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Oreo Cookie
Lover?
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of eating
Oreos:
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1. The whole thing all at
once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles
examining the results of each bite
afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk,
coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the
cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the
cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the
inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat
them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I
don't like Oreo.
Just be honest for the
surprising results
Your OREO Personality
Results:
- The
whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon,
you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust
you with their children.
- One
bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4
billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just
like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry,
you're normal.
- Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules.
You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every
detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal
retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed limit.
- Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you
get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do
and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides
run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you
good.
- Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are
always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and
rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial
about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards
narcotic addiction.
- Twisted apart, the inside, and then the
cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take
pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work,
though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy
all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement
when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit
deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
- Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the
cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay
off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are
greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got
yours.
- Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy
pain.
- I
just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away
from small furry animals and seek professional medical help -
immediately.
- I
don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo
cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like
to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are
particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear.
Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
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HOW ADULTS ENJOY AN
OREO
1- Take the phone off the hook.
2- Fill a small to medium plate with Oreo
cookies.
3-Pour yourself a glass of your favorite red
or white wine.
If you can't decide, opt for the recipe below.
4- Take a sip or two of the wine.
5- Break an Oreo cookie in half.
6- Scrape the white stuff over your lower
teeth, letting it slowly melt in your mouth.
7- Swish some wine in your mouth.
8- Dunk the cookie halves, one at a time, into
the wine, and munch on them slowly.
9- Close your eyes and moan.
10- Repeat steps as needed.
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Oreo Cookie Drink Special
Ingredients:
Mixing instructions:
Layer Kahlua, Creme de Cacao, and Bailey's (on top), then
top with a splash of vodka.
Served in a shot glass and can be substituted for
the above
Wine | |
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