You know you're a computer addict when...

1. You see something funny & scream, "LOL, LMAO, ROFL, OMG"

2. You sign off & your screen says you were on for 3 days & 45 minutes.

3. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get PMs.

4. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

5. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

6. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

7. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

8. When someone asks you what you just said, you say "Scroll up".

9. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

10. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

11. You look at an annoying person off line & wish that you had your ignore button handy.

12. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.

13. You sit on Yahoo for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

14. You get up in the morning & go online before getting your coffee.

15. You end your sentences with ..... 3 or more periods.......

16. You think faster than the computer.

17. You enter a room & get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} & **kisses**.

18. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

19. You say BRB while on the phone.

20. You are fluent in typo & consider it your second language.

21. The only Family you send Christmas & Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

22. When you decline a real date with a live person cause your cyber boyfriend (whom you've never met) is waiting online for you.

23. When your acrylic nails are shorter then when you had them put on 2 weeks ago, or you don't even get them done anymore, because acrylics make it hard to type.

24. When you have to clean your keyboard with a Q-tip to dislodge the food particles.

25. When the letters come off your keyboard from excessive use.

26. You go on to "check mail" for 4 hours at a time.

27. You have been late for work because something happened online.

28. You talk about cyber people more than people not online.

29. You can't talk on the phone without calling them by their screen names.

30. More than 60 % of your friends are from Yahoo.

31. Your actual significant other is from Yahoo, & but you've never met or only once or twice.

32. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber love.

33. You say you're tired of Yahoo, yet still sign on faithfully for hours.

34. You talk to your computer screens (with no microphone)

35. You use computer lingo at work/school by accident.

36. The 1st & last things that they during the day are Online.

37. They cry over things online.

38. You find it impossible to not state what action you are doing. (ie. LMAO @, RME, QQn @)

39. You meet some one you like offline & wish they had a profile for you to read so you can get to know their personality a little better.

40. Your typing skills improve. You can type better then your secretary at work.

41. You get more mail delivered from your server than your postman.

42. You re-enter a room in your house & say "BACK"

43. You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom & turn on your computer instead.

44. You log on & are immediately hit with 10 PM's from people who have you on their buddy list.

45. You constantly find yourself doing things you said you would never do when you 1st got online.

46. You understand the humor in this page because you've committed these acts yourself.