kids

I normally don't rant, but today forced me to rant.
What is wrong with today's kids? Earlier today, I sat in front of the TV trying to find something worth watching. While mindlessly flipping through the channels, I came across a JERRY SPRINGER show. A show about children who beat their parents. I find this disgraceful.
Hells, when I grew up it was parents beating their children... AND FOR DAMN GOOD REASONS, TOO!
What in the world makes these middle-class tyrants from preschool think they are so fucking special?
I say kill them all and start again THE RIGHT WAY!
And along with these ignorant little snot-nosed pissants are these teenage boys and girls from white suburbia trying to be "ghetto." Shit... you annoying little maggots wouldn't last one day in the ghetto, let alone be able to live there.
Pull up your baggy-ass jeans and take off those stupid fuckin' doo-rags and learn to act like NORMAL people. Trying to be "black" just because you think it's "cool" is MORONIC (not to mention INSULTING) and will most likely result in you getting your ass kicked. Come to think of it... I hope you do get your ass kicked... 'til it's bloody and raw. Then maybe, JUST MAYBE, you'll learn that trying to emulate another person's culture is no different than mocking them.
And you girls out there... STOP CALLING EACH OTHER GIRLFRIEND. Unless you're a lesbian, just fucking STOP IT. You are not girlfriends. If you were, the men of the world would be a WHOLE lot more interested in you. Trust me.
And finally, for those teenagers who are blessed enough to own cars... I do not give a shit what you're listening to. Turn your fucking radios down! I could care less what "pop artist" you're listening to. You know what? Why don't you "pop" those speakers STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!
Oh, and to the "parents" who let their kids do this..... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? These are your children, damn it! Do something about it before someone else does something for you...something much more permanent and unpleasant.
You wanted to show the world that you can reproduce...now it's time to show the world you can handle your "children" they way that you're supposed to. They are YOUR children...not mine... so police them before someone else does. YOU HAD THE LITTLE RUGRATS! YOU DEAL WITH THEM! And if you don't care...and want "society" to handle them...FINE. I think we got JUST the place for them: PRISON!!
LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN SPAWN SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO STEP ON THEM!

~Hungus Mc Fuck~