Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all *itch.

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"