pulling the jacket it’s wearing around its neck. “Maybe I should just -”

It stops suddenly as the doors on the bus open and the driver steps off, followed by an elderly woman. The woman pulls her shabby dress back down and replaces her hat, which quite resembles a fruit bowl. The figure leaps behind a bush.

“I’m not complaining, but if you want on these tours lady, you have to pay the coach fees” smirked the driver.

“I did… in a way” the gypsy lady retorts “but please, call me Madam Seitall, fortune-teller extraordinaire!”

The bus driver looks at the gypsy in confusion as she pulls on her veil “Right…” He mutters. “just make sure you take your ticket. The entrance is that way.”

The figure behind the bush ponders for a while.

“I need to get into the arena without being seen… hmmm….” Comes the voice from under the jacket “HEY, LADY!”

WHAM
 

***Celeste vs. Sudden Death***
***Extreme Title Match***

***"Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen plays in the background as the ICW Women's Champion makes her way down to the ring. Celeste spins around and soaks up the cheers from her loving fanbase.  She hands over her Women's Title Belt and gets ready for some Extreme Action.***

"WHAT TIME IS IT?!!!!... TIME TO DIE!!!"

***After that statement is yelled through the arena via the sound system, Sudden Death appears on the enterance stage. He is in a bad mode. He has a chair in his left hand. he makes his way down to the ring. As he is about to climb up onto the apron, Celeste comes flying down with an ax handle smash from the top turnbuckle. The bell rings.***

Matt Hayes - Celeste can make history in this match. The first person ever to unify the Extreme and Women's Title Belts.... Falls can count anywhere in the building under Extreme Match rules. In an Extreme Match, there are no rules.

James Clash - Which is why Celeste may end up not just losing this match, but losing her life. Would you want to fight Sudden Death? Period? Nope, and for sure not in this type of match.

***Celeste hits a dropkick to Sudden Death's leg. Sudden Death stumbes over a bit, but catches his hands on the apron. Celeste tries to roll up up but cannot. Sudden Death turns around and picks Celeste up by the hair. Sudden Death lifts her up into the air. Celeste forces Sudden Death to drop her. Celeste lands on her feet.Celeste jumps onto the Death's shoulders facing the same direction as they are. From there, Celeste spins her body so she is now facing the opposite direction as the Sudden Death, Celeste then fall backwards with their upper body and scissor lock theDeath's head and neck and snaps them over.***

Matt Hayes - Great Misterio Rana by Celeste just now. That really sent Sudden Death down to the floor. Which lately seemed impossible.

James Clash - Just a minor set back for my enforcer. Celeste has no chance in hell of even surviving let alone winning.

***Celeste and Sudden Death are both up again. Sudden Death slowly starts marching towards a retreating Celeste. Then Celeste runs forward and hits some more offence. Celeste grabs the Death's leg and places it over her shoulder with her back to the victim.Celeste pulls down on the Death's leg and bends down, shooting Sudden Death overher body so he lands face first on the mat.***

Matt Hayes - Wow, Celeste is really coming up with the fancy work tonight. Solid effort. Sudden Death has no idea what is hitting him.

James Clash - It is still early in the match. Sudden Death is still cleary the favorite.

***Sudden Death is face down on the mat, Celeste crosses of Death's ankles into the crook of Death's other knee.Celeste uses the back of his leg to apply pressure to  Death's leg that is up and puts her leg in between  Death's entangled legs. Then Celeste falls backwards applying pressure to the Sudden Death's legs.***

Matt Hayes - Inverted Indian Deathlock by Celeste on the hired killer that is Sudden Death.

James Clash - Bloody hell. GET UP AND WIN HER!

***Celeste must of not of locked the hold in correctly cause the hold came undone. Celeste tries to get the move back on Sudden Death, but Sudden Death uses his power to push her off. Sudden Death is up. Sudden Death hits some quick jabs to the face on Celeste. Sudden Death then forces Celeste down the aisle by her hair. Sudden Death proceds to slam Celeste's head into the ICW logo by the enterance. Sudden Death then picks Celeste up and power slams her on the stage. Celeste holds her back in extreme pain.***

Matt Hayes - My god folks that was painful looking.

James Clash -  There is the Sudden Death I know and love.

***Instead of picking up the win, Sudden Death chooses instead to damage Celeste some more. Sudden Death stomps on Celeste's stomach and chest area for a bit. Sudden Death then goes behind the curtain.***

Matt Hayes - Where did Sudden Death go?

James Clash - What? Like I know?

***Sudden Death emerges back from behind the curtain with a two by four wooden plank.***

James Clash - YES!

Matt Hayes - No! He cannot use such a viscous blunt object like that on a lady such as Celeste.

James Clash - What do you mean? She is in this match. The rules say this can happen and iwll happen.

Matt Hayes - She didn't ask for this match. You gave it to her as punishment!

James Clash - What? A shot at a title is punishment? What color is the sky in your world Matt? Celeste has a chance at making history in this match. Come on Matt give her some credit.

Matt Hayes - You are so full of it.

***Sudden Death slams the the plank down onto the wounded body of Celeste. The crowd moans in horror. Celeste starts coughing up blood and crying out in pain. Sudden Deaht grins like some sick prevert and prepares to hit Celeste again.***

Matt Hayes - Celeste is just a lady. How can that sick man do this?

James Clash - This is a fight. Stuff happens in fights.

***As Sudden Death is about to slam the plank down on Celeste again, Vic Strange comes flying out from behind the curtain. Vic kicks Sudden Death in the gut. Vic performs THE BITE on Sudden Death. Sudden Death is down and out. Vic rolls Celeste onto Sudden Death.***

Matt Hayes - Vic Strange! THE BITE! MY GOD!

James Clash - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....

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Matt Hayes - Celeste has made history,although admittly with the help of Vic Strange. Why did Vic come out here and save Celeste? Was it just a random kind act? Or is there something more to it?

James Clash - Those two damn Tennesee dwelling freaks will pay for this. I promise you that. Sudden Death will recover and will make you pay Celeste and Vic. You two are going down!

Matt Hayes - James, they cannot hear you.

James Clash - But Archie can.
 

***Outside the Arena***

The masked figure is no longer masked, but standing outside the main entrance to the arena, dressed in an outfit that even Allen Richards mother wouldn’t be seen dead in. The figure turns away from the crowd and he - because it is now obvious the he is a he - adjusts the headscarf.

“Damn, I look like a Russian widow”

A few children are pointing and staring, but the queue passes mainly without incident. The figure covers a few stray spikes of hair, and realises his studded belt is on the outside of his dress. What a fashion blunder. He rubs his arms in the cold of the lobby, trying to stay warm… and sees his tattoos showing freely. If that isn’t a dead give away, he doesn’t know what is.

Quickly, he runs toward a familiar corridor, flashing an old backstage pass from back in the day, and runs down before the security guard can see.

“Slack ICW staff… Clash still don’t know how to employ ‘em”

Alerted to the sounds of a guard having realised what’s happening and giving chase, the ‘Gypsy’ ducks into the 1st room he comes across and takes off his sun glasses with a sigh.

Suddenly the door opens, and Mr. Kurtis Charisma walks in the room. He grabs something from a table and sees the ‘Gypsy’. Charisma pauses with his arm outstretched and squints at the vaguely familiar face. The ‘Gypsy’, seated behind a stack of boxes, looks like a cheap clairvoyant.

“Who’re -” Begins Charisma

“I…” The ‘Gypsy’ man thinks for a while but gives in “Sit down Levias… come talk with me.” A wry grin crosses the bizarre character’s features as he watches Charisma sit down. “I know why you’re here, Levias”

“How do you…? Did you know I was collecting Kaydence’s coat because she forgot it?”

“Actually” another sly grin from the ‘Gypsy’ “You’re here because… uh… you want to know the truth! I can tell you this Kur - um, Charisma! I can tell you; I am Madam Seitall!”

“See… it all?” Charisma looks suspiciously at the “woman” before him. “Go on then… read my palm”

The ‘Gypsy’ man/woman in drag snorts with suppressed laughter and takes the proffered hand.

“My… how *snort* soft!” Sniggers Madam Seitall “I see… I see a face from your past returning, heh heh…”

Charisma pauses and takes his hand back. He thinks, and holds it out again.

“My daddy?” He asks.

“Your…what, sorry?” the “clairvoyant”asks “Did you say… yeah… yeah… Yeah, you could say that Kurt… Yeah. Mr. Charisma, Daddy’s home…”

Charisma steps back in shock, and shakes his head. He grabs the coat and runs out of the room without another word, as the ‘Gypsy’ stands up.

“Yeah… Daddy’s home…Jack™.”
 

The Swedish Pickles -vs- X-Sabbath
Tag Team Cage Match - No Tagging Required - Pin or Submission to win.

Matt Hayes - Did I just hear and see what I think I heard and saw?

James Clash - “Yeah… Daddy’s home…Jack™.”

***"X-S X-S X-S X-S You can't stop a bullet!"  The lights go out and "Blotter" by Stone Sour plays. Fire begins to shoot from the entrance way as the crowd begins to scream. X-Sabbath walks to the ring. ***

Chris Watts-  Making their way to this time is the team of X-Treme and The Sabbath. They are... X-Sabbath.

***A picture of Austin Power's holding a Swedish penis pump in his hands appears on the InternetTron. Abba's "Dance with Me" hits the arena and out comes Nightmare Evil and Pimp Masta.***

James Clash - Look at those fun guys. Fun as hell I tell you. And damn good wrestlers too.

Matt Hayes - Did the Pimp Masta happen to supply you with some products?

***All four men are in the cage now. A referee follows them in. The cage door is now locked. The bell rings. Two two teams go face to face with each other. X-Treme makes the first move with a haymaker that sends Nightmare Evil down to the mat. Pimp Masta whips Sabbath off the ropes and nails him with a lariet.***

Matt Hayes - This tag team feud will come to an end tonight.

James Clash - Yes, these two teams have had some great battles. But this is the end of the war. You win this, you win the war.

***Pimp Masta sends X-Treme off of the ropes and catches him. Pimp Masta liftsX-Treme up across his shoulders. Pimp Masta starts spinning around quickly a few times to dizzy X-treme, then drops him to the mat.***

Matt Hayes - Airplane spin from the Pimp Masta on X-Treme.

James Clash - Pimp Masta really has the power edge in this match.

***Nightmare Evil unloads a Off the Top Rope Somersault Splash down onto a dizzy and down X-Treme.***

Matt Hayes - What a srpingboard splash from Nightmare Evil.

James Clash - The Swedish Pickles really have the edge in this match thus far.

***Sabbath is up and hits Pimp Masta with a roundhouse kick. Pimp is sent to the mat. Pimp gets up right away, but is caught with a ddt right away. Pimp Masta is down. Sabbath tries for a springboard moonsault but Nightmare Evil blocks his attempt with a dropkick.***

Matt Hayes - What a way to protect your partner. Did you see that dropkick? THat looked like two jets flying into each other.

James Clash - Very nice sight to see.

***Pimp Masta is up. He picks X-Treme up by his hair. Pimp Masta holds X-Treme's head and starts punching away on it. Pimp Masta then launches X-Treme over the ropes and into the steel cage. Pimp Masta then forces Sabbath up and slams his head into the cage. Pimp Masta grinds Sabbath's face on the cage. Sabbath has been cut open. He is bleeding.***

Matt Hayes - The dangers of a cage match.

James Clash - By the end of this match all four of these men will be hurt and hurt for the rest of their lifes.

***X-Treme is caught in the ropes. Nightmare Evil hits him with a jumping elbow srike. X-Treme bounces back off the cage and flips over the ropes back into the ring.***

Matt Hayes - Well that helped him out of the ropes.

James Clash - Funny.

***Pimp Masta whips Sabbath off the ropes. Sabbath however catches Pimp Masta with a Diving DDT.***

Matt Hayes - Another ddt by Sabbath on Pimp Masta. Seems to be working.

James Clash - But who is busted open?

***Sabbath drops a quick elbow down onto Pimp Masta. Nightmare Evil comes from behind on Sabbath. Sabbath ducks his attack however. Sabbath grabs Nightmare Evil around the head and DDTs him too!***

Matt Hayes - Sabbath with another DDT.

James Clash - X-S all of a sudden has an edge.

***X-Treme recovers from his wounds and hits a rolling senton on Pimp Masta. Sabbath props Pimp Masta up while X-Treme keeps Nightmare Evil busy. Pimp Masta is sitting on the mat. Sabbath grabs one ofMasta's arms and pulls it up and pushes it intoSabbath's chest, bending the wrist downward. Sabbath applies pressure by pulling Masta's arm into their chest and bending the Pimp Masta's wrist further.***

Matt Hayes - Nice belly to back wristlock right there. Work over the big man's arm and you reduce his power.

James Clash - You know who loved using this move?

Matt Hayes - Who?

James Clash - Barry Darsow.

***As Sabbath has Pimp Masta locked up in a painful submission move, we see Nightmare Evil and X-Treme brawling around. Both men stop brawling and try the speed plan. They both bounce off the ropes. X-Treme hits a high speed spear on Nightmare Evil. But in the process Evil lands on Sabbath. The weight of a body landing on him forces him to break the hold. ***

Matt Hayes - Evil broke the hold, but in a uncommon way.

***X-treme pulls Nightmare Evil off of Pimp Masta and goes for the cover.***

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Nightmare Evil kicks out!

Matt Hayes - The Swedish Pickles live on.

James Clash - Can either team get the edge?

***Sabbath is in the motion of forcing Pimp Masta to his feet. Pimp Masta finally gets his head back into the match and grabs Sabbath and tosses him under the bottom rope right into the cage head first.. Pimp Masta then stands up. Pimp Masta grabs X-Treme and body slams him. Nightmare Evil meanwhile sees a recovering Sabbath on the apron. Evil gets an idea. Nightmare Evil runs and splashes Sabbath right through the cage. Both men fall down to the cold, hard, thin mat outside the ring. Parts of the cage are wrapped around their limps as they lay on the mat just trying to breathe***

Matt Hayes - Nightmare Evil has just taken Sabbath and himself out of the match. Neither man can recover from that.

James Clash - TWO MEN JUST WENT THROUGH A FREAKING CAGE! OH MY GOD!

***Pimp Masta appears to be working over X-Treme, in order to perform a powerbomb on him. Pimp Masta sets X-Treme up. Pimp lifts him up. But X-Treme counters the powerbomb with a sunset flip.***

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Matt Hayes - X-Treme wins the match for his team with a sunset flip. Kinda unexpected way to end a cage match. But a win is a win.

James Clash - Wait, what is this? Pimp Masta is up and pissed!

***Pimp Masta lifts X-Treme up and snaps him down with a quick and near deadly powerbomb. X-Treme is hurt. Pimp Masta yells out to Nightmare Evil. Nightmare Evil starts slowly climbing up to the top of the cage. Pimp Masta beats up on Sabbath so Evil can climb without trouble. Nightmare Evil as at the top of the cage.***

Matt Hayes - My god he isn't?

James Clash - Nightmare Evil is about to do what you think he is about to do. My god. This....

***Nightmare Evil points up to the sky and then comes off the top of the cage with a shooting star press. The crowd stands and awes at this sight. Nightmare Evil lands perfectly down on X-Treme. but Nightmare Evil is hurt after that move. Three men are down and out in this match. Only Pimp Masta is still standing.***

Matt Hayes - X-S may of won the match. But it sure doesn't look like it.

James Clash - Damn fine match.

***Backstage***

· The ‘Gypsy’ quickly dashes across a corridor, hiding behind a telephone booth. The security guard in front turns around, but seeing nothing, he keeps walking. “Madam Seitall” skips across to a doorway, just before the guard turns back. Again, he continues walking, albeit quicker now. The security guard reaches a crossroads in the corridors and pauses. This gives our strange hero/heroine the time he needs, and the ‘Gypsy’ sprints out and expertly clotheslines the ‘Guard’ down, before dragging him back to a nearby room.
Moments later, the ‘Gypsy’ re-emerges, this time in the ill-fitting security uniform.
“Sweet” he smiles, pulling his visor to cover his face, and fastening the shirt sleeves to cover the bright tattoos covering his forearm. “Uh oh… someones coming”
In true comic book style, he talks to himself and quickly jumps into a room, seconds before a group of guards walk by, talking animatedly. Inside the room, the ‘Guard’ hauls himself off the wet floor, drying his hands on his new jacket and straightening his small pointed goatee.
“Hey homie…” comes a male voice.
The ‘Guard’ looks up, directly into a pair of towelled legs.
“Ugh! Cover up man, you’re ‘protruding’!” the ‘Guard’ yells, shielding his eyes as he stands up… face to face with John Calvin Payne “Oh, uh, hey man.”
“Why’re you in the shower room?” asks Payne “I ain’t done nuthin’. There NUTHIN’ in the locker.”
The ‘Guard’ looks at Payne for a long moment, before breaking the silence. “Locker, hey?” he mumbles to himself, a little more audibly than you would expect “Why don’t I just check… for your safety and all.”
“No no no,” JCP yells, as he sidles in front of the locker in the steamy room. He clutches the soap tightly as he things quickly “It isn’t mine, I swear. Um… Rik Kendell was the one who always had porn, beer n’ drugs in his locker… he, uh, set me up, yeah!”
“Set you up, did he?” the ‘Guard’ smirked as Payne writhed uncomfortably “I happen to KNOW he hasn’t been near an arena for months… I have reason to believe there’s something in that locker that will get you in trouble… Step aside, Mr. Spoons”
“Spoons?” Payne looks at the ‘Guard’ suspiciously for a minute “No one called me that except….”
Suddenly the ‘Guard’ reached into his jacket, and Payne stepped back, arms raised, soap in hand.
“Back off, Smokey, I’m loaded” the ‘Guard’ growled “lemme see inside”
The ‘‘Guard’’ grinned, as Payne stepped back. ‘The ‘Guard’’ opened the locker… and it was empty. Payne quickly looked inside, and his face became a mask of anger.
“What the!?” he seethed “Those Juggalo morons took my stash! I KNEW it was them!”
“Woah, step back, cracker, or I’m gonna blow you to hell fo’ shizzle!” the ‘Guard’ quickly covered his mouth, having let that slip. He reached in his jacket again, and Payne stepped back, raising his hands again. His towel slipped.
“Aw shit…” he mumbled. He dropped the soap and bent down to pick it up
“ARGH!” The ‘Guard’ screamed.
He ran from the shower room like a bitch as JCP pulled his towel back up. John was confused…

Jr. Heavyweight Title Match
Nitroxide -vs- The Ghost
 

***"Generic Techno Beat 2002" starts playing over the sound system and out come running down to the ring is the youngest wrestler in ICW history, Nitroxide.***

Matt Hayes - This match will be jaw dropping. You think TNA has good matches, wait till you see this.

James Clash - TNA? Oh you mean the Jarrett family hours?

***The whole arena becomes dark...the crowd goes silent...

Five great spotlights flash on, all five focused on the entrance. The light is so blindingly bright. All that is seen is a figure with his head bowed, bathed in bright white light.

As the spotlights shut off, the arena lights come back on. "Alive" by P.O.D begins bursting from the P.A, starting at the first chorus. The Ghost raises his head, and stands still for a moment. White fireworks at either side of the wrestler shoot upwards, bursting in mid-air with great flashes of light.

He walks down the ramp, and as he does so the fireworks that line the ramp shoot upwards, spiralling and leaving bright trails.
 

The Ghost continues to walk to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and somersaults over the top rope, into the centre of the ring. he then holds his Jr. Heavyweight Title Belt up in the air as the fans cheer.***
 

Matt Hayes - The Ghost, the 2002 Fly Like An Eagle Champion. This guy is good folks. Really good.
 

James Clash - Of course. This should be a hell of a match.
 

***The two men shake hands before the match. The bell rings. Back Fist by The Ghost. This sends Nitro back a bit. They lock up. The Ghost pushes out of the lock up and Nitro back. The Ghost applies a standing head scissors on Nitro. The Ghost jumps up in the air and then lands on his feet with the Nitros head still in the scissor lock. ***

Matt Hayes - Jumping Standing Head Scissors by The Ghost.

James Clash - The Ghost will whip out some nice moves.

***Both men are back up. Thoe Ghost snap mares Nitroxide over. The Ghost hits the back of Nitro's head with a low dropkick. Both men are up. They lockup. The Ghost reaches under the Nitro's arms and locks his hands on the Nitro's face. The Ghost lifts the victim up and pushes the nitroxide backwards and release the hold, slamming him back first on the mat.***

Matt Hayes - Reverse Full Nelson Slam by The Ghost.

James Clash - The one man North-South Connection. From Canada but is a Mexican wrestler. Funny how things work out sometimes. All I know is this guy is good.

***The Ghost forces nitroxide to his feet. The Ghost scissor locks Nitroxide around the waist with their legs and rolls forward hooking under the Nitroxide's armpits with their legs taking them down to the mat, pinning Nitro's shoulders with the The Ghost's legs and grabbing Nitro's legs.***

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Matt Hayes - Too early in this match to go for a pin. Nice pinning move however.

James Clash - The Ghost is putting on a display out there. The young Nitroxide has a lot to learn still.

***The Ghost applies the Gory Lock. The Ghost then hooks the nitro's arms. The Ghost then leans forward so that the Nitroxide slides down to the mat and has his shoulders pinned. ***

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Matt Hayes - The Gorl Lock Pin didn't work this time.

James Clash - THAT IS A CRIME!

***Nitroxide rolls The Ghost up with a school boy.***

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***Nitroxide kicks out. The Ghost is facing Nitroxide and hooks one of the Nitro's legs with one of theirs as if they were going for a side russian leg sweep. The Ghost pushes Nitroxide foward so they land on their back, the Ghost does a forward roll and keeps the Nitro's legs tied up. The Ghost ends up in a sitting position and the Nitro is on their back.***

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Matt Hayes - Wow, great series of pinning attempts.

James Clash - That may of been some of the best hold for hold wrestling in ICW's history.

***The lock up. The Ghost sends Nitroxide off the ropes. Nitro springsboards off the ropes and comes flying back at The Ghost with a moonsault body press. Nitro covers The Ghost.***

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Matt Hayes - Nitroxide is as quick as a heart attack.

James Clash - Which I will have if Mr. Charisma and John Payne's backstage shit keeps up.

***The Ghost runs off the ropes. Nitro gets up and catches him. Nitro somehow manages the power to airplane spin The Ghost. ***

Matt Hayes - Nitroxide uses The Ghost's own movement force against him.

James Clash - Otherwise Nitroxide would have no chance in hell of lifting the Ghost up that far. The Ghost is a Junior Heavyweight but he outweights the tiny Nitrxide by a great deal.

***Nitroxide climbs up to the top turnbuckle. he is waiting for the right moment. Nitroxide comes flying down with a 450 splash. But The Ghost has moved. Nitroxide lands hard. The Ghost climbs to the top turnbuckle. The Ghost waits for Nitroxide to get back to his feet. The Ghost comes flying from the top with his Grim Reaper Rana. [ Shoulder Spin Rana to Back Mounted Side Roll Cradle Pin .]***

Matt Hayes - The Grim Reaper! Can Nitroxide kick out?

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Matt Hayes - Three! The Ghost retains his title. WHAT A MATCH!

James Clash - This match is going on the best of video I will be releasing soon. THAT MATCH ROCKED THE HOUSE! Listen to the fans. They loved it.

***The fans are standing and cheering on The Ghost and Nitroxide non stop for a good thre mintues. The Ghost and Nitroxide shake hands after the match. The Ghost holds up his Title Belt in joy.***

***Backstage***

The “Security Guard” strolled down the hall ways twirling his baton and whistling. No one was giving him a second glance, he had an all-access pass, and he knew were the Juggalos were. If anyone would shelter a refuge it was them… for a couple dimes. Right on cue, Firestorm walked around the corner. What are the chances?
“Hey man” started the ‘Guard’ as Firestorm got closer.
“’Sup ninja?” came the cryptic reply. “Hows it hangin’?”
“Good shit dude™” smiled the ‘Guard’ as Firestorm walked away. “Hey, don’t leave me hangin’ Jacob!”
“’chu talkin’ bout?” The clown turned around slowly.
“I hear you got skillz?”
“Most def, most def”
“Doobs?”
“Fo’ shizzle!”
“Lead the way, stinky!”
And with that, Firestorm smiled a high smile, and led his new friend away, a trail of weed smoke following him.

***A recap video of Jaguar's ICW career is shown. From his feud with Rik Kendell, his matches with Mr. Charisma to the recent legal copyright troubles. Who is the real Jaguar?***

The ‘Security Guard’ was still roaming the building, now high as a proverbial kite, and twice as colourful. He strolled up some stairs, staggered across the hall, and slid down the banister, arriving 10feet away from where he started.

“Wheeee!”

He bounced down the corridor and stumbled into a lift. He slipped and leaned on all the buttons, taking himself up, floor by floor… until Celeste Parker walked in.

“Having trouble are we?”

“Naaaaaw….” Replied the ‘Guard’, breathing his smoke all over Celeste.

“Um… Where are you headed?”

“Need to get stuff for main event, honey… and Clash”

Celeste thought for a moment, trying to recall the familiar voice. She shrugged, and turned, catching the man staring at her ass.

“Could you not do that?” she asked, politely. The man stepped around her, and looked at her ass instead. “That is also disturbing… James’s office is THAT way”

Parker pushed the ‘Guard’ out of the doors, and he subsequently stumbled through an ornate black door, into a large room that we could not see into.

“Ah…” came a voice recognisable as James Clash’s “My Favourite Wrestler has arrived! Uh…a ha… what’s that smell babycakes?”

“None of your business, Skippy…” came the ‘Guard’s voice, as his uniform was thrown out the door “Now when’s my match, Jackson?”

Razor -vs- Jaguar
If Razor Wins, Jaguar Unmasks.

!!!ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

***The crowd hears the trademark sound of Jaguar and start booing. Normally they would cheer on Jaguar, but from the looks of things the past month, this is the fake Jaguar. The crowd hates cheap ripoffs. I AM LOOKING AT YOU! [You know who. Yeah you. Not you Jaguar. No, the guy reading this. Yeah you. Not you Rik. No no no. Nothing to do with that. AT THAT GUY! With the name.] "Jaguar" makes his way down to the ring. He tests out the ropes and gets ready for Razor.***

Matt Hayes - I have to find out who this man is.

James Clash - Me too. This is really starting to annoy me.

***The lights go out. The Block Is Hot By LiL Wayne hits, gold fireworks start going off around the entrance way. Lights come back on and Razor walks through the curtain and down the ramp to the ring. The crowd is cheering like mad.***

Matt Hayes - The fans love this wrestler.

James Clash - For what reason I will never know. Bizarre.

***Razor as soon as he gets in the ring decks "Jaguar" with a punch. The bell rings.  "Jaguar" is up again. Razor knocks him down again. The spot is repeated. And again. "Jaguar" finally is able to avoid a punch from Razor. however, Razor hits a snap suplex on "Jaguar" instead.***

Matt Hayes - Razor is really destroying the fake Jagaur thus far in this match.

James Clash - Who said that was the fake Jaguar?

Matt Hayes - Jaguar did.

James Clash - Ugh.

***Razor whips "Jaguar" to the corner. Razor then starts punching and chopping away on "Jaguar". Razor places "Jaguar" up on the top turnbuckle. Razor climbs up there and starts the ten punch thing.***

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***As Razor is about to hit punch number ten, "Jaguar" gets into a postion from where he can powerbomb Razor. BLAM! "Jaguar" just powerbombed Razor down to the mat. "Jaguar" starts posing for the fans. The fans of course boo him like hell.***

Matt Hayes - This fake finally gets a move in and now we have to watch him celebrate it like he won the King of the Cage or something.

James Clash - Hmmm, I wonder if that is Kevin Randleman?

Matt Hayes - This fake is white. Randleman is black. Pretty clear it isn't.

James Clash - Maybe. Maybe not. Hmmm

***"Jaguar" starts yelling things. Like: "I am the world's greatest." And "I am an all time great." And of course "I am the King of the World!" ***

Matt Hayes - This guys yelling sounds like a former ICW Champion.

James Clash - Or he could be putting us on?

***Razor finally gets to his feet. "Jaguar" grabs onto Razor and performs his Vegas Slam. "Jaguar" goes for the cover.***

Razor kicks out at one!

Matt Hayes - The Vegas Slam eh? Must be Murdock!

James Clash - Chris Murdock is the fake?  No It can't be. My bet is Bin Lidan. Yep, only a asshole like him would try something like this on me darn it.

Matt Hayes - That was the stupidest thing you have ever said. You are making want Jamie K back.

James Clash - Ouch. You know I can fire you right? I won't cause you rule. But I can. B the way Iwill need time to get ready for my match. So for the next match, Ti Malcom will fill in.

Matt Hayes - Tim is cool. He is who should be the co host of Pimetime. Not you. You are on ICW TV enough as it is.

***"Jaguar" cannot believe he did not get a three count after his big trademark and starts yelling at the ref. Razor stands up behind "Jaguar". "Jaguar" seneses something is about to happen when he turns around. "Jaguar" slowly turns around. Razor kicks him in the gut. Razor then his the most popular finnishing move since Hektik's The Breakdown.... The Blade!***

Matt Hayes - The Blade!

James Clash - The fake guy just got cut by the razor! Oh yea I love that saying. Feel the Latino Inferno!

***Razor covers "Jaguar". The ref gets into postion.***
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Matt Hayes - Razor wins. Yes, the Latino Inferno's winning streak continues.

James Clash - Close call.... Alright not really close at all.... Time for Razor to unmask this man.

***Razor pulls the mask off of the unknown man's head. Chris Murdock was revealed under the mask.***

Matt Hayes - I knew it was Chris Murdock.  The Vegas Slam, the trademarks. All him.

***Just as Razor is rolling out of the ring, another masked "Jaguar" looking man comes running down the aisle. The second "Jaguar" nails Razor with a forearm to the back. The "Jaguar" then starts stomping on Razor. "Jaguar" rolls Razor back into the ring. This fake "Jaguar" removes his  mask once he gets into the ring.***

Matt Hayes - Oh my god.

James Clash - God's Favorite is back.

Matt Hayes - Rik "The Dragon" Kendell is in the ring right now assaulting Razor. There were two fake Jaguars in the ring right now.

James Clash - Wait more Jaguar's are appearing out of the wood work. There is another one coming down the aisle right now.

***The third fake Jaguar rolls into the ring and unmasks.***

Matt Hayes - Tyler Chan!

James Clash - The best punter in the history of the world is in the ring!

***Rik sets up Razor on the mat. Tyler Chan winds back and runs forward. Tyler Chan kicks Razor right in the head.***

Matt Hayes - My god, cruel kick to the face.

James Clash - Coffin corner baby!

***Two more fake Jaguars run down to the ring. One is short and fat, so running isn't the right word. And the other Jaguar fake is skinny as hell. They roll into the ring and demand a mic. Chris Watts walks into the ring and hands a mic to the skinny one who demanded it. The skinny and fat Jaguars unmask.***

Matt Hayes - Jamie K is back! So is Mr. baggs! My god what is going on here?

James Clash - A rebirth. Team Toxic is back in force baby. And Jamie K is the mouthpiece.

***Rik Kendell and Tyler Chan make sure Chris Murdock and Razor do not move by placing move men in dragon sleepers.***

Jamie K - This company need a shot in the ass. A little toxic injection. A lethal dose of fun and mayhem. ICW needs Team Toxic, baby. More is to come later. We are far from over. More to be revealed. oh boy, fun stuff tonight. We have the real World Champion himself back in ICW folks! Rik "The Dragon" Kendell! he never lost the title, so in my world that makes him the champ. More coming later. We also have the undefeated Tyler Chan. The man with the best finishing move since slice bread. More coming later. Then we managed to recruit Sen~or Mo~ney Baggs to act as a finacial backer. You cannot stop Team Toxic. You cannot stop the best. More to come later. In the words of Mr. Clash. Tune in. There is more to come later.

***Jamie K  hands the mic over to Rik Kendell.***

Rik Kendell - "Daddy’s home…Jack™.”

***Rik Kendell tosses the mic back to Chris Watts and Team Toxic leaves the ring.***

***Highlights are shown from Shawn Temp's US Title win over Mr. Charisma.***

United States Title Match
Stu E. Price -vs- Lee Stone -vs- Shawn Temp

** A small beat sounds out over the loudspeaker. Soon enough the lyrics start. **

"TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
NOW THAT I HAVE ALLOWED YOU, TO BEAT ME!
DO YOU THINK THAT WE COULD PLAY ANOTHER GAME?
MAYBE I COULD WIN THIS TIME!
I GOT A LIFE OF MISERY, YOU PUT ME THROUGH,
DARLING YOU CAN TRUST ME, COMPLETELY!
AND IF YOU EVEN TRY TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY,
I THINK THAT I COULD KILL THIS TIME!

** Red pyros shoot off from the entrance way and the music picks up. Another set of pyros explode and Lee Stone stands where they clear. Lee makes his way to the ring, slapping hands on the way down until he reaches the ring and slides in. **

Matt Hayes - Hello Tim. Great to be joined by you for this match and the new one.

Tim Malcom - Though I was banned from ICW pay per views or something. Gee, is that anyway to treat the former head writer?

Matt Hayes - Well you know how that Clash is. This next match should be a damn fine contests of skill. Three technical masters.

Tim Malcom - It may appear like that, but if you look closer you see flaws in each man. This first guy out here now, Lee Stone. This head lately has been too busy trying to get over with a weak comedy act that no one cares about. While before, what brought him to the dance was his great no bullshit everyone loved him for it, pure wrestling skill. Then we have Stu E. Price. Mr. Baseballbat. he may be the favorite in this match. He seemed to have finally gotten his guts back and is finally acting like a man again.

Matt Hayes - And the U.S. Champion Shawn Temp?

Tim Malcom - Is coming into to this match a bit cocky. Cocky is noramlly good, but not this cocky. He feels after winning Mr. Charisma no one can even get close to him. Boy he will be in for a shocker tonight.

***The arena goes absolutely pitch black for a few moments. A single spotlight appears and flashes around the arena before coming to a halt, right at the Firk'nTron. Still in silence, it begins to come to life with the sound of a heartbeat ticking over and over as a few words appear on the screen.
Things aren't the way they were before,
You wouldn't even recognise me anymore,
Not that you knew me back then,
But it all comes back to me,
A large explosion of pyrotechnics go off, and with that a large record scratch is heard; Bodyrock by Moby plays out through the speakers. A huge reaction begins to build up for a few seconds before Stu-E walks through the curtain. When he does a massive blue and white laser show kicks off as he slowly walks to ringside, stopping halfway.
"About to enter the ring weighing in at 240lbs and standing at 5'11". He hails from Darlington, England; he is STU-E PRIIIIIIIIIIICE"
Stu looks around the arena before raising both arms in the air and running to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope. When inside the ring he goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and waves to the crowd before sitting on the top turnbuckle. ***

Matt Hayes - This may be Stu's biggest match yet in ICW.

***("The Way you Like It" by Adema begins playing)

I'll get inside you

Dont live with shame cause feelings change and fame remains, the reason why your gonna wanna take me home tonight, Its all the same up in this game the people change and money claims everyone from everything, I cant beleive that you would think that shit of me, I was amazed at the torment that you put me through, if you could see right through the greed and all your needs,then you would realize that your just about as bad as me

Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young, nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid, The way you like it, come on baby help me someone to confide in, I'll get inside you, now your begging me to stay

My life has changed but fuck the fame, Ill stay the same,you cant complain when you can pay the bills and do your thing, appreciate, dont playa hate, congradulate, I miss the pain and the torment that you put me through, So whats to fear when every thing is crystal clear ,, you realize that you should do the things you wanna do, dont give into what people say, dont be ashamed, to seperate all the feelings on your mind that you cant sedate

(Shawn walks out on the stage wearing black baggy cargo pants, and starts toward the arena)

Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young, nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid, The way you like it, come on baby help me someone to confide in, I'll get inside you, now your begging me to stay now your begging me to stay I'll get inside you, They would always say I would never be shit,they would always say I would never be shit, But look at me now! look at me now! Ill get inside you, now your begging me to stay, i'll get inside you, now you begging me to stay

The way you like it Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young, nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid, The way you like it, come on baby help me someone to confide in, I'll get inside you, now your begging me to stay

(Shawn gets in the ring, He hands his belt over to the referree.)***

Matt Hayes - This match may steal the show.

Tim Malcom - Wait, this just in.... Bison and JJ Sten still have not arrived..... Wait wait.... They have. Flase alarm. Damn crazy producers telling me to say things in my earpiece.

Matt Hayes - Yeah those folks suck. You got an ear piece? I have been going it alone this whole time. Dang.

***The bell rings.***

***Shawn Temp and Lee Stone lock up. Lee Stone pulls Shawn's arm back and has him in a standing hammer lock. Shawn Temp bends down and grabs Lee's leg. Lee flips over. Shawn Temp then falls on and gets a headlock on Lee Stone. Meanwhile Stu Price is relaxing in the corner enjoying the match.***

Matt Hayes - Shawn Temp has Lee Stone down on the mat.

Tim Malcom - Stu Price isn't showing his fighting sprit.

***Lee Stone uses his legs to reverse the postion on Shawn Temp. Lee now has Shawn in a headlock.  Shawn gets to his feet and pushes Lee off, Lee falls right into Stu. This wakes Stu up. Stu decks lee Stone with a punch. Stu then runs at Shawn Temp and nails him with a lariet. Stu E. Price drops an elbow down onto Shawn. Lee Stone coems from behind on Stu and slams him over head/neck.shoulder first with a fine german suplex. Lee Stone starts working over the neck area of Stu with punches and elbows.***

Matt Hayes - They have gone and made Stu mad.... Lee Stone is trying to set Stu up for his submission finisher. But is that so wise in a three way match?

Tim Malcom - The key is in a match like this is to knock both of the wrestlers out, but to really work one over so there is a weaker one you know you can get a pin on.

***Stu E. Price trips Lee Stone. Both men are up. Stu E. Price and Lee Stone circle each other. Stu and Lee lock up. Stu has the edge. Stu has Lee in a side headlock. Stu turns with their upperbody and pulls Lee over their hip, causing Lee to fall to the mat and land on their  side with Stu still applying the side headlock.***

Matt Hayes - Stu has lee on the mat in a headlock.

Tim Malcom - The trend is this match is working over the neck and using headlocks.

***Shawn Temp runs off the ropes and drops a leg across the neck of Stu E. Price. Stu is forced to break his hold on Lee. Lee Stone gets up. Shawn Temp grabs Lee Stone. Shawn Temp knocks Lee Stone out with an Oo-soto-gari.***

Matt Hayes - Wonderful STO by Shawn Temp. Lee appears to be out cold after that.

Tim Malcom - The STO is one of my all time favorite moves. Just quick and effective but can still knocked a man out for a long time.

***Stu E. Price out of nowhere surpries Shawn Temp with a Flap Jack Bulldog. Stu E. Price locks on a Reverse Standing Figure Four Leg Lock.***

Matt Hayes - Well that is a innovated hold. Seven salient points of the human anatomy are being effected in that hold.

Tim Malcom - What the heck? Coping Disco Inferno? Crazy.

***Stu E. Price didn't lock in the move fully however, thus Shawn Temp was able to weasel out of it. Shawn Temp has a slight limp now. Stu E. price grabs Shawn Temp, Stu is trying for a vertical suplex but Shawn Temp has the leverage. Shawn Temp rolls Stu E. Price up.***

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***Shawn Temp irish whips Stu E. Price off the ropes..... Stu hits the Stun Cutter! Stu E. price covers Shawn Temp.***

Matt Hayes - Stun Cutter! STUN CUTTER!

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Matt Hayes - Stu E. Price is the new United States Champion.

Tim Malcom - Which is ironic since he hates this country.  The man spent two months bashing this country and then goes out and wins our title.

***Stu E. price rolls out of the ring and grabs his new title belt. Meanwhile in the ring we see two angry men, Lee Stone and Shawn Temp looking simply... pissed.***

***The finish to the Justin Sane vs. Luscious Larry match is shown from ICW Revenge. Who was the man who screwed Luscious Larry? Was it Storm? Was it James Clash? Most of the proof points at James Clash, but recent research points to Storm. Who was it?***

Worldwide TV Tite Match
Justin Sane vs. James Clash vs. Storm vs. Luscious Larry

***Jamie K is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone. He is the special guest ring announcer for this match.***

Jamie K - God I hate St. Louis..... Ladies and gentleman. Now is time for the Worldwide TV Title Match!

***Crowd gives a mixed reaction.***

Jamie K - Introducing first, he is the self proclamined god of wrestling. He is the best ever at every single thing he has ever tried. He is the owner of this great company. He is the current TV Champion. He is Clash... James Clash!

***"This is Radio Clash" by The Clash starts playing and out come James Clash in his wrestling gear with the TV Title around his waist.  He walks slowly down to the ring. The fans are booing like mad. Trash is being thrown. "Clash sucks it" chants start up. Jamie K holds the ropes open for James Clash. Clash spins around and poses for the fans. He hands his title belt off to the referee.***

Jamie K - And now introducing the powerhouse Chairman of Operations here in ICW who happens to wrestle too. He is an ICW Legend. He is a former Tag Team and US Champion. He is John Calvin Payne's backer. He is Storm!

***"Voodoo" by Godsmack plays and the big, lethal, powerhouse of a man, Storm slowly walks down to the ring while the crowd looks on in fear. Once Storm is in the ring, Clash and him shake hands and get ready for action.***

Jamie K - And now introducing the so called ICW Cult Icon. I just call him a failure. He is Larry's bitch!......

***"Jeremy" by Pearl Jam plays in the background and Justin Sane appears on the stage. he points out into the crowd and then slaps his chest. The crowd is cheering him on like mad. "Icon "chants start up. He waits for Larry to enter beofre charging into the ring.***

Jamie K - And now introducing.... An overrated pretty boy who thinks he is king shit. He is Double L. That is Loser times two!.. Ladies and gentleman, please do not welcome.. Luscious Larry.

***"Cowboy" by Kid Rock hits the arena sound system and the crowd pops like crazy. Pyros go off. Larry appears beside Justin Sane. They run down to the ring. But they do not enter. Instead, they circile the ring while Clash and Storm watch on and wait. Jamie K leaves the ring. As Jamie K leaves the ring, Justin Sane grabs Jamie K and snap suplexes him.***

Matt Hayes - I love Justin Sane and all, but that was uncalled for.

Tim Malcom - Look Matt at the ring. It served it's purpose. Clash and Storm got distracted as Larry snuck in from behind.

***Larry grabs Clash around the head from the back and hits a reverse ddt. Clash is down. Larry then hits Storm with a dropkick. Justin Sane rolls into the ring. Clash is getting up. Just as Clash is about to strike Larry from behind, Sane grabs James Clash and hits him with a running neckbreaker. Justin Sane starts stomping away on the back of Clash's neck.***

Matt Hayes - Justin Sane must be insane cause he is trying to cripple his boss.

Tim Malcom - That isn't a gimmick. It is the truth.

***Meanwhile on the other side of the ring we see Storm and Larry brawling. No man has the upper hand yet in that battle. Storm however starts getting rythem with hsi japs to larry. Storm then hits a upper cut on Larry's chin. The punch sends larry over the top rope and down to the outside of the ring. The crowd oohs and ahs that bump.***

Matt Hayes - Larry takes a major fall after that uppercut from Storm.

Tim Malcom - Storm is the biggest man in this match and he knows it.

Matt Hayes - From what we seen thus far, this match looks like a tag match with Sane and Larr teaming up against Storm and Clash. It isn't suppose to be that way at all.

***Storm grabs Sane by the hair and tosses him across the ring. Sane gets back up and charges at Storm. Storm sends Sane into a 480 spin via a brutal clothesline. Storm then picks Sane up with both of his hands around Sane's neck and hits a double hannded choke slam on Sane. Storm stays on for the cover.***
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***James Clash breaks up the pin attempt with an elbow drop. Storm looks pissed at Clash. Storm stands up and starts yelling at James Clash.***

Matt Hayes - Trouble between Storm and Clash. A Clash of Storm Sized Egos?

Tim Malcom - A Clash of Storm Sized Egos? That was kinda lame and kinda of funny at the same time.

***James Clash slaps Storm in the face and yells at him not to disrespect him. Storm laughs and then grabs James Clash by the neck and lifts him up high above his head. Storm drops him down. What a chokeslam.***

Matt Hayes - That was the damnedest chokeslam I ever seen.

Tim Malcom - What does damnedest mean? That was a historically important chokeslam is all I know and see.

***Storm yells at the ref to get into postion. Storm then makes the cover on Clash. larry can be seen in the corner of the screen climbing the turnbuckle.***

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***Luscious Larry comes flying from the top turnbuckle and nails the La La Splash down onto both Storm and Clash. All three man involved in that wreck are hurt.***

Matt Hayes - Larry took two men out with one move just now, but he took himself out also.

***All four men are down and out on the mat. The ref starts the ten count.***
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***Justin Sane slowly rolls over and crawls over onto Storm. The ref starts the three count.***

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***Luscious Larry just manages to break the pin up with a double fist drop.***

Matt Hayes - High drama.

Tim Malcom - No one has the clear edge yet in this match. Who will pull out the win?

***Larry uses the ropes to get back to his feet. Storm does the same. Storm and Larry lock up. Storm over powers Larry and performs a powerful gordbuster suplex on Larry. Storm covers Larry.***

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***James Clash drops a leg across the back of the ref to break up the pin. He then starts waving at the stage.***

Matt Hayes - Why did Clash do that?

***Sudden Death appears on the stage. Sudden Death makes his way down to the ring. Sudden Death is in the ring. Sudden Death chokeslams Justin Sane. Sudden Death chokeslams the giant Storm. Sudden Death chokeslams Larry. Sudden Death wakes the ref up and then leaves the ring. James Clash makes the cover on Luscious Larry.***

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***Justin Sane kicks out! James Clash stands up and starts threating the referee. Luscious Larry gets up. Clash doesn't see him. Clash turns around. Larry nails Clash with a chop to the chest. Larry then grabs Clash and hits the Luscious Drop!***

Matt Hayes - Luscious Drop!

Tim Maclom - Justin Sane and Storm are still both out.

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Matt Hayes - Luscious Larry wins his second match of the night! Luscious Larry is now the new TV Title Champion also! What a drama filled match that was!

***Sane is up. Sane goes over to celebrate with Luscious Larry. Justin Sane and Luscious Larry shake hands. As Larry is turning away, Justin Sane grabs Larry and locks him in The Pressure Switch!***

Matt Hayes - My god what am I seeing? Justin Sane has just turned on Luscious Larry!

Tim Malcom - Envy is the reason. It finally pushed Sane too far.

***Larry passes out from the extreme pain. Security rushes down to the ring to break up the situlation, but James Clash and Storm warn them not to interefere. James Clash, Jamie K, and Storm leave with the secrurity force while Justin Sane continues punishing Larry with The Pressure Switch. He finally let's go. he leaves the arena while the crowd boos the hell out of him. The fans start a Larry chant as Sane leaves. The ICW Medical Team rushes down to the ring to help James Clash.***

Matt Hayes - Justin Sane has just turned his back on the fans and his friends by attacking Larry.

Tim Malcom - Sane is out for revenge. Sane distrusts Larry and is jealous of him at the same time.

Matt Hayes - Folks, up next is the Tag Title Match.

***A video is shown of Juggalo Nation's history here in ICW.***

Tag Team Title Match
Juggalo Nation -vs- Strike Force

***"Homies" by The Insane Clown Posse slams over the speakers in the arena and Mr. Bones steps out from behind the curtain, he looks around at the crowd as a spotlight shoots around between him and the audience. Firestorm sneaks out behind him and jumps on his back as he starts to walk down the aisle. Mr. Bones carries Firestorm about halfway down to the ring then drops him off and they both run down to the ring and slide in under the bottom rope and stand in the center of the ring side to side and wait for the other team to come out.***

Matt Hayes - James Clash is still recovering from his match and won't be able to provide color comments till the next match. Filling in still is Tim Malcom

Tim Malcom - In order not to upset Clash, I will say his catchpharse. "Those crazy ass Juggalos." There now that is done. On with the match.

***The lights dim as Dudley Boy type pyros shoot off only they look to be pure gold pyros as "Welcome to the Jungle" blares over the PA system. Colone Kill and Major Pain walk out smoothly throwing up the GA symbol as the crowd stands to their feet as they are in the presence of the greatest tag team ever. Colonel leads the crew down the aisle yelling at the crowd telling them what they are going to do to their opponents. Theres a pesence around these two guys that lets you know your about to see something special. Major jumps onto the apron first and walks to one side of the ring, Colonel does the same but goes to the other side. They get up on the turnbuckles and throw the GA symbol up, as the same pyros from the beggining shoot off. They get off the turnbuckles and go to there corner and discuss the game plan.***

Matt Hayes - Strike Force are some tough Tag Team Champions.

Tim Malcom - They beat the epic team of Double L and Justin Sane for those titles. Damn right.

***The two teams are deciding who will start off. The bell rings.***

Matt Hayes - The most important tag match in ICW history has just started.

***Firestom clotheslines Kill. Kill gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. A snap mare by Kill takes Firestom down.  Firestom is standing. Pain tagged in by Kill. Kill grabs Firestorm and locks him in a bearhug. Kill tightens the power hold. Firestorm is still too fresh however and easily gets out of it. Firestorm bounces off the ropes.... Kill catches Firestorm with a big boot to the face. Firestorm is down. Kill makes the tag to Pain. ***

Tim Malcom - Great teamwork thus far from Strike Force. They are legends in this sport for a reason.

***Pain applies a reverse chinlock on Firestorm. The fans start cheering and clapping for Firestorm. Firestorm is up to his feet. Firestorm elbows out of the chinlock. Firestorm nails a standing dropkick on Pain. Firestorm however lands funny and is down. Pain tags in Kill.***

Matt Hayes - The landing after that dropkick looked awful. Firestorm's shoulder may be hurt.

***Kill drops an elbow down on Firestorm's shoulder. Kill then starts stomping on Firestorm's shoulder. Kill locks on a arm bar vartion that works the shoulder more. Kill keeps it on tighly. Firestorm is in plain to see pain. ***

Matt Hayes - Firestorm is hurt and cannot seem to make the tag to Mr. Bones. Strike Force has isolated him from the beginning.

Tim Malcom - Firestorm right now reminds me of Ricky Morton..... He is the crazy ass Juggalo in danger!

***Kill continues on with the shoulder- arm submission hold. Kill while having Firestorm locked int eh hold, starts janning Firestorm in the shoulder with quick jabs. Firestorm is trying to fight through it but looks to be in extreme pain and cannot seem to find a way out of it.***

Matt Hayes - Firestorm's shoulder must be completely shot by now. Even if he wins this match, can he continue his career?

Tim Malcom - Oh, Firestorm will recover. he is a tough kid.

***Kill keeps on with the shoulder hold and continues with the japs also. Kill starts to yell at the ref to ask Firestorm if he quits. Firestorm yells back every time; "Hell no, I won't ever quit!"***

Matt Hayes - Firestorm clearly states his case. He won't quit no matter what.

Tim Malcom - If I was Strike Force, I would piledrive Firestorm three times on concerte for that comment. Insult to Strike Force's great skills.

***Mr. Bones tries to get in the ring to break up the hold, but the ref stops him. Kill still has Firestorm locked up.***

Matt Hayes - Odd, the ref is going by the book.

Tim Malcom - About damn time. Which reminds me. I have to tell the webmaster at ICW to post the official ICW match rules.

***Kill stands up with Firestorm. Kill however has the hold still on Firestorm. Kill moves Firestorm up to his feet and over to Strike Forces' corner. Kill tags in Pain. Pain comes from the second turnbuckle with a elbow to the face. Kill then hands Firestorm over to Pain. Pain locks on a very much the same type of arm hold onto Firestorm.***

Matt Hayes - Just wonderful tag team wrestling from Strike Force thus far. Great stuff.

Tim Malcom - True wrestling. Trying to win, not to impress.

Matt Hayes - Wait, Strike Force may of made a big error. Look at the ring postion now. When Kill moved Firestorm, he moved him closer to the ropes.

Tim Malcom - Wow, you are right. Wow, the vets make an error. but can Firestorm notice it in time?

***Pain bends back on the hold to cause more damage. Firestorm screams out in pain. Firestorm as he was doing that notices the ropes. Firestorm reaches out with his free arm and touches the ropes. The ref orders Pain to break the hold and allow Firestorm to return to his feet.***

Matt Hayes - That may be the turning point of this match. Firestorm just needs to tag in Mr. Bones.

***Pain charges at Firestorm. Firestorm frog jumps over Pain. Firestorm hits Pain with a spinning heel kick. The crowd is cheering Firestorm on. Firestorm then hits an illegally in the ring Kill with a head smacking superkick.  Firestorm tags in Mr. Bones. The crowd erupts with cheers. Mr. Bones forces Kill up and hits him with a brain buster. Firestorm is climbing up to the top. Mr. Bones then puts Pain on his shoulder (Shoulder breaker style), Firestorm jumps from the top rope and leg drops the back of the Pain's head as Mr. Bones slams Pain on his head like a tombstone piledriver. Runnin' wit a Hatchet!  The ref orders Firestorm and Kill out of the ring. Firestorm DDTs Kill and then leaves. The ref turns around to see Mr. Bones covering Pain. ***

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Matt Hayes - We have new Tag Team Champions!

Tim Malcom - What a comeback by Juggalo Nation. Great heart shown by them.

***Mr. Bones and Firestorm are handed the title belts. They kiss the title belts and hug the referee. Juaggalo Nation then helps up Strike Force. All four men shake hands. The crowd is cheering all all four of these top notch men.***

Matt Hayes - Wow what a scene. Folks up next is the Legends Match!

***All four of the men leave the ring together.***

***Tim Malcom leaves the announce table. Clash's musci plays, but instead of James Clash, Jamie K is sent down to the announce table. He sits down.***

Jamie K - Clash is still in too much pain to call this next match. So ha, welcome me back Matt.

Matt Hayes - Welcome Back Jamie.......

Matt Hayes: Ladies and Gentleman, we are now just moments away from one of the biggest matches in ICW History...The Legends Match between JJ Sten and Bison...

Jamie K: Cut the crap Hayes, this match will be watched infront of the Gods of Wrestlings Past, guys like Lance Snake, Bubba Frost, Angel Reaper, Johnny Pizzaz...Vincent Visage!!!!!! The list goes on and on Hayes, and when you look at this bitter rivalry and the careers these two individuals have put together, you know this is gonna be one hell of a fight...

Matt Hayes: My God, the Entrance of the Gods!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Lights Flicker and the ICW I-Slam Theme Music plays over the loud speakers, as the Crowd stands up for the Entrance of the ICW Legends...Out walks Lance Snake, Bubba Frost, Teraxtion, Nate Sharp, Hektik, Heatseeker, Tai Jung, Dixxion, Triple X, and Bob...The Crowd is going completely crazy seeing the ICW Legends all walk out giving their signature entrance, and surround two sides of the ring east and north...)

Jamie K: God it's great to see the kings all back again...You don't think these guys will start fighting out here do you?!?

Matt Hayes: With this clan, and the group about to enter the arena, anything is possible Jamie...and here come the Sons of NAIWF, the other 10 Legends!!!!!!

(The Lights flicker again as the smoke enters the Arena, the former NAIWF Monday Night Mayhem Theme plays on the loud speakers, and out walk the 10 other Gods of Wrestling starting with Vincent Visage, Johnny Pizzaz, Angel Reaper, VH Sten, Dan Jacobs, Direwolf, Kevin Randleman, Josh Putski, Deaths Angel, and Thor, all which give their signature enterance, as they walk to the other side eyeing down the legends of the ICW, some are shaking hands, some are trying to stay away from others, knowing the bitter hatred between some of them like Nate Sharp and Bob, Tai Jung and Lance Snake, Johnny Pizzaz/Vincent Visage/Dan Jacobs, the Angel Reaper/Direwolf fiasco.)

(The Tension builds as the Legends Stand around the ring awaiting Sten and Bison, the two who are facing each other and wrestling for the final time. Two Careers are about to end infront of the Eyes of The Gods, and you can definitely see the intimidation that Sten and Bison are going to see when they make their entrance.)

Matt Hayes: Would you look at the group of people standing around this ring?!? MY GOD what a night tonight has been!!!!! MY GOD what a match we have instore...MY...

Jamie K: Your one MY GOD away from getting your ass kicked by everyone standing around this ring...

Matt Hayes: Screw you Jamie...Here come the other Two Legends, for the final time!!!!!!

(Lights go Out as "Bad to the Bone" blares over the PA System, and the pyros shoot off, and thus enters "Bad to the Bone" JJ Sten. He walks out in his normal ring attire, with sunglasses on, his hair slicked back, pants that say "Bad To the Bone" on both sides and a Robe that says "It's All Me" on the back. He walks down the entrance getting cheered the entire way up into the ring. JJ passes by The ICW Legends who are all staring him down. He gets into the face of Lance Snake and pretends to throw a punch at him...JJ Smiles and walks away, trying to hide intimidation that the Legends have brought to the match. He gets into the ring and flexes, yelling "It's All Me" to the crowd and goes and waits for his opponent.)

(Lights Dim and in the middle of the ring a golden "B" appears spinning and bouncing of the sides of the ring. The heavy solo of "Crazy Train" starts playing as pyros shoot off the sides of the entrance way and Bison comes out with Keith Findlay jumping on his back. Bison gives a long look at the crowd who are going nuts, nods and starts to walk down the aisle as Findlay gets off his back and starts screaming Bisons praises to the crowd. Bison and Findlay pass by staring down the Legends of the Past, both NAIWF and ICW... Bison jumps up on the apron and gives the GA sign which is the "Hookem Horns" sign as Findlay kneels infront of him and flexes. Bison gets in the ring and the stair down between he and Sten begins as Crazy Train belts out.)

Jamie K: Can you feel the electricity in this building?!? This place is about to erupt, Sten and Bison walk to the center of the ring and stair each other down!!!!!

Matt Hayes: This is years of resentment, years of frustration, and years of being Gods themselves that's about to clash head to head...Again, when you look at this, JJ Sten is the quicker more agile wrestler, he needs to stay away from Bison's power, and Bison needs to keep JJ off of his feet...

(JJ Sten looks at Bison, throws his sunglasses in Bison's face and smiles at him. Sten shoves Bison, and Bison reels back a little bit...)

Jamie K: Shows what you know Hayes! Come on Sten, knock him on his ass!!!!!!!!

(JJ pushes Bison again, this time getting nowhere. Bison smiles at JJ, and pushes JJ across the ring down onto the matt.)

Matt Hayes: Here we go again...Bison rushes Sten and now we got a brawl!!!!!! They are hammering each other with rights and lefts

Jamie K: Their rolling around on the ground hitting each other, this isn't a wrestling match, this is a street fight. JJ Sten is taking the worst of this, as Bison.......OH MY GOD, did you see that right hook from Bison?!? He's got JJ on the ropes, He rushes JJ and knocks Sten over the top rope down onto the floor next to......

Matt Hayes: Next to someone JJ wishes he wouldn't have landed next to...Lance Snake...Bison is distracting the ref, as Lance gets up into JJ's face and...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Snake just pretended to throw a punch at JJ and he went falling down in fear of the punch...

Jamie K: I never liked that Lance Snake...Damn asswhole...

(Sten gets back into the ring as Bison comes over and grabs JJ by the head, and Sten lands a low blow sending the big man down to the mat)

Matt Hayes: There's the Sten we know and hate...

Jamie K: I love this guy!!! Sten now on the upper hand, picks the big man up and gives him a bodyslam down to the canvas...The Cheers of "BISON, BISON, BISON" go throughout the arena...Shut up you morons!!!!!! (Jamie Kstands up and starts chanting) STEN STEN STEN...

Matt Hayes: Sit down Jamie...

(Sten is now working on the knee of Bison's, trying to set him up for the Stenogram (sharpshooter). He throws a couple elbow drops to the knee, not letting go for anything. JJ gives a cocky smile to the crowd, and puts Bison into a leg lock, and cranks back on the leg.)

Jamie K: Look at this...something we have seen Waaaaaayyyyyy too often, Bison is powering out of a submission hold....

Matt Hayes: Oh My God, Bison just kicked Stens hands off and broke the hold...The strength this man has is ungodly...

(Bison gets up limping around a bit, Sten stands to his feet and takes Bisons legs out from under him with a Russian Leg Sweep and goes right back to that knee. Sten drops a couple knee drops onto that sore knee of Bisons to tender the leg up)

Jamie K: Sten is playing it smart, he's taking a strategic fight to Bison...After making a mistake of standing toe to toe with him at first, he is finally wrestling his style of Wrestling match.

Matt Hayes: Sten with the upper hand now, picks Bison up and whips him to the ropes, reversal by Bison, Sten runs back and OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, Good God, he ran right into Bison's foot, and it looked like his head hit the mat like a rag doll!!!!!

Jamie K: Bison is still limping, hes still holding onto that leg. Dumb ass...

Matt Hayes: I'd like to see you in there Jamie, I really would, because that man would knock your ass down 200 times before deciding to finish you...

Jamie K: Hey, guess what?!? Shut the hell up!

(Bison picks Sten up and goes through his power move set. He hits a bodyslam, followed by a suplex, and then throws Sten into a Full-Nelson Slam. The Crowd is starting to pick up as Bison is taking the fight to Sten.)

Matt Hayes: What's he doing?!? Bison has got Sten up into a Gorrilla Press Slam....he wouldn't....Bison takes a running start and, OH MY GOD!!!! He tossed Sten right into the arms of Direwolf, Vincent Visage, and Bubba Frost!!!!! And they are letting Sten have it!!!!!

Jamie K: This place is going nuts, The Legends are kicking the hell out of Sten!!!!! Stop you morons!!!!!! Bison's the guy you want!!!!!!!!

(VH Sten (JJ's brother) runs over to Direwolf, Vincent Visage, and Bubba Frost and takes a dive into all three of them to get them off of JJ...This just happens to piss off some of the other Legends as Tai Jeng, Lance Snake, XXX, Kevin Randleman, and Nate Sharp all walk over to try and help out with the fight to get them off of Sten.)

Matt Hayes: Things are about to pick up!!!!! The Legends are going at it!!!!!!!!! Good God Almighty, we have ourselves a Battle Royale between the Gods of Wrestling!!!!! Bison is going to the Top Rope....Oh Christ Jesus, he's gonna jump off the top........

(Bison gets up on the top rope and takes a shot at Sten who just moves out of the way, and Bison smacks the floor, landing belly first and his moment takes his head right into the side of the wall. This sends them all into a frenzy, and literally you are looking at 22 men beating the living hell out of each other)

Jamie K: Look at this, Bob has a chair!!!! This is the last thing that man needs is a Chair....(all you hear is the Chair cracking Heatseeker right in the head busting him wide open...) I don't know what match to call, the one between Bison and Sten who are beating the hell out of one another, or the one between the legends!!! This is what people payed money to see I-Slam for, the Legends are going at it!!!!! All of them are going at it!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: Oh Good god!!!!!!! Lance Snake just nailed VH Sten with a superkick...It's pandemonium in here!!!!!! Here comes the security to try and break this thing up, as Bison and Sten roll back into the ring!!! What a night!!!!!!

(Bison rolls into the ring first, and JJ follows in and gets met immediately by Bison. Bison grabs Sten by the hair, and pulls him to his feet. In the background you see Bubba Frost mixing it up with Bob, and the security trying to break up the fights going outside get tossed to the side like little toys. Bison goes to pick JJ up into a bodyslam, but is countered by JJ with a small craddle...)

Jamie K: Small Craddle.....the count....

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Matt Hayes: Sten almost ended this thing!!!!!! Can you believe what you are seeing Jamie?!? Not only are we watching two men destroy each other, we're watching the former Gods beat the living hell out of one another!!!!

(Sten gets up and quickly applies pressure to Bison's leg, not letting up on him whatsoever. At this time the fights on the outside began to enter the ring little group by little group, starting with the Bubba Frost, Kevin Randleman, Heatseeker, Direwolf tussle...JJ Sten keeps pressure applied to Bison's leg, trying not to be distracted by the other fights, and the ref struggles for control...Enter in Nate Sharp, Dixxion, Tae Jung, Lance Snake, and the rest of ICW's Gods who are getting into it...Bison is struggling to get oet out of the leglock, but eventually gets to the ropes and Sten breaks the hold, stands up and see's his brother being attacked by Snake, Dixxion and Nate Sharp....

Jamie K: NO JJ!!!

(JJ takes a running leap and knocks down Sharp and Dixxion...Bison see's whats happening and runs and nails Randleman and Direwolf with a clothesline over the top ropes...he failed, however to look for the guy with the chair...BAM!!!!!!! Bob leveled Bison with a chair shot to the forehead!!!)

Matt Hayes: My God what a chair shot!!!!!!!! Bob just leveled Bison!!!!!! It makes ya kinda wonder if JJ and Bison are actually gonna get to wrestle here, or if this is just gonna be a fight until the last man is standing...

Jamie K: What do you know Hayes?!? Your a moron...and I, like Shawn Temp was Class President in 5th grade...Look at this carnage!!!!!!! There are bodies laying everywhere!!!!!! Oh shit, here comes another!!!!!!!

(Angel Reaper has Teraxtion and Johnny Pizzaz up in a double Chokeslam and throws them down onto the announcers table, breaking it and shattering Pizzaz and Teraxtions bodies!!! Reaper then gets nailed by a chair shot by Bob, making Bob the last standing Legend. JJ has tossed out Lance Snake, and is working his way over to Bob, the last Legend standing, as Bison is still recovering from the chair shot which busted him wide open!)

Matt Hayes: My God look at this mess...Sten has returned for his last match with avengence!!!! He's got ahold of Bob, and throws him over the top rope!!!! It's just Sten and Bison left in the ring!!!! The Legends are down, Bison is struggling to his feet, bleeding, this has been one hell of a fight!!!! The Crowd is on there feet anticipating something great...

Jamie K: Here it is!!!!!!

(Bison gets up and gets JJ from behind and nails the Bison's Edge!!! Bison struggles over and throws one arm ontop of JJ...)

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Matt Hayes: Sten kicked out!!!!!!! Sten kicked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My god what a show of heart and determination!!!!!!

(Sten gets to his feet and slumps over into the corner...Bison looks at the slumped Sten and takes a running start and goes for a spear...)

Jamie K: Sten moved, and Bisons arm went crashing into the post!!!!!!!! COME ON JJ, SLAP ON THE BADLOCK!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: I think he heard you....cause theres the signal for the Badlock....

(JJ pulls the beaten Bison into the center of the ring and slaps on the Badlock (Figure Four)...Bison is fighting with every ounce of energy he has left, trying to fight his way out of it...The Ref looks down at Bison and it looks like the big man is out cold...The ref raises Bisons hand once and it goes down like he was dead...he raises the hand a second time...and it goes down the same way...He raises it a third time and....)

Jamie K: He's got it up!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: He's using the power of Sarai!!!!!!!!!! He has broken the Badlock, and looks pissed off....He's going nuts!!!!!!!!! Bison throws Sten to the ropes, and woooooooooohoooooooooooo, he nailed the Bis-walk-slam.......The cover, the count..........

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Jamie K: Sten got his foot on the rope!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, It ain't over yet boys and girls!!!!!!!!! Bison grabs JJ by the hair....There's the hookem horns sign....you know what this means...

Matt Hayes: He's gonna end it....Here it comes, the Bison's Edge.....Holy Shit, Sten flipped over the Bisons Edge, He's got em in an inside craddle!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jamie K: Bison just got his shoulder up!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men are on their feet, and here comes the brawling.......A left by Sten, a left by Bison....I don't know whats keeping these two men on their feet....their tired, their bleeding.....and they are still beating the living hell out of one another!!!! The Legends have slowly recovered from their beating the hell out of each other, and they are one by one standing in awe as to what they are witnessing right now!

Matt Hayes: This is something you will never see again ladies and gents, I hope you are recording this on your VCR, because even the Gods are looking on in Awe........

(Bison gets the upper hand on JJ and throws him down with a powerslam...Bison heads to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle...)

Jamie K: Bison's gonna fly!!!!!!! If he hits this, this thing is as good as over..... FLY BIG MAN, FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bison gives the Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka "I love you" sign to the crowd, and flys off the top rope and nails a Body Splash right ontop of JJ....)

Matt Hayes: There it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got em!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three..........................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie K: Sten got his shoulder up!!!!!!!!!!!! Good god almighty, whats driving this man?!!?!?!?!?!?! Look at the faces of the Gods!!!!!!! They are in total disbelief!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: Their in disbelief...look at the crowd...look at us....look at the ref!!!!!!!!! I can't believe what is happening....Bison has got JJ, and again signals for the end......He's gonna go for the Bison's Edge one more time...........

(Sten blocks the Bison's Edge by hooking his foot inside Bison's leg....Bison tries to lift him up again, but can't get him up.....Sten reverses the hold and picks Bison up into the air.....)

Jamie K: Stens gonna nail his own Bison's Edge.....(Sten throws Bison down, using his own finisher against the big man.......) Thats it, cover him and its done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sten crawls ontop of Bison, and the ref goes for the count)

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THREE...........................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: HE KICKED OUT...........JESUS CHRIST OF LATER DAY SAINTS, HE KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They both struggle to their feet.....Sten sends Bison to the ropes, Bison ducks under the clothes line, comes back the other way and OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Did you see that collision?!?!?

Jamie K: They took each other out with that double clothesline!!!!!!!!! It would be a shame to see this thing end in a draw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ref starts the count..............

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Matt Hayes: Look at the Gods, cheering on both men to get up, and finish the fight!!!!! (shot goes to the InternetTron as Colonel Kill, Major Pain, and Keith Findlay look on yelling at the screen for both men to get up)

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Jamie K: The ref is counting slow..........he obvioulsy doesn't want to see this one end either.................

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Matt Hayes: Both men are stirring.........all one has to do is get to a knee.......

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Jamie K: Look at this pause by the ref................he doesn't want to count em out!!!!!!!!

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Matt Hayes: Sten got to his knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one ain't gonna end in a draw right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sten goes over and puts Bison into a position to nail his pattented DDT......

Jamie K: HE NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!! COVER HIM STEN!!!!!!!!!

THE GODS ARE GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!! COVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sten crawls on the strength of his two arms, and throws his arm ontop of Bison.)

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3................................................................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: BISON KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY, HE KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the expressions on the faces of the Gods, this is unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Crowd is about to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie K: Both men are barley standing, trying to find enough strength to beat the other........This is a test of will.................A test of shear determination............and neither man is giving up..............they are still fighting.............still on their feet..........and the ovation this crowd is giving these two men is deafaning!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: Bison sends JJ To the Ropes, and goes for a back body drop.......JJ flipped over it...........inside craddle...no, JJ has reversed it into the BADLOCK!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie K: Oh my christ........would you look at this............Bison is fighting his way to the ropes..........can he make it before the pain is too much?!?!?!?!? There is no way he makes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: Show's what you know K.......HE JUST GRABBED THE ROPE!!!!!!!!! The hold is broken!!!!!!!! Sten gets to his feet and picks Bison up by the hair...he sends Bison to the ropes, Bison ducks under the clothesline attempt, and nails a flying crossbody pinning combination.........

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Jamie K: This is rediculous!!!!!!!!! They ref is gonna have to stop this thing, before they kill each other............ Neither man is giving in.......and no one here can believe what is happening............Two Badlocks, Three Bison's Edge.......22 Legends beating the hell out of each other, and 2 guys who have proven tonight, that they too are Gods!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hayes: The men are on their feet, being applauded by everyone in this building, including myself and Jamie......

Jamie K: As much as I hate Bison......he has proven his legendary status along with Sten......They are struggling to get up....Bison is trying to lift Sten into the air....STEN REVERSED IT!!!!!!!!!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matt Hayes: THIS PLACE IS GOING BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEN HAS BEATEN BISON IN POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MATCH IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS PLACE, THE LEGENDS ARE GOING NUTS, IM GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie K: Two men put their lives on the line tonight, and went at it, in what I would call the greatest display of heart and determination of all time!!!!!!!!!! Sten has his hand up in victory....Bisons stands up with tears in his eyes...........as the Legends stand around the ring clapping..........

Matt Hayes: Their gonna give him a mic..........

(the ring announcer hands Bison a mic)

Bison: (completely out of breath with tears in his eyes) JJ............I never thought it would end like this..................... You were a brother to me...............and tonight.....................you took that step into immortality......................

(JJ now has tears in his eyes, and takes the mic from Bison)

JJ Sten: (out of breath as well) James............What we did tonight was unthinkable..............i wasn't the only one who took that step to immortality...............................

(Bison grabs the mic back, as Colonel Kill, Major Pain, and Keith Findlay walk to the ring)

Bison: My brother..................theres nothing more to say, than.........your a legend................

(JJ grabs the mic)

JJ Sten: No brother.......we are legends............

(the two men hug as Colonel Kill, Keith Findlay, and Major Pain jump into the ring for the last time and hug one another...They begin their walk out of ring, as the crowd and the legends applaud them the entire walk out of the arena....They look back at the crowd, and for the last time say thank you to the fans, and they walk out of the arena, and out of there proffession of many years....thus ends the story of the Golden Alliance and JJ Sten.........)

Matt Hayes: My christ, what a moment!!!!!!!!!!! What a night..............And the main event is next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***The story of Mr. Charisma vs. John Calvin payne is shown. Even a few of the backstage problems are dsicussed in this recap.***

Main Event
World Title Match
John Calvin Payne -vs- Mr. Charisma

***"O'Fortuna" plays over the arena sound system and the place fills with a intense rush of boos. Like nothing you have ever heard. It is like an ocean. John Calvin Payne soaks up all the "love" and makes his way down to the ring.

Chris Watts - From The Bronx. Weighting in at 234 pounds. Standing 6'4"..... He is the most hated man in ICW history. He is John Calvin Payne!

***The arena's boo noise level somehow gets even louder.***

***The lights in the arena begin to flicker and dim on and off unsteadily, suddenly a loud buzzing noise is heard and a pyro blast is set off in the ceiling. When the blast goes off the lights go completely off. A bright single spotlight comes on and sweeps around the dark arena. It comes to rest at the entrance curtain and when Charisma comes walking down the aisle. It follows him to the ring. The Gold of the World Championship glares in such a beautiful way thanks to the spotlight. Mr. Charisma looks arcoss the ring at John Payne as the referee undos the belt and holds it up in the air for all the world to admire. The ref hands the belt to Chris Watts. The bell rings.***

Matt Hayes - The main event of the most important ICW event ever as started. The chill in the air is unreal.

Jamie K - Just awesome.

***John Calvin Payne and Mr. Charisma stare each other off. John Calvin Payne knees Mr. Charisma in the guy and performs a reverse atomic drop on Mr. Charisma. John Calvin Payne asks the ref to check the ring ropes. While the ref looks over at the ring ropes, John drops an Elbow to the groin, aka his trademark Meeting Jesus move.***

Matt Hayes - Good misdirection by JCP. Rule breaking and evil, but effective.

***Payne waits for Charisma to get back to his feet. Payne backfists Charisma right in the head. Payne then grabs Charisma by the head and busts out a neckbreaker. John Calvin Payne drives his knee into the forehead of Charisma. Payne pulls Charisma to his feet by using his hair.  Payne whips Mr. Charisma off the ropes and catches him coming back with a sleeper.***

Matt Hayes - Sleeper locked on by John Payne. John Calvin Payne is one of the smartest wrestlers in this company. In fact only a few people can match his ring wit, and he is ffacing one of them right now in this match.

Jamie K - John Calvin Payne hasn't let Mr. Charisma into this match at all yet.

***John Payne still has Mr. Charisma in the sleeper. Mr. Charisma drops down to one knee. Charisma is getting more and more out of it. But wait! Charisma with a jaw breaker! John Calvin payne is down. Mr. Charisma drops an elbow down onto the inner leg of Payne. Mr. Charisma then locks on a leg grapevine. Mr. Charisma pulls back. John Payne reaches the ropes. The hold is broken. Both men are up.

Matt Hayes - If Charisma can get the crowd behind him in this match, that will give him a major edge.

Jamie K - How so? Like Payne cares what all these freaks say?

Matt Hayes - OH MY GOD! JOHN PAYNE OUT OF NOWHERE JUST HIT THE OMEGA!

Jamie K - My god! Can it be over this fast?

***Payne covers Charisma.***

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2....

***Mr. Charisma kicks out! The crowd cheers.***

Matt Hayes - Mr. Charisma just kicked out of The Omega.

Jamie K - Only because Charisma is still fresh. Still way too early in the match to try to finish anyone off.

***Lockup, no Charisma goes behind, headlock, off the ropes, shoulderblock and down goes Charisma. Payne with a slap to the back of Charisma's head just to mess with him. Circle. Lockup, no Charisma with an armbar. Working on the shoulder, cranking the arm, hammerlock. Payne elbows out. Right. Right. Charisma ducks a right, rights of his own. Payne charges out. Charisma gets a drop toe hold  and a slap to the back of the head. Payne isn't too pleased with that.***

Matt Hayes - Solid action. A little, you insult my skills, I insult your skills tic for tac just now.

Jamie K - I love that kind of stuff.

***Right. Corner whip, down goes Charisma. Charisma pulls himself up on Payne and gets knees for his trouble. Clubbing corner punches. Knee to the head. Knee to the head. Payne pulls Charisma into the middle, cover one two no. One two no. Rubbing his forearm into Charism's face. Turnbuckle smash. Charisma fighting back with rights. Corner whip, reversed, Payne with the corner smash. One two no. Short clothesline. Short clothesline. One two no. Charisma laid back first on the corner ropes, and Payne with a forearm to the chest. Forearm to the chest. Payne argues with the ref, and Charisma sneaks in a second rope missile dropkick. Both fighting with rights - Charisma manages to win, whip, reversed, Payne scoops him, but Charisma slips behind - back suplex one two no. Right. Right. Right. Off the ropes, right into the scissors kick one two no. Payne not happy with the count. Slap to the face - now picking him up, right misses- Charisma with a back suplex into a powerbomb. Pin.....***

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2...

***John Calin Payne kicks out!***

Matt Hayes - Charisma somehow manages to powerbomb John Payne but it is still not enough to win the match.

Jamie K - You know what would end this really fast? A chair shot.

***Lockup, John pushes Charisma into the corner, clean break. Kick, headlock, stomping it in, cranking it,. John elbows out, whip, Charisma with a shoulderblock. Off the ropes, into a hiptoss. John with a slam. Dropkick. Armbar. John with an eye poke. - chop, chop, corner whip, reversed, Charisma kips up but no one's home. Charisma turns into a John Payne press slam into a shoulder powerslam . The cover.***
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***Mr. Charisma kicks out!***

Matt Hayes - That kick out may of reset John Payne's recent upswing in this match.

Jamie K - yeah, or John could just cheat and nail him with a low blow and get the edge back.

***Whip, head down too soon so Charisma sneaks in The Ovation DDT! Mr. Charisma goes for the pin.***

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2...

***John Calvin Payne kicks out!***

Matt Hayes - How did John kick out of that? My god, how!?

Jamie K - Cause he is the Alpha and Omega. Simple.

***Turnbuckle smash. Chop. Kick. Kick. Boot choke. Charisma celebrates a bit. Sliding dropkick but Charisma misses and crotches himself on the ring post. Both slow up.***

Jamie K - OUCH!? I would not want to be Charisma right now.

***John gets a right, Charisma with a kick. Turnbuckle smash is blocked and Johnny hits his own. Right. Right. Whip, lift into an inverted atomic drop, off the ropes for a clothesline. One two no. Corner whip, reversed, no reverse again so Johnny can kick him. That was odd. John trying the same thing again with this corner whoop - no, just pulling him into the Alpha!. Payne has Charisma up.... Payne drops Charisma down with The Omega! Payne goes for the pin.***

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3!

Matt Hayes - We have a new world champion! I will say it again. Our new World heavyweight Champion is John Calvin Payne! my god!

Jamie k - [Jamie K grabs Chris Watts' mic and stands on the announce table.] My god what an event. But, it isn't over by far.

Matt Hayes - What?

Jamie K - Time to reveal the rest of the back together again Team Toxic!

***"Bound For The Floor" by Local H hits the PA and the crowd goes nuts.   walks out and adjusts his mask on the way to the ring. He rolls into the ring and jumps up onto the middle turnbuckle to pose for his fans.***

***The lights go out and the entrance starts to fog. Ice blue lights then turn on near the fog as Zer0 walks through the thick mist. "Cold" by Static X hits the moment he steps out of the heavy fog. He walks down to the ring and jumps up onto the apron and follows it up with a flip over the top rope. ***

Matt Hayes - Why are two members of 069 out here?

Jamie K - You will see.

***Rik Kendell and Tyler Chan come from the crowd with steel chairs. They assualt Charisma and John Payne. Chair shot after chair shot. John Payne is down and out. Blood is pouring from his head and his mouth. In fact his own blood is covering his World Title Belt. mr. Charisma is in the same situlation, out with blood coming out of everywhere. Rik Kendell and Tyler Chan continue on with the assualt.  Mr. Baggs come out along with the rest of 069 and Team Toxic and watches the fun.***

Jamie K - Okay men. You can stop the assualt now. Time to reveal our masked men. Zero unmask. mYsTeRiO unmask.

***Zero pulls his mask off. It is Tommy Masters! mYsTeRiO pulls his mask off. My god it is Simon Belmont!***

Jamie K - Team Toxic is back! Let the games begin!

***As InternetSlam ends we see a shot of a bloody john Calvin Payne clutching onto his newly won World Title Belt.***