| Ahhhhhhhhhhh its been such a long time since I got out. Greetings folks. What a fucking joke life is eh folks. Mind while I sit here and open another beer. Its that time year folks... Oh yes... its Christmas time... Or whatever the fuck people calibrate. Time to wrap up crappy gifts for those you say you care for. Look folks lets make this one short... ok shorter. Don't buy any gifts this year more then likely its just going to piss of the person you bought it for. Just give cash or booze. I am sure there are some out there that think this is the greatest time of the year. YEAH? How do you fucking figure that? The world economy sucks. The United States and Iraq are on the verge of global nuclear war. And worst of all no one has done me the service of removing from this world the backstreet boys, n'sync, or those depressing country music fucking singers. Best time of the year FUCK ME. I'm not sure about the rest of you but deck the halls and fa la la la la and all does not make me want to be jolly and nice. For that it takes three good bottles of scotch and a woman who can suck start a Harley. But seriously everyone. This Christmas lets be realistic. The world might end in nuclear war. There are plagues out there that are killing thousands by the second. Suffering continues worldwide. What do we have to be happy about? That its not happening to us. Thats pretty low even for me, and I am a drunken bastard. I can pity those people who have nothing. I can pity those who are suffering. And I can be bloody fucking happy they aren't being tormented by that floating fat woman Sally WHOEVER anymore. The bottle grows close to empty folks so let me finish this off. Be good to your fellow man and he'll kick you in the nuts. Put up your trees and your fake smiles and act like your the only people in the world this holiday season. And when January 2nd rolls around I'll be waiting. With bills and taxes and pain and suffering. Cause yah know what? Even Christmas can't stop the world's evil from spreading. ~Hungus~ Bring me a wench, a brew and turn on the camera. Hungus is about to go to work. |
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