If you're naughty go to your room
If you want to be naughty go to mine
I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
You're only bad if you're caught. . . so that makes me a good girl, RIGHT?!
What a shame . . . looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
The next time you think you're perfect try walking on water.
Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men
To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE me? DAMN! You must be kidding!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and have their shoes.
I ran into my ex the other day. . . put it in reverse and HIT HIM AGAIN!
Love is . . . Running into his arms, colliding with his heart, and exploding in to his soul
The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else.