The fans are wild as we're here ready to start the CZW's first ever PPV, A Higher Level of Pain! President Zandig is in the ring now ready to greet our fans.
Zandig: Welcome everyone to A Higher Level of Pain. I would like to start off by thanking a few people who have put in so much hardwork over the last few months to make th--
The lights blink and then turn a shade of blue as snowflakes start to fall from the sky. There is a roaring of motorcycle engines and several cyclists tear out of the entry way. Who are those two in front?? Could that be Ice Cold and Maxx Harold from FWF fame? Yes it is! And that's Rick Harold and Flea with them! It's the ICEAGE!! What are they doing here!? The crowd is booing like crazy. This can't be good! They all dismount their bikes and climb into the ring circling Zandig. They eye him and each are laughing. Rick Harold actually barks a few times! Maxx Harold snatches the mic from Zandig's hand.
Maxx: Zandig, stand there and shutup. We'll get to you in a minute. I see all our loyal fans still remember us from the old Fed Family. We've came here to the CZW to take over. Originally we were just going to kick some butt and take all the belts, but Zandig was taking too long to bring us out, so now we're taking over more than the belts. We're taking over the entire federation.
Ice Cold: It's time for the return of the ICEWF, and to start things off we're going to have an impromptu match. Zandig, are you ready for a fight?
All four men of the ICEAGE laugh as the lights turn back to normal and Teddy Hart's music begins to play. Teddy Hart!? Teddy Hart has returned, he shouldn't have even been able to get past security! Here he comes. Zandig doesn't look too happy. Hart climbs into the ring and Zandig begins to mouth off, Hart slaps him across the face. Ice Cold laughs horrifically while the rest of the ICEAGE chuckle. They exit the ring and leave Hart to beat Zandig to a bloody pulp. What does this mean!? We have to go to commercial, we'll be back for our first REAL match in a moment!
Eddie RaVeN is up again. Mikkel Christensen bites Eddie RaVeN's arm out of desparation. Christensen applies the clawhold on Eddie RaVeN. Eddie RaVeN nails Christensen with a double underhook suplex. He then climbs to the top and hits him with a somersault splash on Christensen. Eddie RaVeN gets back to his feet. Christensen is up again. Eddie RaVeN locks the figurefour Leglock on Mikkel Christensen. The referee is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) Eddie RaVeN breaks the hold.
Eddie RaVeN nails Christensen with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Eddie RaVeN gets up. Mikkel Christensen gets up. Eddie RaVeN grabs Christensen's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. The referee is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Eddie RaVeN breaks the hold. Christensen sends Eddie RaVeN into the referee, and he goes down. The ref looks to be out cold! Mikkel Christensen pulls RaVeN's hair. Mikkel Christensen grabs Eddie RaVeN's leg and takes him down. Mikkel's mother, Clady Christensen runs to the ring. Clady Christensen punches Christensen repeatedly. "Clady!" chants start. Clady Christensen kicks Christensen in the back of the leg. Mikkel's mother executes a neckbreaker on Eddie RaVeN. Eddie RaVeN gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Clady. Ms. Christensen sees the ref coming to and quickly runs out of the ring and through the crowd. The referee gets up. Mikkel Christensen piledrives Eddie RaVeN. Eddie RaVeN gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Christensen. "Eddie Sucks!" chants start in the crowd. Christensen hits Eddie RaVeN with "The Block!". Christensen hooks the leg. The referee counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3!!!!
Winner: Mikkel Christensen!!!
Both men are up again. Flea takes a slap to the face from Lion . The Flea knifehand chops Hawaiin. Hawaiin kicks Flea in the groin. Hawaiin trys for a spine buster but Flea avoids it. Hawaiin Lion with an illegal chokehold on Flea. The Lion gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. He climbs to his feet. Flea jabs . Lion spinning mule kicks Flea. Now Flea standing. Flea hits a flying karate chop right to Hawaiin's neck. Lion trys for a slingshot bodyblock but Flea avoids it.
Hawaiin Lion executes the jumping sidekick on Flea. Flea gets up. The Flea grabs Hawaiin Lion's arm and strkes his chest. Lion with a high crossbody on The Flea. Hawaiin Lion is up again. The Flea climbs to his feet. Flea gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Flea gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Flea kicks out.
Flea moves back to his feet. Flea goes up to the top and comes down on Hawaiin Lion with an asai leg lariat. "Flea sucks" chants start in the crowd. Flea and Hawaiin Lion go to the floor
Mike Lloyd starts the count (.1) Flea goes off the top nailing Hawaiin with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Flea gets back to his feet. Hawaiin is back on his feet. The Flea and Hawaiin Lion move back into the ring. Flea puts Lion on the top rope and executes a superplex. The Flea is back on his feet. Lion is back on his feet. gets hit with a dragon scerw from Flea. Flea gets up. The Flea puts Hawaiin in an arm grapevine submission. "Flea sucks" chants start in the crowd. Hawaiin is fighting the submission. He's breaking out of it. Elbows to Flea's gut. Lion off the ropes, cross body. Lion is up, he's going for the Lion Tamer... Can he turn him?! Yes, yes!!! Flea is tapping. Referee Mike Lloyd calls for the bell. This one is over, folks!
Winner: Hawaiin Lion
BBW then locks in a sleeper hold but HHH fights his way back to his feet and elbows repeatedly till BBW lets him go. HHH bounces off the ropes but BBW nails him with a dropkick. BBW then locks in a triangle choke. HHH tries slowly to get to the ropes and just as he does, BBW lets him go, pulls him back in the center of the ring and locks in the triangle choke again. Once again, HHH slowly gets to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope. The referee has to count to 6 till BBW lets go of the hold. BBW drags HHH back into the center and locks in the triangle choke again but this time HHH gets on his feet and charges backwards in order to hit BBW's back in the turnbuckle! HHH then grabs BBW and goes for a suplex but BBW gets out of it and nails a DDT on HHH! BBW stomps on HHH and then picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. BBW then charges at him with a back elbow to the neck. BBW whips him to the opposite corner and runs along and hits a clothesline on HHH in the corner.
BBW puts HHH on top of the corner and climbs up and sets HHH for a superplex but HHH punches on BBW's stomach and finally punches him on the face to knock him down on the mat. HHH then climbs on the top and turns around and flies off with a corkscrew moonsault! HHH, obviously hurt from the move as well, lies on the mat and then crawls over BBW for a cover and the ref counts 1..2..BBW kicks out! Both men are down as the referee is counting them out and they slowly start to get up after 4. HHH gets up first and goes after BBW with straight right hands and then bounces off the ropes for a clothesline but BBW ducks and hits HHH with a half-nelson suplex. BBW covers HHH and the referee counts 1..2..HHH barely gets his shoulder up!
The Wolf cannot believe it and snarls at the ref as he picks up HHH but HHH starts fighting back with rights and lefts and whips BBW towards the ropes but BBW reverses the irish whip and goes for a clothesline but HHH ducks and bounces off the ropes and hits BBW with a devastating neck-breaker! BBW gets up but HHH gets up first and hits BBW with a dropkick to take him down again! HHH picks up BBW and whips him across the ropes and bounces on the ropes as well and delivers a stunning hurricarana! HHH then goes into a corner to rest and then waits for BBW to get up. He gets himself ready for BBW and as BBW gets up and turns towards HHH, HHH nails BBW with a superkick. HHH hooks the leg and the ref counts 1..2..BBW barely kicks out! HHH then picks up BBW and puts his wooly head in between HHH's knees. He is looking for the Pedigree, this could be it! Suddenly the BBW grabs HHH's legs and struggles to stand straight up, throwing HHH over his head and behind him. He does it but HHH is back up. BBW hits the ropes and fires a clothesline at HHH, it fails to take the man down! Off the ropes again with another clothesline, Helmsley looks stunned! The Wolf pauses at the ropes and lowers himself like a football player. He paws at the ground and howls before taking off at a dead run. He hits HHH with the biggest headbutt to the chest the CZW has ever seen! He may have broken HHH's breastbone, folks! HHH flys halfway across the ring before thudding down. The Wolf covers him. 1... 2... 3...! This insane monster has done it!! He's done it!! The ref is trying to take the Wolf's hand but he just kneels over Helmsely and snarls, what is he doing!? He's pulling something from his tights.
What is this? Someone is trying to get over the barricade. Some man in a mask; those wolves will eat him alive! He has some kind of plastic sack in his hand, he's taking something out... Steaks, he has steaks! He's giving them to the wolves, those mangy wolves are licking his hands. He's getting a chair and slowly sneaking into the ring, who is this man!? BBW is still bent over HHH. The furry creature is putting a pig nose on HHH, just like Evolution were wearing in their interview! He doesn't see the masked man, he doesn't see him as he laughs sadistically at HHH.
BAM! He crumples with a chair across his back. The masked man hits the Wolf a few more times for good measure before disappearing into the crowd. The camera pans to the entrance and we see Mike Davis standing and laughing... Could this be the man he alluded to in his interview!? I'm sorry folks but we have to take another commercial break.
Winner: The Big Bad Wolf
"My Own Prison" by Creed begins to play and Maxx Harold struts out to the ring. He is wearing a stylish blue suit from the early nineties without a tie and his hair is pulled back into a pony tail. He has a microphone and a belt across his shoulder. He climbs into the Ring.
Maxx: Now that the ICEAGE is here we're changing a few things about this place. First off, no more Ironman Belt. Why? Because I get too freaking bored watching some of these morons slug it out in what they call a wrestling match. So here we have the Intercontinental Title, but don't worry we're not going to make you sit through some long tournament to have a match. The winner of this match will be awarded the belt. And even though I don't like it, because I'm such a nice guy, I'll let this remain an Ironman match. May the best moron, I mean man, win.
Maxx jumps down from the ring and waits by ringside, yawning.
Evolution's music plays. Evolution comes to the ring led by Orton. The founds boo as Flair struts around the ring. Suddenly the lights become dark and an eerie silence hangs as we see a barbed wire crucifix on the ICEtron. Martyr makes his way slowly to the ring carrying the horrible object the ICEtron displays. He pauses at the edge of the ring and glances slowly to each member of Evolution. Everyone exits the ring but Orton and Martyr slides in. Before Martyr is even up Orton is stomping on him. He pulls Martyr to his feet.
Martyr gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Orton. Martyr walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) The Prince of Darkness gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. The Prince of Darkness hits a flying karate chop right to Randy's neck. Randy Orton executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Martyr. Randy executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Prince of Darkness. Randy Orton stands up. The Prince of Darkness gets up. The Prince of Darkness climbs to the top and hits Randy with a flying clothesline. The Prince of Darkness is back on his feet. Randy gets up. Orton hits Martyr with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Randy Orton measures Martyr up and drops a closed fist. Orton is up again. Randy grabs Martyr and applies an arm wrench.
The Prince of Darkness climbs to his feet. Martyr gets hit with a back heel kick. Martyr gets hit with the shooting star press from Orton. Allan Seaton counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Martyr escapes. Martyr gets back to his feet. Randy Orton is nailed with a dropkick from the top rope by Martyr. Martyr flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Orton hits a jumping elbow hrust on The Prince of Darkness. Martyr takes a jumping elbow thrust.
Randy Orton stomps Martyr. Martyr climbs to his feet. Martyr hits him with a back fist. Randy Orton hits The Prince of Darkness with a baba chop. Randy Orton nails Martyr with a belly-to-back suplex. Randy Orton hits Martyr with an elbowdrop. Randy Orton gets up. Martyr moves back to his feet. Orton executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Martyr's face to the mat. Martyr is locked in the elbow submission by Randy Orton. Referee Allan Seaton is checking for a tap out. ... ... Martyr is fighting the hold. Randy Orton breaks the hold. Orton sends The Prince of Darkness to ringside. If The Prince of Darkness or Orton could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.
Allan Seaton starts the count (.1) The Prince of Darkness gets up. (..2) Martyr jabs Orton.
(...3) Randy Orton spinning mule kicks Martyr. Martyr stands up. (....4) Martyr superkicks Randy Orton. (.....5) The Prince of Darkness takes Orton into the ring. Martyr hits Randy Orton with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Martyr executes a elbowdrop. Martyr is up again. Martyr does a cartwheel and kicks Orton in the face. Martyr executes a cartwheel kick.
It's been 55 minutes folks and we haven't had a fall yet! If they don't hurry we may not have a winner! Randy Orton gets back to his feet. Orton executes a split legged moonsault on to Martyr. Randy sends Martyr to ringside. Allan Seaton starts the count (.1) (..2) Martyr gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Orton. Orton is back on his feet. (...3) Martyr trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Randy Orton.(....4) Martyr connects with a flying knee. Orton goes down. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Martyr measures Randy Orton up and drops a closed fist. Randy Orton gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Prince of Darkness. The Prince of Darkness gets up. Martyr knees Orton and rolls back to his feet. The Prince of Darkness leaps up, swings around Randy Orton and hits him with the Martyr Bomb! Allan Seaton counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 And without a second to spare.
Winner and New Intercontinental Champion: Martyr
Martyr stands up solemnly and slides out of the ring. Batista and HHH slide into see about Orton, but Flair is going after Martyr. Martyr stares at him and Flair comes to a halt. He shakes his head as if confused and then starts running again. Martyr isn't even moving, he's just staring. Just before Flair tackles him his hands jerk out and grab the crucifix, he swings around and slams it into Flairs face! There is blood everywhere! Martyr points into the ring and makes a cutting motion across his neck before accepting the IC Title from Maxx, picking up the crucifix and slowly walking back to the locker room.
Winner: Martyr
A video package is shown hyping the main event match with the following voice over. This is the match everyone has been waiting for. The match to determine the first ever CZW World Heavyweight Champion. The match features the two most notorious names in the CZW to date, "CRAZY" Mike Davis and The Great Smoky Mountain Terror. These two were in the first match ever in the CZW. Mike Davis invited his family to sit in the front row to be part of the first ever Fake You TV. Mike underestimated TGSMT and quickly found himself in a heap of trouble. After TGSMT almost killed Davis, he went to the front row and actually slapped a member of Mike's family. Davis ended up winning the match by DQ, but was hurt pretty badly. He managed to break free from the medics later in the night and was able to get TGSMT eliminated from the Battle Royal for the Ironman Championship. Davis was quickly gaining the respect from the fans as a man who never says die. TGSMT had another trick, and probably some ticks too, up his sleeve when he actually kidnapped Mike's 18 year old little brother Peter in the parking lot after the show. Davis spent almost the entire next week in the hospital and wasn't heard from until just a day before the second Fake You TV where he ended up beating HHH for the Number One Contendor spot at the PPV. TGSMT continued to put Peter through various sick tortures like forcing him to play the mandolin for hours, and hanging him on the limb of a tree in his underwear and wrapping sausages around him to payback the Big Bad Wolf for helping Mike Davis get the win. Fans have been gathering by the masses outside the CZW arena in support of "CRAZY" Mike Davis. Local news stations have actually been covering the story! This Saturday both men will meet in the ring in a "Bring Your Own Weapons" Match to determine the frist ever CZW World Heavyweight Champion. If Mike Davis can win he will get his brother Peter back as well, but if TGST wins the match then Peter will go back to the woods of East Tennessee to live with him. This is the match all of the fans have been talking about. Thousands of people are already starting the chant "CRAZY!" "CRAZY!" "CRAZY!"
This match is THE MAIN EVENT! The sound of a Wooly Mammoth roaring fills the airwaves. The crowd instantly begins booing louder than they have all night, except when the ICEAGE debuted. The horrid sounds of the Wooly Mammoth howl last for well over a minute. The crowd is getting furious. Finally, the Mountain Freak walks out with Peter Davis by his side. He looks to be in a trance. He makes his way to the ring dragging the crying little brother of Mike Davis along.
"Hearts On Fire" by Survivor blares and the crowd goes absolutely nuts! "CRAZY!" CRAZY!" "CRAZY!" This is the loudest chant of the night by far! Out comes the man everyone has been wating to see, and he makes his way to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and waits for the bell to ring. His look of determination is chilling.
RING! RING! It's main event time!
"CRAZY" Mike Davis takes a kick. Mike Davis gets back to his feet. Mike Davis with an illegal chokehold on TGSMT. Mike has absolutely gone insane! Mike is just hanging on the back of the Mountain Freak! TGSMT is just swinging him around , and he won't go down! Mike lowblows TGSMT, but he still doesn't go down. Mike runs outside the ring adn grabs a baseball bat covered in barbwire from a fan sitting in the front row. He runs in and nails TGSMT in the face with it. He doesn't go down! "CRAZY!" "CRAZY!" "CRAZY!" The fans are going wild!
Another shot to the face! The Mountain Man is bleeding very badly now, but he is still standing! Davis runs into the ropes and comes back at TGSMT, but he blocks it and grabs Davis by the throat. He lifts him off the ground and slams him to the mat with a chokeslam. HE looks around the arena and growls at the fans to a chorus of boos. He begins jumping up and down around Davis and runs into the ropes, and he comes back and lands straight on Mike's Chest! Davis is colvusing!
TGSMT smiles at Peter who is crying uncontrollably on the outside of the ring. The Mountain Man starts his climb to the top rope! He is going to kill Davis if he hits him with the Mountain Top Drop! Somebody stop this crazy Wooly Mammoth! TGSMT bends his knees ready to leap. Peter Davis reaches under the ring and pull out a BB gun! He shoot's TGSMT! PETER DAVIS JUST SHOT TGSMT! He in the side of the neck! TGSMT begins to wobble around on the stop rope! Mike Davis is starting to revive! PETER AND MIKE BOTH CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE! THAT'S GOT TO BE OVER 700 POUNDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! DOUBLE CRAZY BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN! MIKE LAYS AN ARM OVER THE MOUNTAIN MAN!!! 1.................2..........................3!!!!!!!!!!! MIKE DAVIS IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE HAS DONE IT! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEEEEEWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION......."CRAZY" MIKE DAVIS!!!!!!!!
The whole Davis family runs to the ring and they all hug and celebrate. There are tears all throughout the audience. ICEWF's new hero has come home! The camera fades to black.
Your fed has been taken over. All CZW members now wrestle for the ICEWF, where your cards are on time. ICEWF