WJJABREWER: Hey
CAZORPguy: heeeeeeeey
CAZORPguy: go to my site and click where it says KNOW THE FACE OF TRUE HORROR!!!!!
WJJABREWER: I had a dream about you and you were my brother and we shared a room and we watched aladdin and we were the outcasts in the family and we were cool. I woke and laughed becaue you are the complete opposite of me physically not to mention hispanic.
WJJABREWER: ok
CAZORPguy: hehehehehe!
CAZORPguy: that was a cool dream!
WJJABREWER: it was. my family made fun of us and you slept in a drawer in my dresser!
CAZORPguy: COOOOOOL!
WJJABREWER: I KNOW!
WJJABREWER: I was liek I wish that was real, but boy did I have a big dresser in that dream!
CAZORPguy: i live in jessica's dresser!
WJJABREWER: exactly
WJJABREWER: AHHH!!! I got really scared of that woman and then I remembered
CAZORPguy: hehe
CAZORPguy: my page is sooo cool now!~
WJJABREWER: it was cool before
CAZORPguy: i also updated my guestbook and i got a jay and silent bob background for it
WJJABREWER: yay!
WJJABREWER: I have penguins on mine and you can't beat that!
CAZORPguy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
CAZORPguy: I MUST HAVE PENGUINS NOT YOU!
WJJABREWER: TAKE THAT!
CAZORPguy: NO MORE EL SQUIRTO FOR YOU!
CAZORPguy: were is this penguin?????
WJJABREWER: what? that's a little drastic don't you think, I mean MY GOD!
WJJABREWER: on my guestbook
CAZORPguy: ALRIGHTY THEN!
CAZORPguy: YOU FIEND!!!!!!!
WJJABREWER: El Squirto will be so mad at you if you keep me away!!!!!!
CAZORPguy: hes mad cuz nowhere is he mentioned on the guestbook!
WJJABREWER: on your guestbook or mine?
CAZORPguy: yours!!!!!
WJJABREWER: Oh well that shall be fixed. but aladdin, teh ultimate sex stimulator is there so it is inferred but that will change!!!
CAZORPguy: dont change aladdiN!
WJJABREWER: I won't!
CAZORPguy: ok good
WJJABREWER: that one is staying!
WJJABREWER: but aren't you jealous of my penguins!?
CAZORPguy: yessss!
WJJABREWER: Sergio is jealous of my penguins!
WJJABREWER: But we have penguins in our backyard with chickens
CAZORPguy: well does penguins are ok but not as cool as i expected
CAZORPguy: so take that!
CAZORPguy: and you dont have an ugly women on your site do you?
WJJABREWER: Hey. I like my penguins! bitch! hmmmm...ugly women..no........ I don't think so. Why?
CAZORPguy: WELL TEHN MINE IS WAY CRES!
WJJABREWER: ugly women sites were so five minutes ago!!
CAZORPguy: yeah except NOT!
WJJABREWER: except yeah!
CAZORPguy: YEAH WHATEVA!
WJJABREWER: I have the official cool site analyzer! And this is what it says: When you have ugly women on your site, you are behind buddy! That trend was ended promptly at 8:35!
CAZORPguy: YOU TRUTH DISTORTOR!!!!!
WJJABREWER: Excuse me, but would your penis worshipper lie?
CAZORPguy: she would, and she HAS!
WJJABREWER: GASP! oh my just GASP!
CAZORPguy: GASP INDEED!
WJJABREWER: I am surprised at you!
WJJABREWER: I pay tribute to your penis and thsi is what I get?
CAZORPguy: well you dont pay tribute to me!
CAZORPguy: you leave me to suffocate in a drawer!!!!
WJJABREWER: but we are the cool ones!!!
CAZORPguy: yeah
WJJABREWER: Aladdin Flunkies!
CAZORPguy: CAZORPguy: do you think ugly women sites are five minutes ago or do you think my site is way cres? laurenG85: waaay cres surge
CAZORPguy: PROOF FROM LAUREN!!!!
WJJABREWER: lauren is on crack!
CAZORPguy: laurenG85: Well, tell her she's not "hip" like us
CAZORPguy: copy and paste is good
CAZORPguy: laurenG85: I am not!
CAZORPguy: (on crack she means)
WJJABREWER: Yeah sure, that's what she said last time, but when you start trusting the Crack Whores it all goes down Hill From There.
CAZORPguy: laurenG85: ha ha ha! She just doesn't know the difference between picxie sticks and cracck
WJJABREWER: I know the difference but not when she refills her pixie sticks with crack! PIXIE CRACK GIRL!
CAZORPguy: hehe that one made me laugh
WJJABREWER: I have my guestbook updated to el squirto funness
CAZORPguy: yyyyyyyyyes
WJJABREWER: I have to go soooonnnn Dark Angel with the hot guy!!!!! I got on to ask you about teh concert and gto onto to crack and ugly women! oh conversations sure are interesting with you serge my man!
CAZORPguy: i know
CAZORPguy: what about el concierto jessica?
WJJABREWER: I will call you it needs details that I don't want to type right now.
WJJABREWER: I must go, Michael Weatherly is waiting!!!!!!!
CAZORPguy: alrighty do you mean like now or later or tomorrow?
WJJABREWER: Soon. bye sergiooooooooooooooooooooo
CAZORPguy: adios
WJJABREWER: lauren said I stupid cause I am blonde
WJJABREWER: lets kill her
CAZORPguy: I would rather not because, she sided with me about my site.
WJJABREWER: But does she worship yor penis, now thats the real question.