One summer, a Jewish man moved into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Jew would drive the Catholics crazy because, while they were eating fish, he would be outside grilling steaks. The Catholics asked him to stop, in fact, they tried to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Jew to a priest who sprinkled holy water on the Jew and intones:
. . . "Born a Jew
. . . Raised a Jew
. . . Now a Catholic."
The Catholics were ecstatic. No more steak aroma filling the air every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again filled the neighborhood. The Catholics rushed over to the Jew's house in order to remind him of his new Catholic "diet." When they arrived, they saw him standing over the grill. He was sprinkling water on the meat as they heard him say...
. . . "Born a cow
. . . Raised a cow
. . . Now a fish."