1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping (y wait?)
2) U shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3) U shall not steel from k-mart (Big W haz a bigger selection)
4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism (destruction haz a bigger effect)
5) U shall not steel from ur parents (every1 knowz grandma haz more money)
6) U shall not get in fightz (just start them)
7) U shall not skip class (just take the whole day off)
8) U shall not strip in class (hooterz payz more)
9) U shall not think about having sex (as nike sayz just do it)
10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street (just leave 'em in da middle)
