*yeah in this sense means stupid and odd at the same time
- Brian Molko, Lead Singer Of Placebo
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- WC Fields
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
- Mark Twain
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobol.
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
- Dick Cavett.
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet."
- Oliver Herford.
"All are lunatics, but (s)he who can analyse his/her delusions is called a philosopher"
- Ambrose Bierce.
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
- Albert Einstein
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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"Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them."
- Aristotle
"Happiness depends upon ourselves."
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
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