PRESENTS
InternetSlam
Main Event
World Title Match
Mr. Charisma vs. Sudden Death
Evil vs. Good
Team Corrpution vs. The Ashcrofts
US Title Match
X-Treme vs. Scurge Runik
X-Air Title Match
X-Treme vs. Scurge Runik
The Long Awaited Dream Grudge Match
Hektik vs. James Clash vs. Big Nash
Tag Team Championship Match
Firestorm and Mr. Bones vs. Scurge Runik and Kay Clash
Battle of the Big Men
Hellhole vs. Dark Wolf
The Big Time
Dan Terrano vs. Jake Keeton
Opening Match Honors
X-Air Rules
Wild Boy vs. Shane Dragon
And Luscious Larry's Goodbye Speech!
***The F.B.I. Warning Screen is
displayed. The fans at the arena start a F.B.I. chant.***
Ladies and gentlemen....
InternetSlam!
***Tonight is a celebration. A
celebration of what ICW is. A celebration of wrestling, drama, humor, hate, love, and
intense sport. Tonight marks another year of ICW overcoming all odds and surviving.
Despite takeovers, lawsuits, trials... deaths, and strikes... ICW has made it. Tonight is
the night we have sought after. Tonight is the night to rejoice. For ICW has made it
another year. Let's enjoy.***
***The arena is pitch dark. A spotlight
turns on and shines down on the center of the ring. Chris Watts is standing there with a
microphone.***
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen, now
introducing..... James Clash!
***The crowd boos due to James Clash's
recent actions, but the fans quickly realize something is about to occur and shut up
rather quickly. The spot light moves over a few feet to James Clash.***
James Clash - Fans. Welcome to
InternetSlam. Tonight is a very special show. Yes, of course because it is InternetSlam.
But also it is my last ever show as the President of ICW. Yes, fans. The rumors you heard
are true. I am stepping down as President of ICW. But do not fret babycakes. Oh no. Do not
be sad at all my jackrabiits of radio tuning skill sets. Tinight is a time to celebrate.
Tonight is all about pure wrestling.... pure excitement. Intense Sport!... Chris Watts...
Take it away!
***The spotlight shifts back over to
Chris Watts as he introduces Matt Hayes and John Calvin Payne who are calling the action
from ringside.***
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen please
welcome the two men who will be calling the action tonight.... Matt Hayes and John Calvin
Payne!
***The crowd cheers for the announce
team. They take a bow and sit down at their announce position.***
Matt Hayes - Ah InternetSlam 2003. What a
show we will see tonight.
John Calvin Payne - Yeah... good show...
Yep....
Matt Hayes - You seem a bit distracted
John?
John Calvin Payne - There are no damn
fucking lights on!
***Just then the lights turn on.***
John Calvin Payne - AH MY EYES!?
Matt Hayes - [Laughing] Oh that
JCP, what a funny guy.
John Calvin Payne - Matt Hayes, what a
douche bag.
Matt Hayes - Yes, funny... WHAT A SHOW WE
HAVE TONIGHT!
John Calvin Payne - Yes, starting off
tonight with a X-Air Divison Match. The rules and set up for this match is odd.
Matt Hayes - Yes, in order to make all
X-Air matches the most extreme high flying match possible, ICW has installed springboards
onto each corner just for each X-Air rules match. They are easily taken off, so we can
have a normal ring set up for a normal match. But what a great idea. Springboards in each
corner.
John Calvin Payne - Also, everything but interference is allowed in this type of match. Should be a hell of a showdown.
Opening
Match Honors
X-Air Rules
Wild Boy vs. Shane Dragon
***Wild Boy makes his way down to the
ring as we take a overhead shot of the crowd.***
Matt Hayes - Wow what a crowd we have
here tonight. This is our largest crowd since Ride or Die.
John Calvin Payne - Ah yes, and didn't I
main event that show?
Matt Hayes - Yes.
***Shane Dragon comes down to the ring to
a nice pop from the crowd.***
Matt Hayes - The crowd seems to be pumped
for this new style of wrestling they are about to witness in this opening match.
John Calvin Payne - Yep. Where is my
orange juice?
Chris Watts - Introducing... In the near
corner. Making his ICW debut. He is the Wild Boy!
Matt Hayes - He looks focused. He looks
intense. He looks ready.
John Calvin Payne - But we must remember.
He is a rookie. Rookies make mistakes.
Matt Hayes - Shane hasn't been here that
long either.
John Calvin Payne - Yes, but he did pull
off a very impressive win over Harold Hash.
Matt Hayes - That was impressive.
Chris Watts - And his opponent. From Hong
Kong. Coming into this match with a record in ICW of three and one. A member of The
Perfect Stable.... He is Shane Dragon!
Matt Hayes - I would say. Due to what you
said and who trained and is current training him, Shane Dragon is the favorite in this
match.
***The bell rings. InternetSlam 2003 has
officially started.***
Matt Hayes - Shane and Wild Boy lock up.
Shane sends Wild Boy off the ropes, WIld Boy leapfrogs Shane. Shane connects with a Yakuza
kick. It sends Wild Boy off the ropes. Shane jumps and twists and nails a spinning heel
kick right to the face of the falling Wild Boy.
JCP - Very impressive start here tonight.
Shane must be gunning for that X-Air Title he came so close to winning.
Matt Hayes - Shane Dragon runs at the
corner and springs off that very springy springboard.... Shane is twisitng in the air,
Wild Boy counters Shane's attack with a dropkick. Both men are down.
JCP - Wild Boy got a nice reaction from
the crowd just now.... Wild Boy is up. The damn rookie is showing some life.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy drops a quick elbow
to the back of Shane's head to keep him down. Wild Boy climbs up top and uses the
springboard to get a little more air as he tries a springboard 450. But Shane Dragon gets
his knees up! OUCH!.
JCP - Coming in that fast with a 450
splash and having to get a knee to the gut. That is why I stick to power moves myself.
Matt Hayes - No, you stick to using a
microphone. You have not had a match in three months.
JCP - So? I am saving myself for Larry's
woman.
Matt Hayes - Speaking of Larry, he will
be here later tonight to give his farewell speech.
JCP - Oh freaking joy.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy is still holding
his ribs, but is trying to overcome that pain... Both men are up... Shane charges at Wild
Boy. Wild Boy sends Shane TO THE OUTSIDE with a backbody drop! WOW! The way Shane landed
on the outside, right smack on his back. The sound was sickening.
***Crowd: "Holy Shit!"***
JCP - The smack of the back. AH my
favorite sound. Of course when I smack the back, it is when I am doing your daughter from
behind, while your wife is watching in the corner pleasuring herself.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy looks around at the ring. Wild Boy bounces off the ropes and jumps onto the springboard... WILD BOY COMES OFF THE SPRINGBOARD AND CONNECTS WITH SHANE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A TWISTING SENTON! OH MY GOD!
JCP - Wild Boy HAS GONE WILD!... Excuse
me I have to beat myself up now for making that comment.
***Crowd: "Holy Shit!"***
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy takes a second to
enjoy what he just did on the cold, hard concrete.
JCP - Enjoy it while it lasts.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy is back up. WIld
Boy grabs a chair out of the first row that a fan was holding up.
JCP - Damn fans. Getting into the action.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy drags Shane back
up. Shane is out on his feet. Wild Boy winds back and then as fast and powerful as a Wild
Boy could... Slams the chair across the skull of Shane Dragon.
JCP - Nothing makes me more sick, than
the sound of chair to skull.
***Crowd: "OOOOOH!"***
Matt Hayes - Shane Dragon has been busted
wide open from that chair shot.
JCP - That blood is coming out rather
quickly.
Matt Hayes - Shane is down again. Wild
Boy is going to try something here. Wild Boy climbs up back into the ring. Wild Boy still
has that chair in his hands. Wild Boy is again coming off the ropes. He is flying off that
springboard again.... AND CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH DOWN ONTO SHANE DRAGON! WITH THAT CHAIR!
JCP - After a chair and springboard
assisted splash... Shane's ribs must be in seriously bad shape.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy is hurt himself
from that move. He is rolling around holding his knee.
JCP - High risk means high price. This
will back fire.
Matt Hayes - Both men are down. Both men
are in an intense amount of pain. One man is busted wide open. It looks like a crash out
there.
JCP - The crowd cannot wait to see what
will happen next in this wild match.
Matt Hayes - Whoever wins this match, I
would assume is the next in line for an X-Air title shot.
JCP - Of course.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy is up again. He
picks that chair back up. He is holding it up ready to strike down upon Shane Dragon. But
Shane Dragon jumps out of of nowhere and connects with a spin kick to the chair which in
turn smashes into Wild Boy's face.
JCP - Wild Boy now himself has a cut on
his face. Not as bad as Shane's, but there is still a good amount of blood coming out of
it.
Matt Hayes - Both men are bleeding. Both
are on the outside of the ring. Both are in a brawling mood. Wild Boy charges at Shane,
Shane ducks the attack and sweeps the legs out from under Wild Boy. Shane with a quick jab
at the thoart of Wild Boy as he is on the ground.
JCP - Shane is really using his skills he
learned from all his years in Hong Kong.
Matt Hayes - Shane gets off of Wild Boy
and goes back into the ring. Wild Boy quickly gets back in the ring himself to avoid
another high flying move.
JCP - Good thinking.
Matt Hayes - Shane connects with a
sliding kick to leg of Wild Boy.
JCP - That sent Wild Boy into the
air and down to the mat in a very violent manner.
Matt Hayes - Shane Dragon has gone all
Zero One on us and is getting ultra stiff with kicks to Wild Boy's upper leg. The smack of
the skin. Just a brutal sound. Wild Boy's leg will be damaged for a long while after this
match.
JCP - Just brutal. This may be a set up
for Shane Dragon's new move he was discussing backstage today. He said he will perform a
new style of a submission hold tonight.
Matt Hayes - Ah sounds wonderful.
JCP - He said something about only being
able to do it in X-Air matches because it has to do with the ring ropes.
Matt Hayes - Wow, great timing. Shane is
calling for something right now. he is pointing at the ropes. He drags WIld Boy over to
the ropes. Wild Boy is trying his best not to go over there, but Shane has him locked in a
front headlock. Shane snaps a quick blow ascorss the nose of Wild Boy that sends Wild Boy
out for a spilt second.
JCP - That ought to shut Wild Boy up.
Matt Hayes - Shane has placed Wild Boy's
leg over the top rope. Wild Boy's knee is drapped right over the rope. Shane Goes under
the top rope and grabs onto the foot of Wild Boy and pulls the the leg so the rope digs
right into the back of WIld Boy's tendons.
JCP - DAMN that looks painful. And due to
the rules of this match, it is allowed.
Matt Hayes - Wild Boy is tapping. Wild BOy has tapped out. This match is over!
JCP - Great opening match.
Matt Hayes - Shane Dragon looks to be in
line for a title shot soon.
JCP - X-Air that is.
Matt Hayes - Hey who knows?
Chris Watts - The winner of the match....
Shane Dragon!
Winner: Shane Dragon by Submission.
Backstage
***We see The Impact Players hanging
around in the hallway.***
Jason Kinrade - Yo V.C. We have got to
get the hell out of this place.
Vernoica Chambers - Yes, total lack of
promo time for little old me.
Dan Terrano - And what the hell? You are
not even booked Jason! What a crime!
Jason Kinrade - Well, your match is next.
So we will worry about that later on. First win this. Have to keep our record perfect you
know.
Dan Terrano - My record is perfect and
will remain so. Can't say the same for you man.
Jason Kinrade -Yeah I lost big deal. Win
this match so we can get to the next damn promotion as fast as possible. The stink here is
disgusting.
Vernoica Chambers - Oh my god. Look at
that THING over in the corner.
Jason Kinrade - Bwhahahahahha, oh man.
That is that freak Iron Head.
Vernoica Chambers - Who?
Dan Terrano - What do you mean who? He
has made more money in ICW thus far than you two have made.
Jason Kinrade - Funny.... Hey FREAK! Sad
nutjob! Yeah you. Name is Iron Head right?
***Iron Head looks up at Jason Kinrade
and then glances back down at his feet and continues rocking his body.***
Jason Kinrade - Fun time behind this pop
machine?
Dan Terrano - Jason let's go to the ring
right now.
Jason Kinrade - Naw that can wait. Let's
teach this freak a lesson.
Dan Terrano - A match can wait? Man that
is so wrong.
Jason Kinrade - Shut up and do what I
say!
Dan Terrano - Fine. Sure. You know Jason,
you can be a total dick sometimes. But I guess I will take my feelings about you out on
this little worthless piece of shit sitting here....
**Iron Head raises to his feet and stands
up to Dan Terrano.***
Iron Head - Who you calling worthless?
Dan Terrano - You!
Iron Head- I am a person too.
***Just then Iron Head grabs Dan Terrano
and slams his head off the brick wall of the hallway. Jason Kinrade charges at Dan
Terrano, but is met with a punch to the jaw. Chambers quickly gets out of the way. Jason
also ditches the situation. Iron head takes out his pain on Dan Terrano some more. Iron
head continues slamming Dan Terrano off everything he can in the hallway. We cut back to
the ring.***
The Big
Time
Dan Terrano vs. Jake Keeton
Matt Hayes - Looks like Dan is busy
backstage.
JCP - My advice: Do not piss off an
insane man named Iron Head.
Matt Hayes - Jake Keeton is in the ring
waiting for this match to begin. But I doubt that will happen. As the referee has already
started a ten count.
JCP - Up to six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Jake Keeton wins a match by countout.
Matt Hayes - A win is a win I guess. But
I am sure Jake wanted to wrestle here tonight.
JCP - Wait, here comes Iron Head.
Matt Hayes - Why is he heading down to
the ring?
JCP - To cry in public some more?
Matt Hayes - No, he looks a bit
angry.
***Iron Head climbs into the ring. Jake
Keeton walks up to Iron Head to shake his hand, but Iron Head just looks at his hand. He
seems confused. Iron Head snaps, something in him just snapped and he goes wild on Jake
Keeton with a barrage of punches.***
Matt Hayes - Iron Head has snapped! He is
going off on Jake.
JCP - Not good for Mr. Keeton.
Matt Hayes - Security is rushing down to
the ring right now. Let's go backstage to an interview while we fix this situlation.
Backstage
Jae
Chang - I am backstage with James Clash. Hello James.
James
Clash - Hey Thomas.
Jae
Chang - It is Chang. Not Thomas. Anyways... What is going on? Why leave your job role as
President?
James
Clash - I am doing it for the good of ICW. My skills are not primed for that job role. I
am more of a big picture guy. I am not a day to day operator. With this change in
leadership ICW will improve. DO not think as this change as a sign of bad things to come.
Oh no. It is a change for the best. Tonight, we will celebrate my tenure, but look forward
to the new President's vision for ICW.
Jae
Chang - Sounds like you see this very glass of water as half full.
James
Clash - What glass of water?
Jae
Chang - You understand what I am trying to say?
James
Clash - Yes, I do. Just playing with you. Tonight is all about ICW and it's greatness. SO
everyone sit back and enjoy this wild ride here tonight.
Jae
Chang - Yes, let's do. Back to you Matt and John.
Battle of the Big Men
Hellhole vs. Dark Wolf
Chris
Watts - Ladies and gentlemen. Our next match will determine just who is the best big man
in ICW today. Introducing first. From New Zealand. Being lead to the ring by Regan Cronin,
his new business manager. The leader of THe Perfect Stable... INTRODUCING..... HELLHOLE!
***Crowd
stand up and cheers as Default's "Wasting Time" hits the arena sound system. Hellhole makes his way into
the ring and awaits the arrival of Dark Wolf.***
Matt
Hayes - Ah let's look at the tale of the tape in this match...
***ICW
TALE OF THE TAPE***
Hellhole
-
7'4"
-
345
-
Former US Champion
Dark
Wolf
-
7'4"
-
510
-
Former Tag Team Champion [With Merlin]
***ICW
TALE OF THE TAPE***
Matt
Hayes - Dark Wolf has the size edge. But Hellhole has the experiance edge.
JCP
- Doesn't matter. Dark Wolf has that speecial inner rage. That will overcome any experiance
edge.
Chris
Watts - And his opponent...
***ACDC's
"Hell's Bells" begins playing as Dark Wolf makes his way down to the ring.***
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen..... The biggest man in ICW history..... He is a killing monster!... He is the one and only.... DARK WOLF!
***Dark
Wolf makes his way into the ring. Hellhole and Dark Wolf pace and circle each other. The
bell rings.***
Matt
Hayes - They lockup. Hellhole sends Dark Wolf to the corner of the ring. Hellhole punches
Dark Wolf repeatedly. They lockup again. Dark Wolf pushes Hellhoel back and comes at
Hellhole with a clothesline.
JCP
- Power. You do know Matt, I get off on all things power right?
Matt
Hayes - I better get the sneeze guard out.
JCP
- Damn right.
Matt
Hayes - They lockup. Just a battle of power here tonight. Two huge men. Locking up.
Hellhole sends Dark Wolf back a few inches.. Dark Wolf comes back at Hellhole with a
powerful choke lift.
JCP
- See what I mean? The rage edge. Dark WWolf had enough of Hellhole and just lifted him up
like nothing.
Matt
Hayes - Dark Wolf and Hellhole go to the floor. For what reason I am nto sure. More ways
to get hurt I guess is the logic. The ref starts the count
Dark Wolf continues with his hand around the neck of Hellhole. Dark Wolf
chokes Hellhole with a microphone cable. Hellhole is visible weakened. Dark Wolf
piledrives Hellhole. MY GOD! A piledriver on the outside of the ring already in this
match! The rage edge is indeed an important as we can all see.
JCP
- This is the rematch from Battle for thhe Gold, and I see Dark Wolf redeeming himself
tonight.
Matt
Hayes - Dark Wolf takes Hellhole into the
ring. if I was wrestling I would go for a pin right now. But I am not a wrestler, and Dark
Wolf is a monster. So who knows what he will do.
JCP
- I agree. Dark Wolf should go for a pinn right now. He won't. But he should.
Matt
Hayes - Dark Wolf wraps his hands, around the neck of Hellhole and begins choking away.
Dark Wolf is choking away on Hellhole. This is just brutal. Just illegally choking him.
The ref is too scared to stop him.
JCP
- I do not want to witness a murder righht now. I hate talking to the police. Someone stop
this choking bullshit now!
Matt
Hayes - Hellhole is in the ropes. Add to the fact that the choke is illegal. This is just
a case of a referee being too scared to act.
JCP
- We have to give our referees guns or ssomething for situlations like this. Hell, a tazer
would be perfect.
Matt
Hayes - Dark Wolf finally let's off of the choke. Wow. Why in the hell did he let up?
JCP
- I guess he wants to win. He is going ffor the pin fall right now.
Matt
Hayes - He gets a... two! Two only Hellhole was able to kick out. Dark Wolf didn't get all
his massive weight across Hellhole and it backfired. Dark Wolf has been enraged even more
and is stomping around the ring.
JCP
- Dark Wolf get back to hellhole! Don't get sidetracked!
Matt
Hayes - Hellhole is up. He lifts Dark Wolf up from behind... AND DROPS DARK WOLF RIGHT ON
HIS HEAD! Hellhole was just able to lift him up.... And Dark Wolf is out cold. hellhole
gets on for the cover. One, two, THREE! Hellhole wins Dark Wolf! WOW! What a finish. If
Dark Wolf would of stayed on with the illegal choke a tad bit more. hellhole would of been
near death and thus, an easy win. But he let up and it cost him the match.
JCP
- The two giants did a hell of a job. Whhen two giants match up the match is always short
and furious. Great show. But you are dead right. Dark Wolf lost this match. He has to take
a long look in the mirror and figure out just what he can do with himself to finally get
to the top.
Matt
Hayes - The Perfect Stable is two and zero tonight. Can the Wrestling Factory match or
even surpass that win total?
JCP
- Let's hope not, or we will never hear the end of it.
Winner:
Hellhole
Backstage
Jae
Chang - Firestorm, Mr. Bones. BIg match tonight. How will a cheerleader being one of your
opponents effect your game plan?
Firestorm-
Hell yes man. We have to find a way to hide our boners when she is performing a mount and
strike.
Mr.
Bones- Ha Ha, yeah man. Let's go man.
Jae Chang- Back to you Matt and John.
Tag Team Championship Match
Firestorm and Mr. Bones vs. Scurge Runik and Kay Clash
***"Homies" by ICP hits the
sound system and chants of ICP spring up in the crowd everywhere. Juggalo Nation make
their way down to the ring to massive cheers from the very pro Juggalo crowd.***
JCP -Hey they are chanting for me. Great
fans here tonight.
Matt Hayes - No, sorry John. They
are saying ICP not JCP.
***"Gonna Make Ya Sweat" by the
C & C Music Factory plays, and the unlikly Tag Team Championship team of Kaydence
Clash and Scurge Runik make their way down to the ring.***
JCP - A sixteen year old girl is a
champion here in ICW. This is disgusting.
Matt Hayes - Or you could say, she is a
superb young talent who is ahead of her time in advancing up the ladder due to her
talents. But that isn't a damn bit true. She has that title cause her uncle owns this
place and up until tomorrow, was the booker of this place.
JCP - Yeah. Let's shut up and listen to
Chris Watts introduce this match.
Matt Hayes - You? Shut up? What the hell?
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen, the
following match is for the Internet Championship Wrestling Tag Team Title Belts!
Introducing, first... the number one contenders. They won the titles last here at
InternetSlam 2002. One of the most important tag teams in the history of ICW.
Introducing... Mr. Bones and Firestorm.... Juggalo Nation!!!
**Crowd cheers like mad.***
Chris Watts - And now... Introducing the
Tag Team Champions...
***The cheers for Juggalo Nation turns to
a sea of boos for Kay and Runik.... KayRuni... Hmm, fun name there.***
Chris Watts - One hailing from New
Zealand, the other right from your local high school. They are Scurge Runik and Kaydence
Clash, the ICW Tag Team Champions!
***"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"***
Matt Hayes - Well, I guess it is safe to
say, the fans do not like Kay and Runik.
JCP - Yeah. Safe to say.
***Chris Watts leaves the ring. The bell
rings. Firestorm and Scurge Runik will be starting this match off.***
Matt Hayes The two high fliers will be
starting this match off.
JCP - If Kay ends up pinning Juggalo
Nation, they should just end it right there and then with a gunshot to there temple. I
will join them. For witnessing that is as painful as being the one pinned.
Matt Hayes - She has pinned Strix and
Sane.
JCP - Have you seen those two lately?
Matt Hayes - No.
JCP - My point. You lose to Kay. Your
career is dead.
Matt Hayes - So some men cannot stand
losing to a girl no matter what caused it?
JCP - Yes, they feel insulted. Like
someone robbed their manhood.
Matt Hayes - Okay. Firestorm tests
out the ropes. Scurge Runik walks around the ring. They are waiting for the other to make
the first move. They are pacing each other. Slowly waiting for the other to make an error.
JCP - If I was Firestorm, I would go
right at Runik, then tag in Mr. Bones right away.
Matt Hayes - Why is that?
JCP - Attacking is the name of the
game. Also, they must at least weaken Runik enough for their buddy later tonight. Yes,
X-Treme needs his pals to tired out and jurt Runik enough in this match so he can have a
major edge in the two titles matches here tonight.
Matt Hayes - Runik by the way, could walk
out of here tonight with three championships on his shoulder. Amazing.
JCP - Runik is the best in ICW this year
hands down. What a talent. Even if he is a work horse for James Clash.
Matt Hayes - By being that workhorse he
has the money and the power.
JCP - Yes, but you are not free. Freedom
is the key.
Matt Hayes - Runik goes behind on
Firestorm. Firestorm mule kicks Scurge Runik. Scurge Runik gets back to his feet.
Firestorm hits a koppo kick on Scurge Runik. Scurge Runik gets hit with a back heel kick.
Wow, a barrage of fancy kicks from FIrestorm.
JCP - I have not seen FIrestorm wrestle
in a while. I forgot he is so damn quick.
Matt Hayes - Kaydence Clash distracts the
ref by asking him over to her corner to check her shoes. This allows Runik to hit a low
blow. Scurge Runik climbs to the top rope, jumps on Firestorm and tornado DDT's him
onto the mat.
***Scurge Runik sucks chants start in the
crowd.***
Matt Hayes - You have got to admit, Kay
and Runik work well as a tag team. Very well.
JCP - That referee has to be fired for
committing such a huge mistake in judgment just now. Checking her shoes? Gimmie a break.
Matt Hayes - Scurge Runik jumps and elbow
smashes the lying Firestorm. Scurge Runik hits Firestorm with an elbowdrop in a
follow up move. Runik won't let Firestorm get up. Scurge Runik hits Firestorm with an
elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
JCP - Runik is like an animal in there.
He is a ring general if I ever saw one.
Matt Hayes - Scurge Runik is back on his
feet. Scurge Runik goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Firestorm. Runik is
climbing back up to the top turnbuckle again. Firestorm is up, Firestorm tries for a top
rope powerbomb, but Runik kicks him off. Firestorm hits an upper cut that sends Runik
reeling. Firestom is able to pull off his move he wanted to. That top rope powerbomb.
Brutal move.
JCP - Brutal. That may turn the match
around. He has to follow up with a tag and a double team move with Mr. Bones.
Matt Hayes - Both men are up. Firestorm
lifts Runik up and drops him down with the Cut Thoart Suplex made famous by Mark Briscoe.
Brutal move. Dropping a person right on their neck.
JCP - Seriously insane move. I love it.
Matt Hayes - Firestorm is going for the
cover. Runik kicks out at two. What what effort. How was he able to kick out of that>
Amazing!
JCP - Runik is a top level
wrestler. Will be a legend in no time. Look at all the titles he has or will have.
Matt Hayes - Firestorm tags in Mr. Bones.
Mr. BOnes uses his power edge to get Runik up and snap him over with a sick throw. Just
sick. Mr. Bones then kicks Runik right in the back as hard as he could. Just intense right
there. Mr. Bones drops a quick elbow then applies a reverse chin lock.
JCP - Mr. Bones is just too much man
right now for Runik.
Matt Hayes - What can Runik do here? He
cannot tag out to Kay. She is useless. He has to win this match by himself.....
JCP - Oh not so fst. Here comes that odd
little kid Kip. Kip is crawling into the ring. KIP THE ODD KID IS IN THE RING!
Matt Hayes - The referee goes over to
this kid and is trying to force the kid out of the ring but is failing to do so. This
allows James Clash, the damn phoney jackass himself to come from behind on Firestorm with
a chair to the back of his head. Firestorm is out on the floor outside the ring. James
Clash slides in the ring and wallops a charging Mr. Bones right across the skull. James
Clash pulls Runik over Mr. Bones and rolls out of the ring. Kip leaves the ring just then.
The referee notices the cover.
JCP - No. No. Damn it. Good solid plan of
attack by the C and C. But damn. I hate them.
Matt Hayes - Runik gets the three. Mr.
Bones is able to recover, but a second too late. Runik and Kay retain. Thanks to that evil
phoney liar James Clash.
JCP - From behind on Firestorm, like a
coward. A damn coward. Cunts and cowards. Not Clash and Charisma.... Cunts and cowards.
That is the C and C name.... Damn cowards.
Matt Hayes - The crowd is mad as hell.
JCP - Look at these litte C and C
douchebags celebrate. Just disgusting.
Winners: Scurge Runik and Kaydence Clash by pinfall via interferance from James Clash.
The Long Awaited Dream Grudge Match
Hektik vs. James Clash vs. Big Nash
Matt
Hayes - By chance, James Clash has a match following that effort. Damn, what a horrible
ending to that tag team title match. It was going so well and fair up until that point.
JCP
- Just horrible. Hopefully Big Nash and Hektik can get some revenge for everyone in ICW
and everyone that is a fan of ICW.
Matt
Hayes - Yes, let's hope so.
JCP
- Damn, Juggalo Nation is still ringsidee and is causing mayhem. Let's get a shot of this.
***Mr. Bones throws the referee down and walks over to grab a microphone.***
Mr.
Bones - Damn it! We may of got fucked over tonight, but we are not going to let our
homeboy, Hektik suffer that same shit. Hell no. The Juggalo Nation will be taking the
trash out. Yeah man, we will be making sure this little pirck RUnik and the bitch don't
interfere in this match!
JCP
- About time.
***Firestorm
and Mr. Bones chase Runik and Kay back to the lockerrom.***
Matt
Hayes - Well, that ought to keep them busy for a while.
JCP
- Good. I hate Juggalos and I hate the ddamn C & C, so this works out perfect for me.
Less of them at ringside, the better.
***Hektik’s
theme song hits the PA System, and he comes out walking down the aisle. He slides
underneath the bottom rope to a loud applause from the crowd. Hektik points at Clash, who
stays in the most distant corner away from Hektik.***
Matt
Hayes- Now we are just waiting for Big Nash to show up…
JCP-
Look at Clash! He’s cowering in the corner…. Hahaha….
***Big
Nash’s Theme music plays over the speaker, and the entire crowd stands on their feet
to see a 187 legend named Big Nash. He walked out to a deafening roar from the crowds,
filled with both ICW, and 187 fans.***
Matt
Hayes- All three of these men were at one time in 187…
JCP-
187??? Is that some important place??
***Big
Nash climbs into the ring, and the bells ring having Hektik shooting across the ring at
Clash. James just barreling jumps out of the ring in time to escape Hektik, who turns
around to get a big boot from good old Big Nash. Hektik gets back up with speed, and
starts exchanging punches with Nash.***
Matt
Hayes- Clash is still hiding at ringside, not wanting any of that action.
JCP-
The coward will only wait for the last moment to strike.
Matt
Hayes- And look at Nash with a big sidewalk slam onto Hektik.
JCP-
Looks like he got his attention on Clash now.
***But
Nash just seems to refocus on Hektik, but running down the ramp is the World Champion,
Sudden Death being followed by a man in a business suit!***
Matt
Hayes- Why is Sudden Death out here?
JCP-
Beats me, well… maybe he wants to kick Clash’s ass for all the horrible things
he has done to him.
Matt
Hayes- Probably right there…
JCP-
Of course, I’m right… I am John Calvin Payne, the best of the best!
***Sudden Death has his belt in hand, ramming it into Clash’s skull. The beast of a man picks up Clash, and Chokeslam him at ringside. Meanwhile Nash is still giving it to Hektik with a big spine buster, getting the crowd behind him even more.***
Matt
Hayes- It looks like Nash is just manhandling Hektik…
JCP-
Go kick that stupid ass clown’s ass! I am actually enjoying this match, the two
things that I hate are getting their ass whoop!
Matt
Hayes- But wait, Hektik is fighting back with hard punches to Nash’s gut before
performing a DDT onto him.
JCP-
Damn it, just when things get good, a stupid stoned clown ruin them…
***Sudden
Death walks up the ramp with the man following him, leaving Clash behind in a bruised
state. Inside the ring, Hektik hits a side suplex on Big Nash before jumping to the
nearest turnbuckle for a frog splash.***
Matt
Hayes- Hektik goes for the pin…
1!
2!!
JCP-
But… hahaha…. Nash kicks out with ease, almost sending Hektik all the way across
the ring.
Matt
Hayes- It look like Clash is slowly getting up off the floor, but taking his sweet time.
JCP-
I don’t trust him… He’s going to find someway to cheat…
Matt
Hayes- Big Nash is back on the offensive, hitting a spinning neckbreaker on Hektik.
JCP-
I hope that would teach Hektik not to smoke pot…
Matt
Hayes- Big Nash is dragging Hektik up, but Hektik pushes him away…
JCP-
Ouch… Nash got pushed into the corner, but the ref was in the way… and it looks
like the Ref will be out for a while…
***With
the ref out, Clash pulls out “Stevie” the railroad spike, and slides into the
ring.***
Matt
Hayes- Oh no… Not Stevie…
JCP-
STEVIE! Wait… I hate Stevie… and his bastard owner…
Matt
Hayes- Hektik comes charing at Clash, but gets nailed with the railroad spike.
JCP-
Another victim met Stevie, the list keep on growing longer by the minute…
Matt
Hayes- Nash runs into the spike as well, not knowing Clash had it!
JCP-
Damn it, he’s going to win the match because of this stupid railroad spike.
Matt
Hayes- Both men are out, and Clash throws the slides the spike out of the ring.
***The
crowd is booing this, as the referee is getting up from the collision with Nash, and Clash
goes for the pin on Nash…***
Matt
Hayes- This can’t be! NO!
1…
JCP-
Damn him to hell!
2…
Matt
Hayes- But Nash kicks out!!!
***The
crowds cheer in another deafening roar, as Clash starts yelling at the referee before
having a temper tantrum.***
Matt
Hayes- Clash isn’t happy… He though he had this match won…
JCP-
Stupid Clash…
***
Somehow Hektik gets up on his feet with the use of the ropes, all bloody from the railroad
spike. Clash turned around to receive the BREAKDOWN!***
Matt
Hayes- THE BREAKDOWN! THE BREAK DOWN!
JCP- Get up Nash, kill this Juggalo!
Matt
Hayes- Hektik falls down on top of Clash for the pin.
1…
2…
JCP-
He got the win!
3!
Chris Watts : Winner by Pinfall, HEKTIK!
X-Air Title Match
X-Treme vs. Scurge Runik
***A
video plays via the tron, it review what happened between X-treme, and Scurge throughout
the month of September. As we return, no traces from the last match has happen, and the
ring crew is putting on the springboards for the next X-Air board match.***
Chris
Watts: The upcoming X-Air Division match is for the Internet Championship Wrestling X-Air
Championship, introducing the challenger… the Internet Championship Wrestling United
States Champion, SCCCURRRGGGEEE RUNIK!
***"Gonna
Make Ya Sweat" by the C & C Music Factory plays, and Scurge Runik comes walking
down to the ring, and slides into the ring with his two other championship belts hung
around his waist and shoulder.***
Matt
Hayes- Scurge has already been in one match tonight, and after this one he shall be in one
more.
JCP-
The bitch should be used to it by now, he did more matches at King of The Cage.
Matt
Hayes- You’re correct on that one, and you remember he lost to Stone in the finals.
Chris
Watts- And the defending champion, X-treme!
***The
crowd cheers for X-treme as his music hit the PA system; the champion comes running down
to the ring. Scurge is prepared from him to get into the ring, but X-treme begins chucking
some weapons into the ring. After he was done, a table, a ladder, a steel chair, a bowling
ball, a trashcan, kendo stick, and a stop sign all are in the ring.***
Matt
Hayes- With all those weapons in the ring, it look like he is preparing for war.
JCP-
God, I hate both of these bitches but that’s why I am going to love getting their ass
whoop by each other.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme slides into the ring, but Scurge has a chair in hand.
JCP-
X-treme is stupid for putting all those weapons into the ring.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge swings the chair, but X-treme dodges before clothes lining him.
JCP- Scurge should swing with more speed…
Matt
Hayes- Scurge rolls to his feet, and X-treme does the same. Both men begins to exchange
punches.
JCP-
They keep on punching, and punching… until finally X-treme knocks him down after a
hard right to the jaw.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme goes pick up the kendo stick, and walks over to Scurge, and strikes down at
him many times with the stick.
JCP-
And after a dozen times of beating, X-treme breaks the damn thing over Runik’s back.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme lifts him up, but Runik pushes him around, and X-treme trips over the
table.
JCP-
Oh homie, what a retard…
Matt
Hayes- Scurge picked up that chair he dropped earlier, and cracks it right over X-treme
head.
JCP-
He does it three more time, before his homosexual buddy falls down in exhaustion while his
face is bleeding.
Matt
Hayes- There are kids, and homosexuals watching this show.
JCP-
So what?
Matt
Hayes- They might be offended.
JCP-
Who cares anywheres?
Matt
Hayes- Scruge has climbed onto the springboard, he goes to perform a frog splash but
X-treme moves out of the way, causing him to land on top of the folded table.
***The
crowd roars with excitement.***
JCP-
Ouch…
Matt
Hayes- X-treme sees this as the perfect opportunity to grab the chair, and do some
springboard work himself.
JCP-
If he wants to go use a springboard, he should go to a public swimming pool, or buy one
himself.
Matt
Hayes- Oh my god! OH NO! ARABIANFACECRUSHER RIGHT ONTO SCURGE’S FACE!
***The
crowd yells out “OH SHIT!”***
JCP-
Whooh… What’s that red stuff using from both their faces, are they popping zits
or what???
Matt
Hayes- Oh my god, both men are bust wide open, and so early into this match up.
JCP-
Tsk Tsk Tsk, why are both of them bleeding?
Matt
Hayes- X-treme sets up the ladder, and kicks Scurge out of the way so he can also set up
the table.
JCP-He
starts to climb, but he didn’t notice that Scurge is stumbling around daze, and
confuse.
Matt
Hayes- And once X-treme is at the top, Scurge accidentally ran into the ladder knocking it
over.
***The
crowd says “OH SHIT!” again but this time louder than the time before as X-treme
comes crashing down on the outside, onto the ramp.***
JCP-
Look at X-treme! Hahaha…. He got sent flying down onto the ramp.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge wipes the blood out of his face, and climbs onto the springboard.
JCP-
Another highrisk move coming up!
Matt
Hayes- Scurge leaps over towards with an elbow from a large distance.
JCP-
He just barely makes it to him, and the elbow dives right into X-treme’s heart.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge is rolling around holding his elbow, as X-treme seems lifeless.
JCP-
It’s so fun watching them kill themselves over a worthless piece of metal.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge gets up, and drags X-treme to his feet before beginning to bash X-treme
skull into the barrier.
JCP-
I want to see so more blood!
Matt
Hayes- Scurge rolls X-treme into the ring, before climbing in himself. He sets him up onto
the table, and sets the ladder back up.
JCP-
I hope he misses, and break his neck… He’s nothing but Clash’s cunt….
Matt
Hayes-Scurge is climbing the ladder, he’s performs a picture perfect Runik
Tribute…
JCP-
Except for one thing… X-treme slides out of the way!
***The
crowd roar in excitement as Scurge comes crashing through the table, and X-treme goes for
the pin.***
Matt
Hayes- Is he going to win???
1…
2…
JCP:
No! Scurge kicked out from the pinfall, how in hell did he do that.
***X-treme
picks up the stopsign, and laid it in the turnbuckle, underneath the springboard, and set
the trashcan in the opposite corner.***
Matt
Hayes- Scurge might be in trouble…
JCP-
Why is he placing them underneath the springboard???
Matt
Hayes- Scurge forced onto his feet by X-treme, and is thrown into the stop sign.
JCP-
Can’t Runik learn how to drive??? It clearly says stop! Hahaha…
Matt
Hayes- X-treme drags him out of there, and tries to whip him into the trashcan but Scurge
reverse it last minute, sending X-treme instead into the trashcan
JCP-
Both men are both pretty much out cold, how can they have a US Title match after this?
Matt
Hayes- I beat it’s either going to be shorter than this match.
JCP-
Yawn… This kind of boring watching them lying down on the ground
Matt
Hayes- But wait, Scurge gets up slowly heading towards X-treme, and drags him to his feet.
JCP-
X-treme pushes him away before whipping him back into the springboard.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme is taking down the ladder, and placing it in the center of the ring.
JCP
I know what going to happen now…
***Scurge
is dragged to his feet, and is laid on top of the ladder, and X-treme climbs onto the
springboard.***
Matt
Hayes- Oh no…
JCP-
Oh yes…
Matt
Hayes- Oh god…
JCP-
Oh Homie…
***
X-treme leaps off performing the Twisted shot, but at the last moment Runik rolled out of
the way, and X-treme landed onto the ladder. The crowd are more excited to see the winner
of this match.***
Matt
Hayes- Scurge pushes X-treme off the ladder,
but sets him inside it.
JCP-
Holy shit! This going to be painful for X-treme
Matt
Hayes- Scurge jumps to the springboard, and leaps off performing another picture perfect
Runik’s Tribute.
JCP-
Right down on top of X-treme… May god it had to hurt like a mother fucker…
***X-treme
is knocked out, and Scurge looks ready to pass out, but he managed to pull X-treme out,
and pin him.***
Matt
Hayes- For the win!!!
1!
JCP-
I want to see more blood damn it!
2!
3!
Chris
Watts- The winner by pinfall, and the new X-Air Champion…. SCURGE RUNIK!
***Some
of the crowd boo, while the others cheer like mad for the good match. The ring crew takes
off the springboards as X-treme and Runik roll around trying to get up or wake up for that
matter. The ref throws the weapons out of the ring, and the ring crew than placed them
underneath the ring.***
Winner: Scurge Runik by Pinfall…
US Title Match
X-Treme vs. Scurge Runik
Matt
Hayes- I can’t see how both can go through another match, just after that one.
JCP-
But the show must go on!
Chris
Watts- The following match is for the Internet Championship Wrestling United States Title,
X-treme, and Scurge Runik are both in the ring out cold…
***More
sign of movement can be seen by the two as they starts to climb to their feet. X-treme
leans on the ropes as Scurge recovered enough to charge at X-treme.***
Matt
Hayes- Finally some action in the match, yet X-treme just dodges rush, and starts sending
punches to Scurge.
JCP-
Just in ICW’s second best, only I am better than him, Larry shall have his farewell
speech after the match.
Matt
Hayes- Well, that’s something to look forward to but this match is getting more
intense as X-treme whips Scurge towards the ropes.
JCP-
Yet the C&C Cunt flings back with a crossbody, before running from behind the raising
X-treme with a bulldog.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge now has locked in a Boston crab, but what the hell??
JCP-
X-treme is just laughing the submission hold off, that just makes me wonder how much drugs
is he on? First, he hears voices in his head, and now he laughing his way though a
submission.
Matt
– X-treme flings Scurge off of him, before leaping off the top rope with a loinsault
onto Runik’s back.
JCP-
Scurge rolls around before getting to his feet, both men must has adenine running through
their vein or they would have never keep up such a fast pace.
***Scurge
sends blistering chops to X-treme’s chest, having a “Whooo” chant after
each on before kneeing X-treme in the gut, and hitting him with scissors kick.***
Matt
Hayes- That should have slowed down X-treme but, he is back up within seconds.
JCP-
He must be on drugs…
Matt
Hayes- X-treme gives his hand at dealing chops, but grows tried, and DDT on Runik!
JCP-
A DDT??? Come one, anyone knows that DDT is so overused.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme waits for Scurge to get up to nail him with a clothesline…
JCP-
And he does the same thing… and again… finally, X-treme lifts Runik for a
sit-down powerbomb.
Matt
Hayes- X-treme is climbing the top ropes, is mad at taking a risk like this?
JCP-
He’s has nothing to lose, does that mean he’s a loser…?
Matt
Hayes- X-treme is taking his sweet time up there, but wait! Scurge pushes the ref into the
ropes, and X-treme falls down to meet the top of the post.
JCP-
That’s actually some good thinking on Scurge’s part…
Matt
Hayes- Scurge gets up, and jumps up to the turnbuckle, hitting a monkey flip on X-treme.
JCP-
I think we should see if X-treme is on drugs, because he just got right back up from that.
Matt
Hayes- It’s a wonder that both of them are even up from that, after all the last
match took a lot out of both.
JCP-
Scurge starts punching X-treme, before jumping up to X-treme’s shoulders, and hitting
a hurricunana.
Matt
Hayes- Yet X-treme reverses it with a powerbomb, shooting over the top rope….
JCP-
Runik comes crashing down at ringside, and there goes X-treme again with his stupid
highrisk moves.
Matt
Hayes- A wonderful senton bomb on X-treme part, as he climbs on top of the guard rail.
JCP-
And he leaps off at Scurge, but Charisma is running down the ramp with Kaydence.
Matt
Hayes- Kay slides underneath the bottom rope, and distracts the ref as Charisma nails
“Stevie” over X-treme head.
JCP-
Damn C&C! Damn X-treme… Why do they all have to ruin this good match.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge is helped up, and the two C&C members help roll X-treme into the ring.
JCP-
The ref is blind… very blind…
Matt
Hayes- Oh my god… It better not end this way…
1…
JCP-
Not everything has a fairy tale ending.
2…
Matt
Hayes- But somehow X-treme gets his should up, and my god… His face is bleeding once
again.
JCP-
I wonder if he going to become anymore brain damage after losing so much blood.
Matt
Hayes- Scurge has locked in the Pain of Fame, butt forgot the fact that he was right next
to the ropes.
JCP-
Maybe he just ignored, and X-treme has a firm grasp on the bottom rope.
Matt
Hayes- The referee is attempting to break up the hold, but Runik refuses to let go as
X-treme refuses to show any sign of pain.
JCP-
I wish I had his drugs, just joking…
Matt
Hayes- Finally, Scurge gets off of X-treme…
JCP-
About time, damn that was just sick, and disturbing… No bondage should have ever been
aired while kids are at home.
Matt
Hayes- Runik lifts X-treme to his feet, but X-treme kicks him in the gut before hitting
the Apocalyptic
Demise!!!
JCP- He’s going for
the pin, Runik is going to lose!!!
1…
Matt Hayes- Scurge has his
leg on the rope, but the count still going on!
2…
JCP- but the Ref notice,
and stop the count.
Matt Hayes- X-treme is
pissed off!
JCP- He must have forgotten
his pills at home!!!!
Matt Hayes- X-treme pushes
the ref to the ground in rage before going to Runik.
JCP- He’s gone mad!
Wait… He was crazy in the first place.
Matt Hayes- HE’s going
for another Apocalyptic Demise!!! But Scurge forces him back, and hits a spinning heel
kick. The man jumps to the turnbuckle, and hits the Runik Tribute onto Runik.
JCP- He goes for the
pin…
1…
2…
3!!!
Matt Hayes- Scurge has won
all three of his matches!
JCP- Just doesn’t that
make him special…
***Scurge Runik jumps up in
victory, and the crowd was even congratulating him even if they hate him so much. Scurge
leaves the ring with Charisma, and Kaydence. Leaving X-treme all by himself getting up,
and the crowd is giving him a standing ovation for his efforts as he walked up the
ramp.***
Winner: Runik by
Pinfall…
Luscious Larry's Goodbye Speech
Matt: Wow! What a match that was.
JCP: Nah… It's will never compare to a main event with JCP…
Matt: But aside from that, some time tonight we're supposed to be hearing from the ICW's
Legend.
JCP: That's right, ICW's own Iron Man himself, Luscious Larry is going to give a farewell
speech, and god hope he didn't bring his wife.
Matt: Only problem with that though, is that Larry has yet to even arrive at the arena.
JCP: Then I hope this is some bad news, I just got word that Larry has driven into the
parking garage, barely a minute ago.
Matt: If that's true then we should be hearing from him shortly.
JCP: I'm giving that a "yes." The guys in the production truck have now told me
that Larry is in fact on his way out here, right now.
***As if on cue "Iron Man" from Black Sabbath begins to play throughout the
arena. And stepping out from behind the curtain is one Luscious Larry. Clad in leather
jacket and blue jeans.***
***He makes his way down to the ring and gets in slowly. He basks in the cheers from the
crow waiting for the music to cut and the cheers to die down.***
Larry: Now that's the kind of ovation I've come to expect from the great ICW fans. Reminds
me of when Hulk Hogan made his return to wrestling last year. But unlike Hogan, I've not
come to say that I'm back with a vengeance. Unfortunately, I've come to say goodbye.
***Larry pauses after saying the word before speaking again.***
Larry: I must say, it's been quite a ride for me these last months. Retiring once, and
then coming back out of sheer boredom. But now, after what I've had go on the last few
months that have kept me out of the ring, I believe that all of you deserve an
explanation. After my last pay-per-view appearance, I took some time off to contemplate
whether or not to reclaim the ICW Title. But I never had the chance, my sister had been
diagnosed with a severe case of breast cancer. I wish to say that she recovered and is in
good spirits. Truth is, the doctors found the tumor too late, and Valerie passed away just
a few weeks ago. Everything has been hectic in my life ever since, and I had not been able
to get back to you fans until tonight.
***Larry pauses again and wipes a tear away from his face.***
Larry: I never knew losing my sister would hurt this much. Never knew the pain it would
cause me. Now I know. But it is for her and her memory that I am here. I don't want any
one of you to feel that I have betrayed you. ICW has always been a family to me, but it is
my real family that needs me just that much more. I am not saying goodbye forever, I do
feel that I may very well come back for one final match in front of all of you great ICW
fans, but I don't even know if I'll be able to for some time. At the moment, my family
MUST come first. Especially, well . . . especially since Ana told me just yesterday that
she's going to be having our second child.
***The crowd bursts into cheers at the announcement.***
Larry: Thank you. Yes, life never seems to end its course. And there's always something
new and exciting to be offered. And I have to say this to all the guys in the back; I may
be gone, but I'm not forgotten. I've influenced a lot of you to get better, and there's
even some of you that have forced me to get better. That is the only way any one of you
can get better, and that's through challenge. ICW belongs to all of you. And me? I'm just
the guy that paved the way, and set the standard. It's now your job to raise the standard,
and as I look back in the locker room, I can see each and everyone of you doing just that.
ICW is in good hands. And my time is done. Farewell for now . . . my friends.
***With that, Larry drops the microphone and heads back to a standing ovation. The cameras
follow him as he leaves, watching as he shakes hands with several of the wrestlers on the
roster, giving a quick hug to others. All of whom are showing one of ICW's greatest the
respect he earned over several long years of hardship and sacrifice. Then a video is
played viewing the best of his carreer.***
Evil vs. Good
Team Corrpution vs. The Ashcrofts
Matt
Hayes- After Larry left, the Ashcrofts made their way to the ring.
JCP-
They’re going to face the team of all the Hashes… How scary… haha
***In
the ring, the Ashcrofts stand in the center of the ring waiting for their match. Coming
from the crowd, Team Corruption storms the ring with chairs, and a baseball bat.***
Matt
Hayes- The match hasn’t began yet, but The Hashes has stormed the ring. A chair shot
over the two women of the group are hit over the head with the steel chair.
JCP-
I wonder what going to happen next? After all Hash is a sick person, maybe a dildo or
something… hehe…
Matt
Hayes- Harold is taking the bat to Pure John, the leader of the group…
JCP- Men, these going to be church dicks condemning this
Matt
Hayes- They are finally leaving the ring, all three Ashcrofts are destroyed, bloodied, and
out cold.
JCP-
He come the medics…
***Team Corruption walks up the ramp with smiles on their faces.***
Main Event
World Title Match
Mr. Charisma vs. Sudden Death
Chris Watts- The following match is for
the Internet Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship.
***The tron rolled a series of clips from
the C&C Feud with Sudden Death, including the beat downs, the revenge attacks, the
screw jobs, and more. Suddenly "Run Away" by Real McCoy hits the PA, and
Charisma walks out to a whole arena booing him***
Matt Hayes- The crowd seems to hate him…
Chris Watts- The challgener, a former
two-time world champion, he is Mr. CHARISMA!
JCP- God I just hate looking at him…
***He walked down the ramp followed by
James Clash and Kaydence… Charisma climbed into the ring acting all-proud, and
mighty. In an instant the lights dimmed down, and “St. Anger” by Metallica hits
the system. Sudden Death steps out from the backstage with the World championship belt
gleaming around his waist, he is followed by the same man as before.***
Matt Hayes- I wonder who is this man
is???
Chris Watts- On the way to the ring, he
is the ICW World Champion, SUDDEN DEATH!
JCP- At least is evening this up a bit,
wonder whatever happens to the Dark Army?
***Sudden Death jumps up onto the apron,
and climbs over the top rope, entering the ring. The referee takes the World title, and
the bell rings.***
Matt Hayes- The has been rang, and
Charisma is waiting for SD’s first move.
JCP- Charisma is afraid of SD, and should
be… SD just last week beat in him in a totally unfair title match, which all the odds
was again the Executioner.
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death slowly
approaches him, but Charisma dives for his leg.
JCP- Oh that Charisma, always playing
cheap…
***Charisma starts kicking the right leg
to get Sudden Death, but before it can do any serious damage, Sudden Death takes him by
the throat, and tosses him to the other side of ring. Charisma cowers over to the corner,
slowly climbing to his feet. Sudden Death charges at him, but Charisma dodges, and Sudden
Death catches himself from running into the turnbuckle.***
Matt Hayes- Nice dodge there by Charisma…
JCP- if he was good, he would have caused
Sudden Death to collide with the turnbuckle.
Matt Hayes- There goes Sudden Death
charging at Charisma…
JCP- The cunt just got the big man down
by spearing the knee.
Matt Hayes- But Sudden Death gets right
up, and executes three rib breakers in a row.
JCP- Yet the Executioner won’t let
him have a breather, immediately he picks Charisma back up.
Matt Hayes- A whip into the ropes, but
Charisma with the rebound attack, knocking the big man down once again.
JCP- That isn’t going to keep the
Champ down as he just gets back down.
Matt Hayes- Using the ropes as
propulsion, Charisma launches at him again with a clothesline.
JCP- Sudden Death continues to stand, and
Charisma tries it again… and once more.
Matt Hayes- The third time, Sudden Death
gains a grasp on Charisma head, ready for a Chokeslam.
JCP- CHOKESLAM THE DOUCHEBAG!!!!
Matt Hayes- But without the ref noticing,
Charisma takes a kick in Sudden Death balls before hitting a spinning neck breaker.
***Charisma rolls him up…***
Matt Hayes- A roll up!
1!
JCP-But Sudden Death easily got out of
the pin.
Matt Hayes- Charisma with a dropkick to
SD’s face, making the big man tumble down to the mat again.
JCP- He’s doing the best than in the
past few months…
Matt Hayes- Charisma looks in a headlock…
JCP- Yet Sudden Death lifts him up, and
lands a backdrop!!
***Sudden Death picks up Charisma by the
back of his neck, and hits a inverted Chokeslam.***
Matt Hayes- And this time Sudden Death is
doing the pinning…
1!
JCP- I would laugh if he wins…
2!
Matt Hayes- But Charisma manages to kick
out…
JCP- Darn, I was about to laugh at him
for being beaten so easily.
Matt Hayes- The Executioner starts to
stomp the hell out of Charisma.
JCP- Yet Charisma rolls out of harm’s
way, and quickly scrambles to his feet.
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death slowly
approaches Charisma, and Charisma fights back with hard chops to the chest.
JCP- The chops are even affecting Sudden
Death!
Matt Hayes- But a poke in the eye does
work as Sudden Death turns his back.
JCP- Only to be hit with a reverse DDT by
the Cunt!
Matt Hayes- Charisma kicks Sudden Death
in the forhead, before locking in another headlock.
JCP- Yet the monster, Sudden Death stands
up, and charges Charisma into a turnbuckle. I don’t think Charisma should try to lock
in anymore headlocks…
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death lifts the
challenger onto the top rope before hitting a diamond dust.
JCP- It looks like the champion is
in control of this match…
Matt Hayes- Charisma climbed back up only
to be the receiver of many punches to the gut area followed by an uppercut…
JCP- Sudden Death is using some of his moves back from his boxing days.
Matt Hayes- Charisma rolls back up, and
spears the knee once again to get the big man down.
JCP- How long will Sudden Death’s
knee keep up Charisma attacks…
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death climbs up to his
feet, to only be spear by Charisma to the knee once again.
JCP- Is that way he only going to do in
this match??
Matt Hayes- It’s could focusing, it’s
very helpful to take down big man…
JCP- Yeah… Whatever…
Matt Hayes- Charisma locks in a
sharpshooter!
JCP- I don’t think SD will tap…
Only a bitch would tap…
Matt Hayes- But SD’s leg is hurting,
so he could…
JCP- He does look like he’s in pain…
Matt Hayes- But he slowly crawls to the
other side of the ring.
JCP-Sudden Death conjures up enough
strength to fling Charisma off of him.
Matt Hayes- Now, Sudden Death is in pain
as he try to get to his feet.
***Charisma comes charge towards him
again, but Sudden Death performs a sidewalk slam before falling kneeling down to
recover.***
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death slowly gets to
his feet again.
JCP- Charisma too is up…
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death executes a STK,
slamming Charisma down hard onto the mat.
JCP- I think that left a dent in the
canvas…
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death slowly stands
up, and takes a breather in the corner.
JCP- That leg is hurting him bad, and it
will hurt a lot more before this match is over.
Matt Hayes- Charisma is up on his feet,
and comes towards Sudden Death.
JCP- But ha! Sudden Death takes a shot at
Charisma throat before chokeslamming him to hell.
Matt Hayes- What the hell is Sudden Death
doing now???
JCP- He’s climbing the top rope, and
hitting a corkscrew moonsault.
Matt Hayes- An unexpected move from a
heavyweight like Sudden Death.
JCP- Boom… I think Charisma’s
chest collapsed after that impact.
Matt Hayes- The pinfall…
1!
2!
Matt Hayes- Clash the referee from the
outside, breaking the count
JCP- Damn that Clash, I might go down
there, and kick his ass.
Matt Hayes- Too late, that businessman is
charging Clash with a steel chair… A hard shot over the head of Clash.
JCP- Serves him right.
Matt Hayes- During that time, Sudden
Death was dealt another low blow.
JCP- Can’t anything be fair
anymore??
Matt Hayes- Charisma lifts Sudden Death
up, and attempts the Ovation DDT but SD spears him back into the turnbuckle.
JCP- Time for the Executioner Slam!
Matt Hayes- Charisma is set up, but at
the last second he reversed into a hurricunana, sending Sudden Death flying.
JCP- Ouch! I though there was going to be
an asshole going through the canvas, but no he had to reverse.
Matt Hayes- Charisma lock in the
sharpshooter once again, but this time in the center of the ring.
JCP- This could be the end of Sudden
Death’s reign… So don’t tap out SD!
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death face as turn
into one of agony…
JCP- He better not tap…
***The crowd gets behind Sudden Death,
chanting his name…***
Matt Hayes- Sudden Death slowly crawling
the ropes…
JCP- But will the pain get o him first…
Matt Hayes- Just a foot away now…
The crowd is roaring for him to grab the bottom rope.
JCP- Will he?
Matt Hayes- He reaches the bottom rope,
but Charisma won’t break!
JCP- Referee pulls him off, and Charisma
finally let go.
Matt Hayes- Charisma tries to lift Sudden
Death to his feet, but SD kicks him in the gut to hit THE OVATION DDT ON CHARISMA!
JCP- Charisma has crash, and burn!
Matt Hayes- SD goes for the pin…
1!
2!
3!
Matt Hayes- He won it!
Chris Watts- Your winner, and still the ICW World Champion…
WINNER: Sudden Death by Pinfall
***Sudden Death gets his belt, and hits it over Charisma’s head, when the loser gets up. It opens him up, and the businessman rolls Clash in the ring, who is also cracked open from a chairshot.***
Matt Hayes- I am surprise to see the crowd actually enjoying this…
JCP- That because C&C are filled with bitches that deserved to be knocked out.... By the way... Who the hell is that damn guy in the suit?
Matt Hayes- True enough…
JCP- Did you hear that???
Matt Hayes- What a historic night…
JCP- Well, goodnights scum of the earth…
Matt Hayes- I hope you all have enjoyed the show!
THE END
Credit:
Wild Boy vs. Shane Dragon, Hellhole vs. Dark Wolf,
Scurge Runik & Kaydence Clash vs. Juggalo Nation, and Dan Terrano vs. Jake Keeton
Sudden Death vs. Charisma, Scurge Runik vs. X-treme 1&2, Good Vs. Evil Match, and Clash vs. Hektik vs. Big Nash, - Adam Allocco