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1. In the company of feminists,
coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b)
Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna
town
2.
You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've
both shared:
a) Your views about
what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test
results
c) Five tequila
slammers
3.
You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes
first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss
Sports Center (Sky)
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the
kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b)
Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c)
Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out
about
5.
Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
with
is:
a) The best part of the
experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100
extra
6.
Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last
month. You tell her that it is:
a)
Not a concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your
gym
c) A conservative
estimate
7.
You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A
myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A
moron
8.
Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b)
Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park
ride
9.
Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying
at the end of a relationship?
a)
"I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now.
Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to
Dumpsville. Population:
You."
10.
A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a)
Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that
sort
of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of
time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place
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