############################ # Beige Boxing # # in Ohio # # By # # Lord Corrosive 1998# ############################ Disclaimer- Do not do anything in this file. If you do you are endangering you life as a free person. I take no responsibility for what you do with this. If you get caught it is your own damn fault. 1. Introduction- Most of you are probably thinking, "Why is this guy writing a file on beige boxing? There are already hundreds of them." Well I'm doing it because most of those files are pathetically old. They have you cutting up perfectly good fone cord and wasting alligator clips. This is a ridiculous waste of time and money. Here in Ohio our boxes are split into two sections, the customer side, and the technician's side. To get in the customer side you need a flathead screwdriver. To get in the tech. side you need a 7/16 hex wrench. The best part is you only need to get in the customer side to mess with the fones. 2. Tools- To do this you will need only a few readily available things. 1 cheap fone. 1 Bell box. (usually on the side or back of victims house) 1 Flathead screwdriver. *1 Flashlight And some fone cord. * denotes optional 3. Construction- Now that you have what you need, let's make it. This is quite complicated, but follow my diretions and you will have no problems. Put the fone cord in the fone. Your done. If you couldn't do that please do the world a favor and shoot yourself. For those of you that have an IQ over 3 and are still breathing congratulations you built a beige box. 4. Use- using this is as simple as making it. Go to someone's house and find that ugly little box with the wretched Bell logo on it. Whip out your flashlight, if it is dark and you have it, and find the side that says "Customer Access" or some bullshit like that. Found it, good. Now get your flathead screwdriver and open it up. Now I know your saying "You dick! I need a phillips for this." But you don't. Take a close look at it. It looks like this right: I I ----- I I The one side is longer huh, I bet you can guess which side to put it in. That's right, the long one. Now unscrew it and open it up. ooooh ahhhhhh. Ain't that pretty. Well enough admiring let's go to work. If you're at a house there should be two fone cords pluged in. We will be working with the top one. Unplug it. Now take out your beige box and plug it in. Doesn't the dial tone sound like an angel singing. If you don't get a tone try the bottom one. If there is still no tone, go to the next house. These people didn't pay their bill. Now if you are at a company's box there may or may not be two cords. Usually there is more. Just start with the first one and work your way down untill you get a dial tone. Now you can do whatever you want, call sex #s (especially if they have a kid you don't like. Imagine them trying to explain 200 hours of gay sex calls), set up a conference call, or just call Nigeria. Do anything that you like. Just don't call friends or family. 5. Cleanup- Unplug your fone, plug their line back in, wipe anything you touched just to be safe, and screw it shut. If you don't plan on going back there maybe you would want to write your handle there just to piss them off. I don't recomend that though. If you ever get caught it ties you to more crimes. Have Phun!!! Do what you want with this file. Just leave my name on it. Print it out, make 20 copies and pass it out around school. Don't get caught though.