***The ICW logo flashes on the screen, then surges forward and seemingly breaks through the television screen***
ICW Dead Presidents
Knoxville, Tennessee
Wednesday, December 17th, 2003
***Johnny Cash's "When A Man Comes Around" plays as we
see clips from ICW's last Pay Per View; InternetSlam. That action
is then followed by clips of recent ICW action leading up to this
event.***
Matt Hayes - Let's get this thing started!
Jamie K - Like what Pink at my last hotel orgy. Yep, at the Red
Lion. Oh the fun....
Matt Hayes - ICW is on the air!
Jamie K - I am Jamie K, just K.
Matt Hayes - And I am the voice of ICW....
Jamie K - His name is Matt Hayes.
Matt Hayes - Here comes Eric "X-Treme" Bruce!
Chris Watts: Ladies and Gentlemen, now making his way to the
ring, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the Number one contender
for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship. Hailing from
Minneapollis, Minnesota, X-Treme!
**The lights go out as Tech N9ne's "I'mma Tell" begins
to play over the house PA system. X-Treme emerges from the back
and stands at the top of the ramp, A large pyro X suddenly erupts
from behind him and he continues his walk down to the ring. The
fans are screaming and rushing to the aisle. He gets to the ring
and rolls in under the bottom rope. He then grabs the mic from
Chris Watts and leans agaisnt the ropes.**
X-Treme: Thanks Chris, Now onto why I came out here tonight.
Well, the reason I came here tonight is to take the ICW World
Heavyweight Championship. You see, I have been biding my time
till it was right again. Then they approached me with the number
1 contendership match and jumped at the chance to wrestle against
John Calvin Payne and Scurge Runik, I also jumped at the
oppurtunity to make one if ICW's biggest legends tap out to The
Creation. Now I am standing here in the ring, waiting for my
World Heavyweight Champion to walk down that fucking aisle and
step in to the ring with me. And before Suddenly Retarded knows
what hits him, the refferee will be raising my hand in the air
and awarding the ICW World Heavyweight Championship to me.
**The fans cheer and begin to chant X-Treme's name. He stops
leaning against the ropes and walks into the center of the ring.
He begins pacing back and forth**
X-Treme: I have waited for 2 long years for this opportunity, I
am not about to just lay down to somene who I know i can beat.
You see, I know I can beat him because I have done it before, I
have done it more times than I care to remember, I have beaten
all the legends here in ICW and now I am finally getty shot at
the World Heavyweight Championship. I have held almost every
major title in ICW and now I am going on to fulfill my destiny. I
am going to become the ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
I am near the top of the mountain and I'l be GOD DAMNED if
I"m going to turn back now. I will be king of the hill once
again. And then all who doubted me, can kiss my ass.
**X-Treme drops the mic and walks off through the crowd,
returning to the locker room getting ready for his match later
tonight.**
X-Air
Number One Contendership Match
X-Air Rules
Dixxion Tha Tru F'n Playa vs. Shinjo Xiang
Matt Hayes - Our first match of the night will be conducted under
X-Air rules.
Jamie K - X-Air, that is some crazy junk. Springboards in the
corners. CRAZY! HAHA!
Matt Hayes - Yes, and the action in all X-Air matches is insanely
crazy. People, you have not seen extreme and you have not seen
high flying till you see a X-Air match.
Jamie K - And they are about to do JUST that.
Matt Hayes - Indeed Jamie. By the way, great to have you back at
the announce table.
Jamie K - Great to see you back here again also. Just like old
times.
Matt Hayes - Well except without you mentoning you are a former
child star every five seconds.
Jamie K - I do not have to, when you keep doing it for me.
Matt Hayes - Here comes the man who needs no theme music....
Shinjo Xiang.
Jamie K - I have got to say, that Shinjo is a badass Jap.
Matt Hayes - Using the term Jap huh?
***"Stand Up" by Ludacris plays and the arena stands up
for a long time ICW wrestler who has won many an extreme war. he
is Dixxion Tha Man!***
Matt Hayes - This is what the X-Air Divison is all about. A speed
man like Shinjo against an extreme wrestler like Dixxion.
Jamie K - The best of two worlds.... EXPLODE!
Matt Hayes - Wait... Dixxion has just pulled a board with a nail
in it from udner the ring!
Jamie K - A board with a nail in it?
Matt Hayes - A board with a nail in it!
Jamie K - Holy crap!
Matt Hayes - Shinjo jumps off the springboard and down onto
Dixxion with a dive. MY GOD the hang time just now! Looked like
Teddy Hart if he was Japanesse! Amazing!
Jamie K - The bell rings... Despite both men being outside the
ring. Ah the special rules of the X-Air Division.
Matt Hayes - Shinjo tries to wrestle the board away from Dixxion
but is met with a DDT on the ground. That ground outside the ring
is cold and HARD.
Jamie K - Dixxion is yelling something...
***Dixxion: "The Man will now make Shinny BLEED like my
bitch on her period!"***
Jamie K - Muhahhhahahahhahahhahahha
Matt Hayes - Even I have to admit that was funny in this current
context.
***Dixxion swings the board with a nail in it right at the skull
of Shinjo. The nail connects and punctures the head of Shinjo.***
Matt Hayes - Oh no! No!
Jamie K - Sounded like a watermelon popping.
Matt Hayes - Just sick. Blood is coming out like mad!
Jamie K - This is insane!
Matt Hayes - Dixxion is now climbing up to the top of the ring...
Dixxion is jumping off the springboard with that damn board....
HE LANDS RIGHT ON SHINJO! MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! MY GOD!
Jamie K - This has to be over.
Matt Hayes - Dixxion calls for the ref. He makes the cover. This
is over.
1
2
3
Matt Hayes - With the pinfall victory outside the ring... Dixxion
Tha Man!
CYDONIA Enterprises© Presents: Alexavier F8
Very little is known about the man called Alexavier F8. He was a computer whiz in high school and college, getting into trouble with the FBI after hacking into government top secret military files. In orderto skip jail time he was drafted into the Army, working and training with a special forces unit specializing in computer espionage. He was involved in the Persian Gulf War, where right at the end he was injured in an undisclosed place and time. Shot in the head point-blank was all the information his family ever recieved.
In a coma for three years, Alexavier awoke one day to find the world had changed drastically in his absence. The computer technology had advanced by leaps and bounds, theinternet was on the rise, and he had to overcome three years of living as a vegetable. His training began, therapy, psychological as well as physical, but Alexavier was a smart, ambitious, and wise young man for his age. He saw where he was heading and was not prepared to go there again. He knew the US Government wanted to use him again, and he was sure he had been set-up by someone onthe inside to take a bullet.
At the same time, Alexavier started having precognitive visions and nightmares. He told no one, keeping this to himself, learning slowly but surely that someting truly miraculous had happened to him on that fateful day he was shot.
After his physical therapy was over, Alexavier used his newfound abilities plushis computer savviness to get himself an honorable discharge, under extreme protest from his commanding officers. But he was able to finally walk away from the Army and Uncle Sam with more then he had when he had first become one of their own.
He then turned to business as usual, but this time on a grand scale as he opened his own courier business, Transworld International. His ties to the government plus his new business brought him into contact with many wealthy, powerful, and dangerous people who needed to move al kinds of merchandise all over the world. But with his computer skills and his newfound "talent" for seeing intothe future, he became very rich and succesful.
And then one day, the phone rang, and it was Johnny Olympus on the other line, the CEO of CYDONIA Eterprises, the world reknowned wrestling agency. He had an offer. A proposal. A job. And Alexavier F8 took him up on it and his world has never been the same since.
TV
Championship Match
Wildboy
vs. Tommy Owen.
Chris Watts: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the
ICW Television Championship. Coming to the ring first, your ICW
Television Champion: WILDBOY!
***Wild Boy finally gets a theme song he likes with.... Oh wait
nevermind. he is coming out to about the lamest "rap
song" ever in Macho Man's "Be A Man". Wild Boy is
shaking his head in disgust.***
Chris Watts: And his opponent, the challenger: Tommy Owen!
*** Tommy Owen'stheme plays as he as clam as possible, makes his
way down to the ring. ***
Jamie K: I've seen Tommy Owen in action Matt, and I've got to say
that he wrestles a lot like Larry used to.
Matt: And we've all seen Wildboy in action and we all know that
he wrestles similar to Scurge Runik thus making this bout a sort
of old school versus new school.
*** The bell rings and the match begins. Wildboy and Tommy tie
up. Tommy locks on a headlock. ***
Jamie K: Old school versus new school indeed! Glad I thought of
it.
Matt: Shut up and call the match.
*** Wildboy pushes Tommy into the ropes. Tommy bounces back and
Wildboy leapfrogs over him. Tommy gets hit with a strong kick to
the mid-section from Wildboy. ***
Jamie K: Wildboy hits a DDT on Tommy!
Matt: Wildboy going up top now…
*** Wildboy leaps off for a top rope elbow drop but Tommy rolls
out of the way. Tommy picks up Wildboy and hits a vertical suplex
on him. Tommy locks Wildboy in a half-crab. ***
Jamie K: The TV champ is in pain! How I love it to see the good
guy squeal!
Matt: What's that? You love to hear men squeal?!
Jamie K: That was a uneccesary and uncharacteristic comment for
you to make.
*** Wildboy pulls himself to the ropes. Tommy releases the hold
and picks Wildboy up. Tommy twists Wildboy around and hits a
neckbreaker on him. He goes for the pin. ***
Matt: What's uneccesary and uncharacteristic is for you to use
words with more than two syllables!
1…
2…
Kick Out!
Jamie K: Near fall! Tommy almost had the match won with that one.
Matt: Don't count the champ out yet, Jamie.
*** Tommy whips Wildboy into the corner. Tommy runs in but is met
with a kick to the head. Wildboy climbs the turnbuckle and pulls
Tommy into him. ***
Matt: Tornado Reverse DDT! What a move!
*** Wildboy goes for the pin. ***
1…
2…
Kick Out!
*** Wildboy gets to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and hits a
dropkick to Tommy's skull, before Tommy even gets to his feet. He
goes for another pin attempt. ***
1…
2…
Kick Out!
Jamie K: Two near falls from Wildboy! Wow Matt, this match would
go either way.
*** Wildboy picks up Tommy. Wildboy goes for a DDT but Tommy
counters with a Northern Lights suplex into a pin. ***
Jamie K: That wasn't very old school. Tommy is ruining this
experience for everyone!
1…
2…
Kick Out!
*** Tommy picks Wildboy up and hits a Piledriver. Tommy climbs
the turnbuckle. ***
Matt: Tommy is going up top!
*** Wildboy gets to his feet. Only to be met with a double
axe-handle smash off the top rope from Tommy Owen. ***
Jamie K: That's about as old school as it comes baby! Old school
versus new school and old school is winning!
*** Tommy Owen locks in a sleeper hold on a downed Wildboy. ***
Matt: Tommy could win this right now if Wildboy's unconcious.
*** The ref raises and then releases Wildboy's arm. It drops to
the ground, lifeless. ***
Ref: ONE!
*** The ref raises it again, only to see it fall to the mat once
more. ***
Ref: TWO!
*** The ref raises Wildboy's arm for a third time, he releases it
only to see it not move. Wildboy clenches his fist. Wildboy
clambers to his feet with Tommy Owen still around his neck.
Wildboy elbows Tommy in the gut once… Twice… He pushes
Tommy into the ropes and hits a dropkick. ***
Jamie K: Wildboy's still in this one by a long shot!
*** Tommy gets to his feet. Wildboy hits a springboard
hurricaneranna on Tommy. Wildboy hooks the leg for the pin. ***
1…
2…
Kick Out!
Matt: So close Jamie, Wildboy is so close to taking this one out.
*** Wildboy picks up Tommy. Tommy gets whipped into the ropes.
Tommy ducks a clothesline, then another. Tommy goes for the
Natural Disaster, but Wildboy counters with a Reverse DDT.
Wildboy climbs the top rope. ***
Jamie K: Is he gonna do it?
Matt: I think he is!
Jamie and Matt: GOING WILD!!!
Matt: Wildboy hooks the leg!
1…
2…
3! DING! DING! DING!
Chris Watts: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and STILL ICW
Television Champion, WILDBOY!
*** The referee raises Wildboy's hand in victory. He hands him
his belt and Wildboy climbs the turnbuckle. He poses with the
belt for the fans. ***
ICW
OOC Goodness
My first injury...
Posted on December 12, 2003 at 11:05:43 PM
by Kaydence
I was in the ring working through a few moves today with someone
who is actually a friend of mine. it was just me and him and the
trainer in the arena. I had the guy down in the corner and i was
standing over him doing a few stomps to his chest. on the last
stomp I put my foot on the ropes and jumped up in the air while
holding on to the top rope and came down for a super high stomp.
problem was I landed somehow and my foot that hit the ground was
perfectly straight which is a bad thing. my knee buckles
BACKWARDS as in the way it wasn't made to bend and I fell down on
the mat holding my knee rolling around screaming. my friend
stands up and says "What the hell are you doing I was
supposed to be the one selling" And I said "I'm not
selling I am in PAIN" so he waves the trainer in who kneels
down and does what all trainers do. the whole "can you move
it" thing and then making you slowly move it. thing is in a
day or two I should be able to be on it again so that is good. I
actually have it on tape which I am going to send to steve.
afterwards steve can confirm to the rest of you what a klutz I
am. No but seriously I am pretty fluid... just something freaky
happened. You guys try. stands on your bed and jump off and land
on one legs while keeping it perfectly straight. go ahead....
try..... pansies.
Replies:
Scurge
Runik vs Razor
Chris Watts: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is
scheduled for one fall, and it is for Number One Contendership of
ICW's World Heavyweight Crown!
***Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild hits the sound system and out
comes James Clash's favorite wrestler ever, Scurge Runik. Yes,
the leader of the R and C Wrestling Factory is on his way down to
the ring. ***
Matt: Runik's looking awfully pleased with himself isn't he
Jamie?
Jamie K: Meh…
*** Razor's theme tune hits and he makes his way down the aisle.
Out of nowhere, James Clash comes running down the aisle and he
levels Razor with the railspike. ***
Jamie K: It's railspike STEVIE!!! It's about time he returned to
ICW!
*** Clash assaults Razor in the aisle with railspike Stevie.
Runik steps out of the ring and walks over to the unconcious
Razor. He picks Razor up and holds him so Clash can nail him with
the railspike again. ***
Matt: Look at that sick grin on Clash's face! He's enjoying this
Jamie!
Jamie K: Ofcourse he is Matt! He's ICW's owner! He enjoys
everything he does!
*** Clash and Runik pick up Razor and hits a double DDT onto the
concrete aisle. They roll Razor in the ring and Runik follows.
***
DING! DING! DING!
Matt: Well this much is underway at last. But what a cheap attack
from the R & C Wrestling Factory…
*** Runik picks a lifeless Razor up. He hits a powerbomb on him.
Runik climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps off for the Runik Tribute.
He pins Razor. ***
1…
2…
3! DING! DING! DING!
*** The ref raises Runik's hand in disgust. Clash goes and gets a
microphone and slides in the ring. ***
Clash: You see Sudden Death, whether you become my monster
champion or not doesn't matter… I am getting that World
title one way or another, or his (points to railspike) name isn't
Railspike Stevie!
X-Treme-Sudden
Death: The Promos.
When you think of all time classic promo battles you think of:
KOTC II, JCP vs. Temp, Clash vs. Charisma, and Rik Kendell vs.
JCP. And we are proud to present another great promo battle for
the ages in:
X-Treme-Sudden Death:
The Promos
ICW
World Heavyweight Championship Match
The Challenger - X-Treme
vs.
The Champion - Sudden Death
Chris Watts - It is now time for the main event!
***The crowd lets out a huge roar filled with ravious cheering
for the great match they are about to be witness to. Just then
"Imma Tell" by Techn9ne plays and low and behold,
X-Treme emerges from behind the curtain. The crowd loves him. The
Blue Collar Hero of ICW makes his way down to the ring.***
Matt Hayes - X-Treme's long journey could finally end tonight.
Jamie K - If it does however, he will be the reason Kelly lynn
dies.
Matt Hayes - Yes, a lot is hanging over X-Treme's head. Win and
reach a dream, but have blood on your hands. Or he could lose,
have his dreams crushed, but Kelly Lynn would still be alive.
X-Treme certainly has a lot on his mind going into this match.
***A loud hockey arena siren goes off and a loud voice echos
throughout the arena: "SUDDEN DEATH!" Then on cue,
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool plays. The arena darkens.
The people stand and await the Monster Champion. He emerges and
the crowd looks on in fright and awe. For he is SUDDEN DEATH! The
World Champion!***
Jamie K - Sudden Death must retain his title or the love of his
life dies.
Matt Hayes - Indeed..... Both men are in the ring now. Let's go
to Chris Watts for the introductions.
Chris Watts - Ladies and gentlemen this is the main event!... The
match will be fought under ICW Championship Rules.... Introducing
the challenger, from Minneapolis, Minnesota! Weighting in at 225
pounds. He is the inventor of The Creation! He is the only man
ever to have beaten both Luscious Larry and John Calvin Payne...
He is Eric "X-Treme" Bruce!
***The crowd cheers.***
Chris Watts - And now introducing the most overpowering World
Champion in ICW history.... From New York.... Weighing in at well
over 300 pounds of pure rage and anger. He is THE MONSTER
CHAMPION!.... He is fighting for Kelly Lynn's life tonight... HE
IS SUDDEN DEATH!
***The crowd tosses a massive amount of black and white streamers
into the ring and let out an intense pitch of cheering. The bell
rings, the crowd begins chanting: "Kelly Lynn."***
Matt Hayes - The match has started. The time has arrived. The
main event of the first ICW Pay per view since InternetSlam is
underway.
Jamie K - Listen to the crowd chant Kelly Lynn. This is truly a
special moment here. The two best ICW has to offer, squaring off
and a human life is at stake.
Matt Hayes - Not to mention X-Treme pschye and his dream. His
dream of becoming ICW World Champion.
Jamie K - But if he wins, Kelly dies. Can Eric Bruce, the man,
live with that thought?
Matt Hayes - I wouldn't be able to, but I am not Eric Bruce.
***Sudden Death and X-Treme are in a battling in a collar elbow
lock up. X-Treme wiggles around the leverage enough to trip
Sudden Death and send him to the mat. Sudden Death pushes X-Treme
back and gets back on his feet.***
Matt Hayes - X-Treme won the first battle of this great war
tonight.
***X-Treme charges at Sudden Death. Sudden Death blocks his
charge with a big boot right to the jaw. X-Treme twists in the
air and lands right on his neck. The crowd let's out a early
"holy shit" chant.***
Matt Hayes - My god what a big boot to the face! X-Treme went
into ROTATION!
Jamie K - That was what Clash calls, The Sudden Death of the
FACE!
Matt Hayes - Nice name. How many people did he have to pay to
come up with that?
Jamie K - Look at X-Treme hold his face and neck in pain... He is
going back and foruth holding one for a few moments.
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death is just standing there waiting for
X-Treme to attack.
Jamie K - AND HERE HE COMES!
Matt Hayes - And there he goes. X-Treme gets picked up and
sidewalk slammed down.
Jamie K - X-Trme rightfully rolls out of the ring to regroup. The
fans at ringside are certainly filling his ear with their
opinions.
***X-Treme slides into the ring wiht incident. Sudden Death and
X-Treme pace around each other. Encircling, waiting for the other
to strike.***
Matt Hayes - The mind games of a match.
Jamie K - Which one will strike?
***X-Treme fakes left and comes with a right hand right to Sudden
Death. IT CONNECTS. Sudden Death is knocked back a few steps.
X-Treme charges forward, he grabs Sudden Death is is SOMEHOW ABLE
TO BUST OFF A Mountain Man Suplex!***
Jamie K - MY GOD! How the hell did he do that to Sudden Death?
Matt Hayes - A Moutain Man Suplex! X-Treme must of used Sudden
Death's own weight against him there. But... Wow, what power from
X-Treme. TO be able to do that to Sudden Death. I didn't think
X-Treme had it in him.
***The crowd starts chanting "Eric Bruce" for some
reason after that great display from X-Treme.***
Matt Hayes - The fans with a odd chant right here.
Jamie K - Must be a large section of smarks out there.
***Sudden Death is up again. X-Treme allows Sudden Death to
gather himself. They pace around each other ***
Matt Hayes - X-Treme charges at Sudden Death again, X-Treme
certainly is the argressive one in this match.
Jamie K - Sudden Death is knocked back!
Matt Hayes - Yes, diving shoulder block from X-Treme sends Sudden
Death back a few feet. Here he coems again! Leather, wash,
repeat. Same result.
Jamie K - Here comes the Gorilla Monsoon line...
Matt Hayes - He tries it again but he went to the well one too
many times and is picked up by his neck. Sudden Death has X-Treme
hanging in the air by his neck. Sudden Death is just choking
away. All Sudden Death's rage over the whole Kelly Lynn
Blackmailing is being unleashed on X-Treme right now. I am
thinking Sudden Death has snapped.
Jamie K - You think? Really? How can you tell? His intense face?
His yelling? His animal like drooling?
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death is a scary sight right now people. If
there are small children in the room watching this, have them
look away.
Jamie K - Why would anyone allow their kids to watch ICW anyways?
Mature only damn it.
Matt Hayes - Indeed.
Jamie K - I loved how Johnny Cash's "When a Man Comes
Around" is the theme song for this event. Great song. Fits
Sudden Death's fight for love and life to a tee.
Matt Hayes - True... Sudden Death has just tossed X-Treme over
the top rope RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Jamie K - MY GOD!
***Crowd: "Holy Shit".***
Jamie K - What an insane bump. Just brutal!
Matt Hayes - X-Treme is hurt. That was sickening. Just brutal.
Sudden Death is just standing in the ring looking on in hate and
rage. Sudden Death is insane. He has snapped. The pressure of all
the things he has suffered through the last two months is driving
him mad.
Jamie K - Not what I think. I think this is Sudden Death's game
plan. To try to get a count out win. Watch and see. if X-Treme
makes it back into the ring again, Sudden Death will try to toss
him out again. Just like that. In brutal fashion.
Matt Hayes - X-Treme is moving around. The ref has his count up
to seven. Can he make it back into the ring in time?
Jamie K - It will be close.
Matt Hayes - X-Treme is on the apron. Sudden Death has finally
stopped his insane inner thoughts long enough to walk over to
X-Treme.
***Sudden Death bends over to pick X-Treme up, but X-Treme hits
Sudden Death with a low blow. The ref could not see it due to his
postion in the ring.***
Matt Hayes - The massive body of Sudden Death blocked the ref's
view from that low blow.
Jamie K - X-Treme went with a low blow.
***X-Treme springs forward with Sudden Death's arm in tow.
X-Treme has Sudden Death down on the mat in an arm bar.***
Matt Hayes - This arm bar looks pretty painful.
Jamie K - This brings back memories of Lee Stone against X-Treme.
Matt Hayes - Another classic right there fans.
***Sudden Death is trying to counter the move. First he tries to
roll it over, but fails. Next he tries to power out, but fails.
Finally he is going for the old; "Reach for the
Ropes".***
Matt Hayes - He is pretty far away from the ropes.
Jamie K - But Sudden Death is pretty tall. Let's see if he can
extend enough.
Matt Hayes - HE CAN'T REACH!
Jamie K - Sudden Death is in intense pain. The yelling....
Matt Hayes - Kelly Lynn's life could end right here!
Jamie K - Wait... What the hell? Sudden Death is yelling
"Kelly".
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death gets enough movement forward to reach
the ropes!
Jamie K - His love for Kelly helped him out of that move.
Matt Hayes - X-Treme is forced to break the hold.
***X-Treme" "Go flower your damn nuts ref!"***
Jamie K - Muhahhahahahhahahah! What is that some sort of Up North
Insult?
Matt Hayes - A title belt and a life is at line right now and you
are laughing?
Jamie K - Damn right.
Matt Hayes - X-Treme with the Russian Legsweep on Sudden Death.
X-Treme drops a quick elbow to the arm of Sudden Death. he then
follows up with another version of the arm bar.
Jamie K - Good thinking. Work on that arm.
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death is yelling out again.
***Sudden Death: "KELLY!"***
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death powers out of the arm bar by...
STANDING UP! MY GOD! Sudden Death slams X-Treme down to the mat.
Jamie K - I call that Dead Girling Up.... Aka Sudden Death using
the power of Kelly Lynn to "Hulk Up".
Matt Hayes - She isn't dead. Don't ever say that again. The
police will put an end to this whole situaltion. This can;t be
allowed to go on. Someone will stop Clash if Sudden Death loses.
I am sure...
Jamie K - Who you trying to con into thinking that? Me? Or
yourself?... I GOT A GIMMICK! Holy shit this is funny... After
Sudden Death loses tonight.... Clash can give Sudden Death Kelly
Lynn back as his manager..... Of course she would be dead.... And
they can come out to.... That damn Rob Zombie song about fucking
dead chicks.... GENIUS!
Matt Hayes - That is sick and twisted. And please don't say it
again. Clash may do it.
***Both men bounce off the ropes and BOTH CONNECT WITH LARIETS!
Both men are down. The ref is doing his ten count.***
Matt Hayes - WHAT A CAR CRASH!
Jamie K - Only with humans instead of cars.
Matt Hayes - The sound from that was just pure bone on bone
cracking. Just sick!
***Sudden Death is up. He bounces off the ropes and conencts with
the big leg drop of doom.***
Matt Hayes - He drops the leg!
Jamie K - OF DOOM!
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death goes for the cover....
1...
2...
Matt Hayes - X-Treme counters out of the pin and applies yet
another painful arm bar onto Sudden Death. He has it locked
in.... X-Treme has Sudden Death on his stomach. In the center of
the ring too. What can Sudden Death do to escape this move?
Jamie K - Damn good question.
Matt Hayes - .... What the hell? Sudden Death is slamming X-Treme
in the nose with the back of his head? I never seen this before.
Jamie K - Genius.
Matt Hayes - X-Treme's nose has been busted. his nose is broken!
Blood is gushing out!
Jamie K - They may have to stop this match due to blood loss.
Only a few moments and already there is more blood flowing than I
have ever seen in an ICW ring.
Matt Hayes - Yes, it is pretty gruesome in there right now.
Jamie K - My god... Sudden Death is going on with the
"reverse" headbunts. Wait... Sudden Death is bleeding
out of his ear right now.
Matt Hayes - All the reverse headbunts must be causing a facture
in his skull. Not good at all. Someone has to stop this match. We
got two men bleeding like two people in the ER after a near death
car crash.
Jamie K - And X-Treme still has that arm bar locked on.
Matt Hayes - STILL!
***The fans begin clapping for support of both men.***
Matt Hayes - The ring is being dyed a crimson red.
Jamie K - The ring attire of both men ahve long since passed that
point. Red, red, red everywhere. I see red.
Matt Hayes - The referee is going over to the ringside staff of
ICW. No doubt to discuss stopping the match due to blood loss.
Jamie K - If an ICW Pay Per View Main Event ends like that, we
will have a riot on our hands. The ref better think this over.
Matt Hayes - My god... X-Treme jsut passed out. X-Treme passed
out. Sudden Death rolls X-Treme over onto his back and crawls
over very slowly onto X-Treme....
Jamie K - The ref is still at ringside talking....
Matt Hayes - Sudden Death is covering X-Treme.... Wait, the time
keeper just told the ref. he turns around and slides as fast as
he can into the ring.
1....
2...
3
Matt Hayes - THREE! .... X-Treme kicks out just after three. Just
a half a second too late. X-Treme passes out again. He must of
been on total instinct.
Jamie K - Sudden Death did it! Kelly lynn lives on! Wow! What a
match!
Matt Hayes - It came down to which man could hold out the longest
after massive blood loss. What a match.
***The show ends with a close up shot of X-Treme's severly broken
nose.****
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Credit: Eric, Regan, and James Clash.