***The arena is abuzz with excitement. This is an event that has been in the making since Luscious Larry, ICW Champion, announced his purchasing of the IWCA out from under James Clash's nose and out of his pocket book. But now that is all to come to an end as tonight is the one night only ICW/IWCA UNIFICATION.***
***On hand tonight are all of the ICW and IWCA Champions, with surprises galore, and the biggest of all events that both the ICW and IWCA have been involved with.***
***At the commentator's position we find that both factions are being represented tonight in the form of Matt Hayes for the ICW and Jerry Ross for the IWCA. Of course the announcer for tonight is also getting to split responsibilities as ICW announcer Chris Watts shares the duties tonight with IWCA announcer Mike R. Fone.***
{Matt Hayes} Folks, tonight is an honor just to be sitting here, as tonight ICW and IWCA will be melded into one unit.
{Jerry Ross} Not only that, but the ICW and IWCA titles will be unified.
{Hayes} Hence the name UNIFICATION. Let's go to the ring.
***Before any announcing of the part of Mike R. Fone can be done, "Just So Luscious" plays from the sound system and out steps Luscious Larry and his fiance Ana.***
{Larry} Before we get going with tonight's matches I have been told that Storm is still recuperating in the hospital and will not be here tonight. Therefore he will not be able to compete in the Tag Team Title unification match. But as one half of the IWCA Tag Team Champions, and IWCA owner, I am entitled to name a suitable replacement for Storm. As of right now I have not found that person, but by the time the match comes up, I will have that replacement found. Now Mike, on with the show.
***Larry and Ana head back behind the curtain, and the music for the next wrestler's entrance begins. It starts with heart beats, slowly building as the sound of a heart monitor begins, and then goes flatlining, and ending up with an explosion and "If You Dare" plays through out the arena.***
{Mike R. Fone} The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IWCA Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, representing the IWCA, Brock Lesnar.
***Lesnar enters the ring to a mix of boos and cheers, as no one knows quite where he stands. Next, the arena sound system goes quiet before "Mad Man Himself" plays, and out steps James Clash, IWCA Intercontinental Champion, and ICW owner.***
{Fone} And his opponent, representing the ICW, he is the IWCA Intercontinental Champion, and the owner of the ICW, James Clash.
{Hayes} This should be a good match. Clash is a well rounded wrestler.
{Ross} But Brock Lesnar is just a mountain of muscle.
{Hayes} Hey, look who's standing at the top of the entryway.
{Ross} It's Kyler Mason, ICW Commissioner.
{Kyler Mason} Before we get going with this match, I just want to say that any ICW wrestler that chooses to interfere in any of tonight's matches will be suspended until further notice.
***Kyler leaves from the entry way as Clash is left in the ring seemingly rather upset.***
{Hayes} What do you think Jerry, did Kyler just ruin Clash's back-up plan?
{Ross} Well, seeing as to how Clash has been buddy/buddy with Bubba Frost lately I wouldn't be surprised.
***In the ring, Clash is yelling back up at the entryway at Mason who is no longer there. This gives Lesnar the perfect opportunity to get the drop on Clash. He clubs the ICW owner in the back of the head, knocking him out of the ring. On the outside, Clash attempts to pull Brock out to the ring side area too, but Brock is too strong and grabs Clash by the head and pulls him back into the ring.***
{Ross} What a display of power by Lesnar.
{Hayes} He better hope he can keep it up.
***Lesner tries to power Clash into the ring, but Clash clotheslines Brock with the top rope and then climbs back into the ring. The IWCA representative is gasping, and grasping at his throat as Clash gives him a DDT and goes for a pin. He only gets a two count as Lesnar launches Clash off of himself to a huge crowd reaction. Clash tries to stay on the offensive, but gets thrown into a corner by the powerhouse. Lesnar follows up with a power slam in the center of the ring.***
{Hayes} He's just picking Clash apart.
{Ross} I almost feel bad that this is a one night deal for this guy. He'd be a great asset in either the ICW or the IWCA.
***Lesnar picks up Clash and lifts the champion over his head in a guerilla slam and drops him to the arena floor. Clash lands in a heap, and does not move. When the ref's count gets up to seven, Lesner climbs out of the ring and goes after Clash again. Clash has not moved since he was dropped by Brock, and Brock goes under the ring, pulls out a table and sets it up in the ring.***
{Ross} What does Lesnar think he's doing?
{Hayes} It looks like he's ready to destroy Clash. Remember, when Double L signed him, Larry said that Brock could get every chance he wanted to do just that.
{Ross} But this is just insane. Not even Larry would want him to go this far.
***Back at ring side, Brock is lifting up Clash and tossing the motionless champion back in the ring. Lesnar then sets Clash up for a powerbomb that the ref trys to talk him out of. The ref is unsuccessful as Lesnar Jacknifes Clash right into the table as the ref calls for the bell.***
{Hayes} I think Brock did that intentionally.
{Ross} I think you're right Matt. It looks like Brock was more interested in hurting Clash than winning the IWCA Intercontinental Championship.
{Hayes} You know what that means then don't you? Clash goes on to the unification match against the ICW United States Champion Shadow Kidd.
{Ross} I'm getting word from in back that Kelly Lynn has just arrived at the arena.
***Kelly Lynn is shown coming in from outside the arena and is met by Kyler Mason. He whispers something in her ear and they go off away from the camera.***
{Hayes} So much for getting her comments on her match with Anita Mann for the Women's unification match.
{Chris Watts} This is the first of our unification matches. Scheduled for one fall this contest is for the ICW Welterweight, and the IWCA Lightheavyweight Championships. Introducing first, representing the IWCA, he is the IWCA Lightheavyweight Champion, J. Bronie.
***Creed's "Bullets" plays over the sound system and IWCA Lightheavyweight Champion J. Bronie heads down to the ring area. Once he gets there Kid Rock's "Cocky" begins in earnest and the crowd goes wild as Firestorm heads to the ring with his two Jugglettes.***
{Watts} And his opponent, representing the ICW, he is the ICW Welterweight Champion, and one half of the ICW tag team champions, Firestorm.
{Ross} I don't know how much of a match this is going to be. Bronie hasn't had a match since Kimonus sold the IWCA, at first we thought it was to Clash.
{Hayes} But now we know that Larry secretly bought it out from under Clash.
***J. Bronie tries to get the better of Firestorm with a shot to the head with his title belt. But Firestorm ducks under and hits a martial arts style back kick to Bronie who falls back into the ropes and ends up with his arms trapped between them.***
{Hayes} That can't be good for Bronie. All Firestorm has to do now is wear him out.
{Ross} I don't think Firestorm would want a win like that. Thus far he's been very honorable in his matches.
***Back in the ring, Firestorm bounces off the opposite ropes and clotheslines Bronie over the top rope, and goes over with him. On the outside, Bronie manages to gain a measure of offense as he whips Firestorm into the steel steps. The crowd responds with an audible "Ohhh!" Bronie then sends Firestorm back into the ring and climbs to the top rope, most likely to try to hit the Bronz Splash.***
{Hayes} Firestorm is at a real disadvantage now.
{Ross} Too true, he still has to wrestle again in the tag team unification match tonight.
{Hayes} And if Bronie manages to injure Firestorm here in this match, who knows what that means for the tag titles.
{Ross} Let's hope we don't find out.
***In the ring Bronie is going for his Bronz Splash, but Firestorm moves out of the way at the last second. Firestorm gets up, as does Bronie who is clutching at his stomach when all of a sudden . . .***
{Hayes} The Skorch!!! Firestorm just hit the Skorch on J. Bronie!!!
{Ross} He covers, 1-2-3!!! Firestorm has just unified the ICW Welterweight and the IWCA Lightheavyweight Championships!!!
***Kid Rock's "Cocky" plays again as Firestorm celebrates in the ring with his Jugglettes.***
{Ross} I'm just getting this now. James Clash has been taken away to a near by hospital due to some internal injuries caused by his match with Brock Lesner. They are saying that he won't be able to compete in his unification match against Shadow Kidd. We hope to have some sort of update on his condition by the end of the show.
{Hayes} On a lighter note, it looks like Jae Chang has caught up with Kelly Lynn and Kyler Mason in back.
***The camera switches to the backstage interview area where Jae Chang stands with Kelly Lynn, the ICW Women's Champion, who has her arms wrapped around Kyler Mason***
{Jae Chang} Now Kelly, we are just moments away from your match with Anita Mann to unify the ICW and IWCA Women's titles. But we haven't seen you in a match for some time.
{Kelly Lynn} So? What's wrong with that? I've been working out with Kyler here for the last few weeks.
{Chang} I don't think playing "Pearl Harbor" really counts as working out.
{Kyler Mason} Then why don't we let Kelly's actions speak for themselves.
***Kyler and Kelly walk off on Jae Chang, leaving him with an astonished look on his face. Back in the ring, Firestorm and his entourage have finally headed back to make way for the next match.***
{Fone} The following contest, scheduled for one fall is to unify the ICW and IWCA Women's Championships.
***For some crazy sense of comedy, Britney Spears' "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" plays over the sound system, and from the back steps IWCA Women's Champion Anita Mann.***
{Fone} Introducing first, representing the IWCA, the IWCA Women's Champion, Anita Mann.
{Hayes} Who's idea was it that Anita's entrance music would be this?
{Ross} I'm not sure, but it sure is making Anita mad.
***Anita gets in the ring, and right away "Get Naked" by Methods of Mayhem burst forth and the crowd is on its feet. They give an excitement that is normally reserved for legends such as Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Ric Flair, but this is for none of them, this is for Kelly Lynn.***
{Fone} And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by the Commissioner of the ICW, representing the ICW, she is the ICW Women's Champion, Kelly Lynn.
{Ross} This should be interesting, two women that haven't had a match in some time.
{Hayes} And with the absence of the IWCA until recently, I'm going to have to put my money on Kelly.
***The two women circle each other in the ring for a short time before locking up in the classic collar-elbow tie up. Kelly then manages to back Anita into a corner. They give a semi-clean break as Anita comes across with a forearm shot to Kelly's face.***
{Ross} What a cheap shot by Anita.
{Hayes} She never did play fair in a match.
***Anita then manages to back Kelly into the opposite corner, and starts thrusting her shoulder into Kelly's midsection. The IWCA Women's Champion then sends the ICW Women's Champion into the opposite corner, which Kelly Lynn is able to reverse.***
{Hayes} And Kelly with a reversal.
{Ross} She's ready to do some damage to the IWCA Women's title holder.
{Hayes} Deservedly so, someone needs to put her in her place.
***Kelly pulls Anita out of the corner and attempts a suplex, but Anita turns it around and hits a reverse DDT on Kelly, and then goes for the pin. Kelly manages to kick out at 2, but Anita stays right on her and applies her MannEater submission move (modified Boston Crab), but they are too close to the ropes and Kelly manages to grab the bottom rope.***
{Ross} Sad to say it, but Anita almost won the match right then.
{Hayes} But she didn't, Kelly was able to grab the bottom rope and get the move broken.
***Anita picks up Kelly and tries to get a DDT, but Kelly reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex, and gets a two count. Anita and Kelly have trouble getting up after the move, but eventually both women are on their feet. Kelly staggers for a bit and then runs to the ropes and hits a dropkick on Anita Mann. Kelly covers and gets another two count.***
{Ross} That should have been a three count.
{Hayes} I agree, but it was only counted as a two.
***As Kelly and Kyler argue with the referee, Anita climbs to the top rope and lies in wait for Kelly Lynn to turn around. Right when she does Anita comes off the top rope with a hurricanrana move and goes for the cover.***
{Hayes} Where's the ref?
{Ross} Still arguing with Kyler.
{Hayes} Well, here comes Anita to argue the point with him.
{Ross} She's going to try, and has the ref's attention. But from behind, it's Kelly with a schoolboy.
{Hayes} Wouldn't it be more acurately a "schoolgirl?"
***In the ring, with the roll-up Kelly gets the much anticipated three count, winning the match and unifying the ICW and IWCA Women's Championships.***
{Hayes} Well, coming up next is the tag team unification match. Firestorm, while not only the undisputed Welterweight Champion, is also one half of the ICW tag team champions.
{Ross} And from what I understand he and Hektik are in back with Jae Chang.
***The camera switches again to the backstage interview area. Hektik and Firestorm are standing there with their championship belts prominently displayed.***
{Chang} Firestorm, Hektik, we are just moments away from your title unification match. And as we know it was supposed to be against Luscious Larry and Storm, but Storm has not been cleared to wrestle tonight, what are your reations?
{Hektik} Don't care, he's just another face that we would have had to go through.
{Firestorm} It's unfortunate. I was hoping that it would be the team, and if Larry goes for it alone, well, who knows.
***Out in the arena "Just So Luscious" hits and Firestorm and Hektik look shocked as the camera switches back to the arena.***
{Ross} Well this is a surprise.
{Hayes} Yes it is. Hey what's Larry carrying to the ring with him?
{Ross} Looks like one of the title belts.
***Larry gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.***
{Larry} Before we get to our tag team unification match, I have to say that James Clash will not be able to compete in the United States and Intercontinental Championship unification match. The injuries he sustained in his match against Brock Lesnar have placed him in the hospital. Therefore, can I get Shadow Kidd out here, the ICW United States Champion?
***"Mindsfield" by Prodigy plays from the arena sound system and out steps the ICW United States Champion, Shadow Kidd. He stands at the top of the ramp and lifts the U.S. title high over his head before continuing on down the ramp and into the ring, face to face with Luscious Larry.***
{Kidd} Yeah, what do you want from me.
{Larry} Shadow Kidd, tonight was supposed to be a night where you get to wrestle in a match to determine the unified ICW U.S./IWCA Intercontinental Champion. However, due to the injuries earlier tonight, James Clash won't be able to wrestle against you.
{Kidd} Can you get to the point already.
{Larry} I am. As I said, Clash won't be wrestling here tonight again, therefore he forfiets his title belt. So as the owner of the IWCA, I present you with the IWCA Intercontinental Championship belt. Congratulations Shadow Kidd.
***Larry hands the IWCA Intercontinental Championship belt to Shadow Kidd, who raises both his championships to the crowd and then heads back up the ramp and behind the curtain.***
{Larry} Now, as for the matter of our last contest here, the tag team unification match, I have found tonight's replacement for Storm. May I give to you, the former owner of the IWCA, Kimonus.
***"@$$hole" a song made famous by Dennis Leary, plays from the arena's sound system and the former owner of the IWCA heads down to the ring as Storm's replacement.***
{Ross} That's a rather peculiar choice for Larry.
{Hayes} I have to agree, wouldn't the IWCA's Clark S. Kent, or Kent Pea, or Mr. Mann, former IWCA tag champions have done better than Kimonus?
{Ross} Well, he is also a former Hardcore Champion too. Let's got to Watts for the rest of the introductions.
{Watts} Their opponents, the ICW Tag Team Champions . . .
***For a moment the arena is silent awaiting the introduction of the ICW Tag Team Champions. Then all of a sudden "Southwest Song" by ICP hits and the crowd is on their feet cheering like crazy.***
{Watts} Hektik and the undisputed ICW Welterweight Champion, Firestorm.
{Ross} I can't wait to see how this one plays out. But what will happen if Larry and Kimonus win the ICW tag titles tonight?
{Hayes} I see your point considering Larry and Kyler have an ICW tag title match on Primetime.
***In the ring, Kimonus starts out against Hektik. Hektik gives Kimonus a boot to the stomach and then sends him into the ropes. Kimonus tries to hit a clothesline after ducking a forearm shot from Hektik. He misses his own move and then Hektik gives Kimonus a back body drop. Hektik tries to capitalize, but Kimonus moves out of the way and tags in Larry.***
{Hayes} I don't think that Kimonus could beat Hektik in a one on one encounter.
{Ross} Very astute, and they never got the chance.
***Larry comes charging at Hektik and is easily avoided. Hektik gives Larry a body slam and then tags in Firestorm, who then gives Larry a DDT and goes for a cover only getting a two count.***
{Hayes} Too early for a pinfall.
{Ross} Especially against the undisputed ICW Champion.
***Firestorm backs Larry into a neutral corner and then whips him to the opposite corner. Firestorm comes in with his head lowered for a shoulder into Larry's gut, but Larry moves out of the way and Firestorm slides between the top and middle turnbuckle and hits the turnbuckle post.***
{Ross} That mistake could become the turning point of this match.
{Hayes} Possibly. Larry looks to make the tag, but look at this, Kimonus is ignoring his tag team partner.
{Ross} Why would he want to do something like that?
***Larry starts arguing with Kimonus who won't even acknowledge him. Larry then gets blind sided by Hektik, whom Firestorm has tagged in. As Hektik starts pummelling the IWCA tag champion, Kimonus climbs off the ring and grabs one of the tag title belts. Kimonus then climbs back in the ring as the ref is arguing with Hektik about a move that he has used.***
***With the ref's back turned Kimonus takes advantage and hits Larry flush across the face with the title belt and then uses his "Corporate Control," a modified version of the Angle Slam, on the ICW Champion. Kimonus then slides out of the ring, and as Larry staggers to get up he gets hit by a Breakdown from Hektik. The ICW tag champion then covers Larry and gets a three count.***
{Hayes} What is with Kimonus
{Ross} I don't know, but Larry sure won't be happy.
{Watts} The winners of the match, and the Undisputed ICW/IWCA Tag Team Champions, Firestorm and Hektik.
{Ross} I don't know if I agree with the circumstances to the win.
{Hayes} I just want to know what's up with Kimonus's actions here tonight?
{Ross} Looks like we get our wish, he's got a microphone.
***In the ring Kimonus stands over Luscious Larry, a big smile on his face.***
{Kimonus} Look at me you jack@$$! Hey!
***Kimonus fiercely slaps Larry across the face.***
{Kimonus} I said look at me. You want to be the owner of the IWCA, you want to be MY BOSS!!! I don't think so. Who do you think made it possible for tonight Larry? It wasn't you, it surely wasn't Clash on his own. No, it was me working in conjuction with Clash. Why do you think he even allowed this event in the first place? He wanted the IWCA gone the moment that he paid me for it, but no, you had to usurp that and sign the damn paperwork yourself! How does it feel b*tch to be one upped by the two most influential people you have ever known! I am ICW now, it's in my blood and Kyler there is nothing you can do. Until midnight tonight, I am still technically IWCA, but I answer only to Clash!!!
{Hayes} My goodness. Jerry, did you hear that?
{Ross} You bet I did. And here I thought that Kimonus would want his baby to live. Who would have thought it?
***From there the camera closes in on Kimonus as he looks at the downed Luscious Larry. Soon, as the camera is seemingly at it's closest to Kimonus's face, it fades out and displays prominently "ICW" and below that "LIVES FOREVER".***
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