Chris Bendel has gotten marrried! I am so proud! my first baby! Ohhhhhh. He got married to Lindsay, whom I love, on 5/18/01.
What's New? Shhhh. Come Clossseeeeeeeeee. Or just look at the cool stars I stole form Sergio!
Chris Bendel has gotten marrried! I am so proud! my first baby! Ohhhhhh. He got married to Lindsay, whom I love, on 5/18/01.
Me and Isaac had Joe Mallica on 5/12/01-on our wedding night, baby. My 16th child.
I married Isaac Maiselman, my 9th husband on 5/12/01. We'll last I think.
SO far, its between Mike, Jon, and Isaac. Who will win?
I am polling each of my kids to see who should be our new daddy. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SEAN BAILEY!
Sergio refuses to Talk to Me. As of 2:56 p.m. on Saturday, April 14th, we are divorced, after 6 months! The longest relationship ever!
Rikki Broke up with my husband. DAMMMNNNNNNNN. Oh wait you can't hear my sarcasm.
We disadopted Todd. He is not involved in teh family at all!!!
Now hear this! Pat, Carrie's and Todd's child, IS NOT TODD'S! IT'S FRENCHIES! GASP!
I made a Sergio, oh my dear, conversations galore Page!
Make Fun of Sergio Time! Lauren is no longer the reigning King!
Ok,I now have fourteen kids, 7 adopted, 7 not. I love them ALL equally. Ok, I shall match kid with daddy, or if adopted who I was with when I got 'em. Chris'-Brandon, Colleen-Brandon, Megan-Brandon, Rikki(Adopted)-Brandon, Janis-Sergio, Jay(Adopted)-Sergio, Sweet Jay-Sergio, Mr. Hi-Fi Banjo Strings(Adopted)-Sergio, Annoymus(Adopted)-Sergio, Devon and Justin(Adopted)-Sergio, TreeMaster2000(Adopted)-Sergio,McGee(Adopted)-Sergio. Brandoin-5, Sergio-9. Hmmmm. Who Wins?
Cailtin and Sammy have disowned Ian. He is not in our family. He apparently said bad stuff about Sammy's friends and then Sammy called him a Cuz gruzzling Slut and kicked him out of the family! No more Ian!
Carrie and Todd are seperated. They don't what with their Son. Who Knows. There shall mentioning of anything that happened in their relationship that may have concerned Jessica at all at this time, Thank You.
Todd, though not in teh family, is our decrepit neighbor who looks after and takes care of our penguins. He is like a Penguin Expert and I never Knew!
I have recently found out that Jay has been married twice and divorced and is engaged to Becky Mann. Awwwwww. Anywho, when I conforted him about divorces he told me to shut up for I had been divorced seven times. I then did promptly.
Janis has told me that the number of children I have has made it so I don't spend quality time with my kids. "I SPEND PLENTY OF TIME WITH MY KIDS!", I said. I told Rikki and she said "Haven't you not even met Sweet Jay?" I met him when he was born!!! Then I told her that maybe if we kick out Rikki and Janis like Ian then I will have less kids and more time! She was like "NOOOOOOOOO your wonderful, Jessica, your wonderful!" DAMN STRIAGHT!
Nate and Teresa has trial seperation, but then got back together all is well.
Outcast and Colleen were married! I have a new son-in-law! They adopted a girl named Sabrina. I have not met her but will soon!
YAY! ooooooh my children are growing up so so fast! awwwwwwww.
Sergio and I felt bad for Todd, because we figure he deserves to be in our family, he's cool. So we adopted him. Thats right, I have 15 children. That alot.
That is all for now.