"It is the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."

(Tallulah Bankhead)

   
 
 
 
   
Friday, June 21, 2002
Since I'm up this early in the A.M. (7:45ish EST)....Actually, I just got in from the club...I'll let you in on yet another poem of mine...Here it 'tis...

"Remember that I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive 'bout my shit" (Erykah Badu)


Mafia Styles

We bring Mafia styles to Middle America.
Open up your trench coat and eliminate your friends.
Blood stained our hands with dead life
Before we could understand that every day is not a new epi-dose of must see TV.
And now we�ve got these blonde women on Nightline and Dateline and every newsline in America
Searching for answers in �the media�.
Bitch�news is media.
Turn the camera around and investigate your soul.
You are why we kill.

Generations based in prosperity
Look at us and reduce us to alphabet soup.
X�s and Y�s cannot identify me or my generation.
So what defines us?
This class of impersonal, digital, tuned-in people?
You use us to make your businesses smarter,
Your web access faster,
Your online shopping malls bigger,
Your e-commerce more lucrative.

And you think that by pumping us with dollars
You can give our X�s and Y�s a name.
Change Generation X to Generation ex-spend-able.
Change Generation Y to Generation Yen.
But soon we will fight back with technology only we understand.

(This is a stick-up)

How much is our youth culture worth?

How much did your IPO sell for?

posted by Monique at 6/21/2002 07:46:22 AM§
I hate to be blogging about trivialities but....OK....he's a hottie, right?


I would love to sop Matthew McConaughey up with a biscuit. But...I have a dilemma. According to Cosmo, M.M. chews tobacco. I cannot abide this awful, redneck habit. How could he do this to me? Can you imagine kissing someone whose lips have been tainted by some damn Skoal tobacco? First of all, that shit causes lip cancer. Second of all, as a person who grew up in the South, the only people who "dipped" were rednecked, nasty, inbred, ignorant fools...oh yeah, and baseball players (same difference). These are the same people who go "cow tippin'". And if you know what that is, you know how utterly ignorant they are. At least if he smoked cigarettes (which is a nasty habit itself), he would be able to claim some mild form of European sophistication and cachet. But chewing tobacco? Please save Matthew. Or at least save my sordid erotic dreams. Or else I'll have to find a new white-boy obsession. Maybe Toby Maguire? LOL...puhleeze.


Now playing: Secret Lovers--Atlantic Star (I can't help it y'all...I need help...cell therapy maybe)
posted by Monique at 6/21/2002 07:16:47 AM§


Monday, June 03, 2002
Now Playing?

Next Lifetime--Erykah Badu
Let's Get It On--Marvin Gaye
Butterflies--Michael Jackson
Me and Mrs. Jones--Billy Paul

Is anyone reading between the lines?

posted by Monique at 6/3/2002 09:55:51 PM§


Thursday, May 02, 2002


Toby Maguire--This Season's New Bland

Toby Maguire is Spiderman? I know that Peter Parker, Spiderman's alter ego, starts out as the normal boy next door. But watching Toby Maguire act...oops, I mean stumble through a script like an idiot savant...is guaranteed to be as exciting as watching paint dry. In all of Hollywood, couldn't they find anyone more...um...more....superhero like?...dammit.

Watching his Today show interview this morning was like watching an amoeba speak.

Question: How does a person of below average acting ability and dead average looks have a decent career in the movie biz? Whose casting couch has he been bent over the back of?



Smokin' In the Boys Room

First the smoking, then the German video of a drunken Britney, now she might not even be a virgin? It's the fall of a teen pop-role model. Say it ain't so.

While in Rio during now ex-girlfriend Britney Spears' appearance at the Rock in Rio festival, Justin Timberlake was quoted in a Brazilian paper that "She [Britney] may be a virgin, but her mouth's sure not."

Funniest Thing I Read All Day?

"Even in Tweet's video for Oops, she talks of looking over to the left and there is Missy ... looking like a sexy gorilla. Very gayish." (from daveyd.com)

Wrong, but funny.

posted by Monique at 5/2/2002 08:53:51 PM§


Tuesday, April 30, 2002
Well, the storm is over (for now).

Reading: Bastard Out of Carolina (Dorothy Allison)

Watching: The Osbournes

I'm taking it easy until Netcomments is back online. I'll save up all of my truly deep, awe-inspiring posts until people can actually post comments to my blog....or not.

posted by Monique at 4/30/2002 10:55:15 PM§


Sunday, April 21, 2002
After a Friday night of absolute debauchery that involved drinking, bars, strip clubs, and *ahem* lots of white powder, I woke up on Saturday morning to the news that my grandmother died.

This morning, we had to put my dog to sleep.

And, in case you don't remember--my aunt's funeral was last Saturday.

I could write myself a really bad country song right about now.
posted by Monique at 4/21/2002 04:56:14 PM§


Wednesday, April 17, 2002
17 Reasons Why You Should Not Like Me

I have a filthy mouth. I like porn. I'm a lush. I am not a lady. I'm spiritual but I don't enjoy going to church. I occasionally do drugs. I don't plan to stop. I like things that you don't think are "cool" (like N'Sync and Enrique Iglesias). I think I'm against capital punishment but I can't make up my mind. I like guns. I feel Mariah's pain. I don't have a weight problem. I have always been skinny. So is my mother (you can hate her too). I'm a fashion label queen. I don't watch the news.

Because I am...that self-deprecating bitch.
posted by Monique at 4/17/2002 10:56:15 PM§
What's playing today?

Jaguar Wright (Love Need and Want You remake is on fire)

Shakira

Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne (Changes; Mamma I'm Comin' Home)
posted by Monique at 4/17/2002 02:45:50 PM§


Tuesday, April 16, 2002
Today I am......hung over

Here's a poem I wrote. Y'all can marinate on this while I try to get it together enough to write something else.

Black Grief

Black grief is worn on our sleeves
Like the swastika armband of a Fascist.
It is solid women trying to mourn their loss
By climbing in the casket.

Our sorrow is measured in wails and screams
That bounce off of stained glass windows
To echo through mournful renditions of A Change is Gonna Come.

We display heartache on the front of airbrushed t-shirts
Printed with the likenesses of ours who have passed.
In the midst of a cipher, mourning is poured out of bottles
And disappears as brown liquid to brown earth.

Black grief is not done in secret.
It is too loud.
It is not cured on the therapy couch,
But rather aired in public.
Black grief is not muted tears.
It can never be so quiet.

posted by Monique at 4/16/2002 10:37:46 AM§


 

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