| once upon a time in a magical (and cockroach infested) land known as the band room, poor little cymbal man sat all . he was bruised, in the fetal position, and positively bawling. he of course was hugging lil mike an lil jeff. they made him feel warm inside, nice and fuzzy. lying next to cymbal man, who shall remain nameless, was a stack of chairs. on closer inspection, there were several inappropriate motions made regarding the legs of the chairs. maybe those warm fuzzies wern'r from the stuffed animals after all. nevermind, due to a cuncussion, those are just convulsions. the cuncussion was due to being scared and running into the chairs when someone yelled "your soul is mine!" not that we know who that person is or nothin. hmmm...i think it was kim, caitlins freddy obsessed friend. but anyways, as cymbal man lay there, the herione's of all our stories , cadence and spinilli come in. "is it dead?" cadence asked, pushing spinilli forward. "do i look like a doctor to you? how should i know?" "well poke it with somthin!" cadence exclaims. "i dont want dead people on my raincoat!" she continues. spinilli recoils, "ewww! i wouldn't touch himwith a 39 1/2 foot pooole!" " actually," cadence repiles matter of factly, " Jeff has one of those." "hmmm...he was in here last period...where did he put it now...?" cadence frowns. "im scared of jeff!" she lightly kicks cymbal man. in his dream state he begins to rock and moan. "no pat...dont touch me there..." "wait...i thought you were scared of matt, not jeff, and cymbal man, we know you're awake because we know what happened in that room" says spinilli. cymbal man's eyes pop open. "you know?!" he begins to pout. "we ALSO know pat's been posin for playboy." cadence said with a raised eyebrow. "ya, dont try to hide it anymore, your secrets out" "wait, which secret?" said cymbal man nervously. "cadence, you can take this one." "gee...thanks..." she says shifting her weight "well well, where to start." "how about the beginning" says spinilli scartastically. "cymbal man, its time to come out of the instrument closet so to spesk..." "are you suggesting hes...GAY?!" "suggesting? im practically SCREAMING it!" "WHAAT?!" screamed cymbal man "i am NOT gay! whats wrong with you people?!" "well then," says the not-so-startled spinilli, "whats your secret then?" "like im really gonna tell you!" he challenged. "yeah, you are gonna tell me!!" "ok" he said meekly bowing his head. "hehe" giggled cadence "coughwhippedcough" she squeaked. "im not whipped!...am i?" "haha! you dont know!" "first sign of whippedness!" cadence says matter-of-factly. "is that a real word? question spinilli and cymbal man at the same time. cadence thinks for a minute. "is now" cymbal man cocks his head much likea confused dog. "now spill cymbal man!" "bu..bu...i dont wanna!" he whines. "tough pizza!" exclains spinilli. "pizza is good!" cymbal man says hopefully. cadence jabs him hard. "ok, ok, ill tell! im the illegitimate son of..." **RING** "aww man..theres the bell! i gotta run! later!" shouts cymbal man over his sholder. cadence and spinilli look at each other, nod, and race after him trying to find the truth. cadence reaches cymbal man first. she tackles him to the ground. "spill or you never go home!" "hmm...cadence...that looks SO wrong! "so...? i like it..." say cadence and cymbal man at the same time. cadence and cymbal man smile at each other. spinilli groans, "oh my....this is getting gross so lets get on with this, remember, this is about cymbal man's secret, not your guys secret!" cadence comes to her senses and knees him in the back. "OWWW!!" he yelps "ok,ok, uncle! ill tell! my secret is...do i haffa tell you?" "yes!" yell spinilli and cadence. they go through all the 'stalling' questions and 10 min later(and spinilli hitting his arm, hard) "fine, my secret is...im the illigetimate son of mrs botti and a cow!" "AHHHHHH!!!" cadence and spinilli look at each other and screwm when they regain their senses cadence says quietly "well it explains a few things" "ya" spinilli wispers in agreement. "at least we know whose been mooing in the band bus" "eeeeewwwies!!" "what?" cadence says, "i heard mooing" "intrestering..." cadence and spinilli notice symbal man has been strangely silent. cadence looks down and notices cymbal man, blue on the floor. spinilli gasps, "OMG! we really killed it!...i mean YOU really killed it" cadence starts shaking. "shove him in a locker, no one will know." she whispers "lets put him in the britney spears locker, no one will ever suspect WE put him there! they'll all think it was bevis and those 7th grader" spinilli thinks out loud. "good idea!" cadence agrees. the girls attempt to lift his lifeless body. "hes heavy!" spinilli gasps. "i knew we shouldn't have given him those doritos!" "OWWW!!! my back!" cadence yelps, dopping cymbal man to the floor. spinilli leans against the lockers. "we are sooo screwed right now." "give me my drugs!" somebody (supirsingly not cadence) moans "gasp! hes waking up!" shouts spinilli. cadence examines him. "now why cant that boy have better timing where his drums are concerned?" "dude! give me back my shoes!" whines cymbal man. "whew! take em!" cadence says wrinkling her nose. "they stink!" spinilli fakes fainting for dramatical effect and on her way down hits her head, hard, on cymbal mans fron. cadence screams. "on no! now that one's dead!" "whoopsies" cymbal man screams in agnoy and a cop comes around the corner. cadence, not wishing to leave her friend, but not wanting to get in trouble either, flees to the band room. the cop chases her. she thinks quick and hides in the instrument closet. well tries to at least. cymbal man's tie is locking the door to the closet. cadence crouches inside on the tuba shelf. she tries to shift her weight until her foot hits something soft. "oush!" it yelps "what the?! who are you?!" screams cadence in horror. the creature stood up hit her her head on the shelf above her. (it was apparent it was a girl when she stood up) when her head stopped throbbing, she belted out six words, "oops i did it again!" almost as if trying to sing. cadence recognized the voice immediatly and grabs the creature by the shoulders. "spinilli! is that you? i thought you were dead!" "tuff luck hun!" "daym" the girls stop, they hear the police officer shuffling around in the band room. "oh ya, did i mention that he followed me in here?" spinilli glares. "caaaadenceee!!!" "umm...oops?" "oh well, quick get into one of these lockers!" the girls both get into a locker and shut the door. 5 min later, the lockers started to move, as if someone had picked them up. its offical. cadence and spinilli are totally and 100% up a creek w/o a paddle. it appears to be the end of our heroines, or is it? umm...i dont think its the end, or the beginning of the end, or the middle, or the beginning. its the end of the beginning. umm...i guess it was the end. well of part one anywayz |