THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR ON THE BAND BUS.....BUT HEAR ANYWAYS
~OhMyGod! Where are my pants??
~My name means playboybunny in spanish!
~I hope my butt isn't hanging out, so I don't moon all those people
~Dont't bring your pants, only your jackets
~Give me back my chastity ring, you pervert!
~Will she fit in the trash can?
~OhMyGod! a drag queen on dance team!
~Don't step on my face!
~WOW! You were quick and painless, but he was back there for a while!
~Are my shorts underneath your seat?
~I wanna sit with Brendan!
~*Gasp* Nia! Make me a finger!
~Strip!
~Put your pants in your socks.
~Tim! Megan says pull up your pants! She can see your boxers!
~Does anyone have black eyeliner? (this one must be explained. this was said by Andy Posani. The dance team drag queen. It's rather scary if you think of it.)
~Is there a corpse on the floor, or is somebody asleep?
~Marie's song (the bathroom, the bathroom, shhh, god bless you, happy birthday, happy birthday, my sisters bedroom....only all in french!)
~Nick! Stop throwing clothes out the window!
~Turn your ass off!
~Who am I doing first?
~You have a big sucker
~I could cut your foot off and grill it
~I found a sock in my sleeve
~You have porn on your website?
~He was on top and got stuck
~Is that a pencil or are you just happy to see her?
~She eats her own nuts
~He has a dick, he's a man!
~The ducks cussed me out
~My foot is stuck in your spankies
IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE TO ADD,
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