"Is it possible to have so much Cannabis you actually become a time traveller?"
"...watching from the shadows like some sort of ...git"
"I am X of unspecified gender"
"I defend my right to be a slag"
"I am so ladylike"
"My quotes have killed my computer!"
"It'll be like 'Murder on the Orient Express', except with orchestras"
"You kick me?! I'll...very slowly...turn around"
"I await your arrival with baited traps!"
"I'm a man... we don't do commitment!"
"I've got big bones - it's a glandular thing"
"Stop looking at me with that tone of voice!"
"I'm honoured, and mentally ill"
Steve summarises Nic, in Nic's own words: "watching the shadows like a ladylike slag of unspecified gender"
Rikisms!
"I haven't done any Maths yet. It's been one year."
"Are the Christ Church beagles the people who hunt?"
one from Chutikarn...
"I do meditation. I can kick you in the nuts"
and a very nice philosophy from Kerry
"If we all got paid for doing things we enjoyed, everyone would be happy and the world would be a wonderful place."
"Computers these days...they've reached the stage of badgers, or hedgehogs, or some other kind of hibernating animal."
"Strong in the beige side of the force!" (re Nic)
"I'd eat people too, if I didn't think it was unhygienic"
"Dr Morris was my family doctor until about five years ago. He's dead now"
"Just casually discussing death by prawn related salad"
Rob's birthday quotes
Martin (to Rob, on his birthday):"When was your birthday last year?"
Rob (re his lightsabre): "It's dangerous"
Kerry (re Rob's lightsabre): "Insert batteries, switch on, lop off opponent's head"
and one from the webmistress
"It's amazing how much you spend on clothes when you pop out to Sainsbury's for some milk"
"I'd like to be cryogenically frozen. Not now, obviously, I'm busy."