Date: 8/21/04

Took the old 2000 Alero and we slowly plugged our way back up to school. With a little chug chug we made it, threw in some money into the ol gas pile, sailed through the toll booth like a rock star and ever so surely I was able to agree with the fact that I was in Gainesville. My new roommate, Adam, did an awesome job moving my crap into my room, which I will be ever grateful for. Life back in college feels like a dream, I do not know why I am here sometimes when it seems like everything I love is back in Coral Springs. I believe it is not in my best intentions to write so positively but I for real wish I could go home and just spend another year with my friends and family, working at my internship, and living in the real world, or the world where people actually have to do something in order to get something done. College is a cosmic ooze of snotty brats wishing to make the world better by making more money. Yay, lets make more money and then I can give my money to the church!

There is not enough colorful adjectives to describe the view from my window so….I will not be writing about the awesome views that I see all the time. I would like you to just sit there and wish about it. Think about it. Try to imagine the best view out of your window and my view will always be about ten to twenty times better every single time. I also think you couldn’t imagine anywhere near the ten to twenty times worse, so just multiply your view in your room by x1000.

I am going to use the gym today, I love going to the gym the first couple of days so you can see all the fat chicks who will never come back. Here is how it works at a college for overweight freshmen. The first day they learn about all the great facilities, the second day they move into the campus and see good looking girls (sorority chicks) with good looking guys, the third day they decide to go to the gym with their equally over weight friend (only one friend), and the fourth day till the last day of their senior year the only time they ever go back is the day right before classes start in the Fall. Funny, but true.

My view has just become more awesome in the last ten to fifteen minutes.

I seriously have no real way of moving my stuff into the right place, the first time. This is what I do…I take things out of a box and then I put them into little groups, and then I put them into a bigger group, then I tackle the entire group by making them into smaller groups, and then I put them away. Which I think takes me about twice as long as it should, I wish I had bought one of those people that move your stuff, I think they are called a mover.

Listen up, if you want to send me pictures of yourself naked (women) please upload them to my FTP server, my mailbox is way too full of crazy overweight freshmen girls wanting me to take them to their first and last gym experience.

For now I will be taking the dilly to the daddle, taking a little chug chug for things that I need to progress my college experience, and not listening to any music while I am in the apartment.

Done!

Date: 8/19/04

I guess having  a six foot four guy following you around isn’t anyone’s choice of fun or amusement so the idea about belonging to someone for the day is cut. I guess I learned from that tiny experiement is that everyone else is so boring that they are embarrassed to have someone else see what they do for the duration of the day.

Wow…the summer is over. Like the wow? Really made it seem like I was going to give some warm, cliché moment about how as another summer draws to a close, another fall and spring will roll around the corner, nope! Not me! Wow…the summer is over and I didn’t get to my goal of being 230lbs. I lost about twenty pounds, but that is because I waited too long to get to my goal. I also didn’t get to my goal of falling asleep drunk every night, which is because my parents would of thrown me into AA and then I would be giving you a heads up into the life of the typical alcoholic, which I am sure no one wants to read about. So…as I close this paragraph another paragraph will be given and this will warm your sole.

I worked this summer, did lawn jobs which turned out to be OK for the pay and also to include in my resume if I do not have enough room, on my already extensive list of awesome jobs I have. I also worked at a landscape architecture office which turned out to be a great job, great boss, and everything really worked out well. I also got paid, which as exciting as it sounds is really much cooler than any of you can even fathom. How many of you guys got paid this summer? Oh! You did?! Well they probably paid you with fools gold so you wouldn’t cry at night.

I am going back up to school and so is my sister. That is right! My little darling sister is going to the shitty crappy UCF college in Orlando. There she will become a booze hound, smoke bundles of ciggerettes daily, and make sure the life of her boyfriend is miserable, all while making it through four easy years of crappy UCF classes. Can you see a trend with my approval of UCF? (my sister doesn’t smoke)

I am going to be going back up to school to a different room, in the same apartment. I am taking my old roommates old room and making it into my new room in our new revitalized apartment. Revitalized in college terms mean we threw some paint on the wall, cleaned the bathrooms, and made sure that the floors were not as dirty as when we initially walked in the first time.

I am also taking some hard classes in the Fall, which means nobody will be seeing much of me, but you can always expect to read some kind of update on this website about the crazy shit that happens in my life. I promise to tone it down though, I do not want you to be jealous with all the awesome happenings in my life all at once so what I plan on doing is giving you an awesome thing of the day that way you wont wet yourself everytime you come by dis ol here website.

Some ruminations…

Is it really that tough to make an original away message that gives some indications as to what you will be doing for the rest of the day. I am not fully in favor of people telling every detail, but the default away message is for defaults, and no one, trust me, nobody has the time to be a default.

Entourage is becoming one of my new favorite shows, that is right behind Six Feet Under, which is right behind Curb. I think all the shows on HBO are kickass. I am getting more and more wet just thinking of the new Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I will start to download off the internet because I am too cheap to actually afford anything on pay TV let alone regular cable. I was thinking that someone should set up a webcam on their TV and that way people can watch television all day during work. Sound good? Do it! I am too cheap to buy a webcam.

Go to www.epinions.com and check out my reviews for movies. My screen name on the thing is: Ibeheath. Clever, eh? Using my AOL Screen name at another website. How did I think of doing that? Masterful fingerwork and connecting brain cells that take my thinking to the next level.

I hope everyone manages to not flunk out of school this semester, this comment refers to some people, not everyone. If you do happen to fail out of school let me know so I can try to sublease your apartment in the spring and summer for dirt cheap. If you were dumb enough to fail out school then you should be dumb enough to give me your apartment for nothing. Makes sense in my mind, right? Right!

Lets all have a good time up in school, celebrate only the Jewish holidays, date someone new of the opposite sex, and have the kind of fun that we are supposed to be having up at school. Remember there is a lot of shame in not having enough fun during the times you are supposed to be having fun. But! If you do happen to not have fun remember you will probably be wealthy and making more money than anyone else you know, then you can have a party on your poor friends lawn and tease them with a fan of hundred dollar bills.

I am thinking about making a vodka bar. Let you know if it happens…

Heath is done with this crap, outttttttttttttta here!

Done!

Date: 8/01/04

Here is my new refreshing idea…I am going to spend the next year, yes the entire year, doing something new and exciting every single day. The best part about this entire experience, which I hope many people follow, is I am going to allow anyone who is reading this journal to participate in my life. Now you may be asking, how can I participate Heath? The answer is: By e-mailing me, telling me your plans, and I will literally follow you around as you do the normal things you do on a day-to-day basis. The next question I hope you have is, Heath, why would you do such a thing?! The answer is quite simple! I want to experience my life as numerous other people throughout the year, and in doing so I will finally answer the age old question of whether or not the grass is greener on the other side. So…

Start e-mailing me your activities, your parties, your events and invite me along so I can share these memories with people from all over…I want to become the eyes and ears into what it is makes up your day. The idea is to see new people and experience new things, as I know that this is nearly impossible to do everyday I will share my own events on a daily basis in place of yours.

Because today is the first day I am going to share my events, my own events.

Events of July 30, 2004:

1. Woke up around 10:30 because I was hung over. I had gotten drunk in a bar with a friend the night before in Coral Springs. Kind of weird to get drunk with people who are in their forties, much different then the young crowd in Gainesville.
2. Mother called me from the road and asked me if I wanted to go do some errands with her, I figured since I had no prior plans that it would be cool to see what my mother does when she says she has to do some chores.
3. Went to Wal-Mart to make a return. There was a young girl there working at the counter and I tried to make her laugh so she would smile. It worked, she eventually lifted her head to give a little giggle and then promptly returned her head to the computer to finish her job.
4. My mother and I then went to a new Publix in the area, got some good samples and then went shopping. It is amazing how so much money can be spent on so little food. My whole family is on this quasi-low carb lifestyle kick so picking foods is a little bit more tough, a little bit more depressing.
5. Went to the mall and was disgusted. I went to the mall and saw little to no clothing for men, everything looked just so dirty and messy, very depressing!
6. My father and I spent the night looking for food in the kitchen. I think this is something to do with men being the hunter and gatherers from back in the day of cave men. We spent the night rummaging through the pantries trying to find something that would eventually satisfy our hunger for Chinese food, while not getting Chinese food. We eventually cracked open a beer, 18oz, and made some weird breaded eggplant with string cheese.
7. Went to bed thinking I would get a good night sleep but ended up having to fuck around with my computer. I thought I had a virus because my computer kept putting the letter ‘A’ in everything. I eventually just hit the letter really hard and it worked! Went to bed around 2:00am.

Events of July 31, 2004:

1. Very boring day overall.
2. I finally got to see The Haunted Mansion. The movie kicks much ass, highly underrated. It did poorly in the movie theatre, but I was very surpised on how great of a job the producers did in making the movie. I think the movie should of done much better in terms of sales, but I think people didn’t want to put up with a movie based on a ride at Disney. I grew up in Florida and I went to Disney a lot so seeing the movie was a neat nostalgic look on my past. It is weird to correlate ones own experiences with a movie, but I think the movie hit a nerve.
3. Went to a car dealership with my mother. I think the man trying to sell us the car was retarded, literally. Everytime he would talk he made a goffy face and the words coming out of his mouth just didn’t make sense. I don’t know, I think I was just hungry.
4. Went out for Mexican food after the dealership. Was really good. I was so tired when I left though, I think I had too many carbohydrates.
5. Had Wendy’s for dinner. Two bacon cheeseburgers for dinner and I was stuffed.
6. Very boring day overall.

Events of August 1, 2004:

Finito!

Date: 7/10/04

Gone are the times when Americans do not trust the government. Now we live in a time where the government is so large and foreboding that we must rise together in such large numbers (million man march, women’s liberation) to get something done for the best of society. Government is a word, only a word. Government is an entity when the people of the country respect and build the government which what it thinks is the best for its people. But today is different, we live in a time where we do not respect the officials in office and we need to make movies, that are tried to stop, that allow members of the country to understand what officials are doing wrong. If we lived with Plato, Plato would be invited to D.C. where he would tell Bush to wise up and do what is best for his people not his pocketbook. I know that I am tired of feeling like my government is not working for me or my fellow Americans. I do not know why there are so many poor people in this country when there are so few wealthy people that own a significant portion of America. There has been times in history when problems such as these have made empires fall. Americans are so into their own wealth that we have strategically made laws that stop the poor from becoming wealthy and from Americans, such as myself, from doing things that may make the government work better. I am an American citizen and what I want is freedom, the freedom to make choices, but as every new day passes there is less and less for me to choose from. Every choice that I do make has a consequence, whether it be from super sizing my combo meal to pursuing a degree in college. I am tired of elitists in this country lobbying in D.C. to stop Americans from making choices. America was formed on choices, the sole freedom we give up on a daily basis so the poor can stay poor and the wealthy can stay wealthy.

So I have been watching a lot of movies recently and everything I have watched has been crap, except for a few movies. One of the movies I liked was Napolean Dynamite, which is probably the best example of movie making this entire summer. I am so surprised that this movie hasn’t created a cult following yet, the characters are so strong and the plot is so loveable, yet challenging, that it just amazes me how a whole bunch of commercials can make someone see a movie based on shooting and CGI, rather than movies based on the love for film making.

I really believe that people should have a desire to understand where it is we are going. I want to make a movie where people watch other people do stuff all day. I love knowing what people do from the time they wake up till the time they go to bed. I used to ask a girlfriend of mine what she did throughout the entire day, every night before we went to bed. We would exchange experiences and it was neat to learn all the interesting things people do if you were to ask them. Every single day is kind of like a novel that is being written, usually it is a sleeper, but sometimes people do some really cool things.

I watched the movie Hero today with Dustin Hoffman. It is such a good movie, I wish good movies could be brought back into the movie theatre so people, of other generations, could watch them and appreciate them. Did you know that Jack Black is Jewish? I didn’t, and it didn’t really surprise me. I am never shocked to know a comedian is Jewish. Living in a Jewish household can be so weird sometimes that if you come out normal your parents did something wrong! I just used an exclamation at the end of that sentence, I don’t think I have ever used an observational reference with an exclamation mark. Weird.

I think my mother is addicted to television. I don’t have much to comment on this though. Hopefully she will get herself a new hobby, a hobby which doesn’t entail giving me chores. My mother seems to always have a chore to give me. I think she walks around the house when she gets home and makes a mental list of every weird, but conceivable, chore she can think of. That way if she sees me watching too much TV with her she has a way of kicking me out.

So…work is work and work is good. I hate talking about work, blah!

Hey, go up to the top of the page and sign the guest book if you haven’t done so already! I would like to see what the peeps like you have to say. Keep it real America!

Finito!

Date: 7/10/04

Well I have a new title for this webthingy-rant machine that I occasionally call Messages from the Author. The origion of the previous title came from my freshman year in college when for my English class we had to read this journal, I don’t remember the name of it but it closely resembled the previous title. The new title is also partially extracted from a different place. It comes from a David Byrne song called Pirates. The lyrics are as follows:

Pirates by David Byrne

A distant car, a quiet night
Like starin' at the ceiling
My sleepy eyes, you smell so nice
It's such a funny feeling
Got no idea, what time it is
Delightfully confusing
The trees outside, the morning light
Arrives, like pirates on parade
Surprise, it's pirates on parade

A ray of light, between the blinds
I lie there in a stupor
I hear a thud, and then a flush
Guess it must be the neighbors
I blink my eyes, I laugh inside
Imagine what they're saying
I see your shape and through the night
Here come, those pirates on parade
Ahoy, it's pirates on parade

Through the rough and stormy weather
On a search for buried treasure
There's an island to explore
Ev'ry wave that whispers softly
"Stay in bed, 'cause it's still early"
Dolphins frolic by the shore
And the phone never rings when the pirates are singing

Well there's 16 men on a dead man's chest
In this hallucination
The map we got, x marks the spot
We're following directions
The 7 seas, the balmy breeze
The pleasure of surrender
The end is nigh, the sun is high
It's late, for pirates on parade
Too late, for pirates on parade

Traffic noises down below me
A helicopter circles slowly
Monsters sink into the deep
Mountainous and downy billows
Float among those fluffy pillows
Maybe I'll go back to sleep
And the phone never rings when the pirates are singing

This wicked life
So what's in store behind that velvet curtain?

The night is gone
And the day is here
The stupid sun is shinin'
The moon reflects
Your hair's a mess
It's lovely imperfections

My crew and I
The clear blue skies
Sail on, with pirates on parade
Sail on, you pirates on parade

(David Byrne rocked well enough for me to use his help on the creation of a new title)

Finito!

Date: 6/23/04

Every time I go to someone else’s blog or livejournal I am besieged with fun happenings in their lives, I can not say my life is tremendously awesome and full of awe inspiring jaunts around the globe, but right now I am pretty happy with the way things are going. In the most cynical thing that I will dare say in this journal entry is that I am happy and excited to not be in school listening to my teachers tell me things I do not want or care not to know.

I am really psyched because I have a good job working in Palm Beach with a landscape architecture firm. I like my boss and we are starting to gel on the way things get done in the office, and also her style of mathematically figuring space is good. Geometry is a beautiful thing, you do not need to read any books on geometry to understand it, rather it is one of the beautiful things that people just inheritantly understand by living. At work we are designing two private residences and I am in charge of doing some computer aided drawings that will be the layout for designs we do in the future. It is an important job, but the best thing about the work is that it is experience! Most of the people I know, who are going through the LA program at UF, are not doing any internships this summer, but for me it is very important to get some real world experience from an earlier age because it will give me a heads up on landing a job next summer and it will put me ahead of the game in class when it comes to some of the real world application projects.

Living at home has its perks. For one I get to sleep in a larger bed, you never really realize how small something is until it is held up next to something big. Can’t forget the condiments, at school I have no condiments for sandwhiches, but at home their never seems to be an end to all the cool things that I can put between two pieces of bread. I hope to carry this Silvern condiment thing on to my children, in hopes that they will have really good sandwiches when growing up.

I am also working out almost everyday. It is good for my body, and I am noticing the results very quickly. I will post pictures later on.

I am single now as well…I always have this notion that all the women are going to plunge at me as soon as I am on the market again, it doesn’t happen, lol. I do think it is time for me to take myself as a priority though. I need to make sure I am physically and emotionally healthy to take another jewish woman on in the future, gotta have your witts about you!

That’s all I have right now to say.

Some ruminations…

IF silence is golden, what is silver?

DONE!

Date: 5/31

A matrix of fear and anguish and truth and lies is what absorbs and eats at me at night.

I pray for the miracles of my ancestors to hold truths for me later in life.

I want the understanding and the newness and the dawn of enlightenment to never fade.

I want to wake up in the middle of the night and read about prepubescent boys creating new ideas and theories that will startle and inspire millions upon millions of minds.

I want the success of mankind to be the success of all men, where we are all able to fight the physical geographical barriers that stick us in our little cages to be broken apart and let all men from all areas to come together and inspire each other. 

A new architecture in America is rising. A world where we build modern devices that hold and support the millions of people that believe and trust and feel safe within its walls. This government, a government which watches over all men to make sure they are able to carry out the dreams and aspirations that they want in their lives.

What if I were to tell you that Americans are going to get rid of the dumbest five percent of the population. What if I told you that my ideas were going to happen whether you like it or not. You may not like this idea, but what if it really happened. What if someone had the ability to create a holocaust and you could do nothing about it, but leave the country and never come back. Would you leave?

Why make jails for convicts and other undesireables where we will leave these people to rot in cages where we have to feed them and give them a life when we can expel these people from our world and create a less fiscal responsibility for people who have never contributed to America in a positive. I think there is something to be said for this idea, whether or not you agree there is the question of imprisonment of people who will never be released from prison.

DONE!

Date: 5/02

There is a strong correlation between the word ‘done’ and the word ‘begun’. Interesting.

Current Mood: Who gives a rats ass mother fucking shit tit.

So I watched the Friends finale last night, and just like every episode of Friends that came before it, it sucked. Another episode where Ross walks around for an hour trying to be funny because he doesn’t know how to do anything spontaneous. He sits there like a big Jewish lump trying so hard to have the charisma and charm that the rest of the characters have, yet fails miserably every episode. I am not quite sure why the audience of Friends hasn’t gotten completely tired of hearing about Monica and Ross loving each other, hating each other, loving each other. And Monica is way too hot to want to be with an ugly Jew. Sorry, but true.

Survivor on the other hand rocks. OK…think about it….here is a show that is all about torturing people for over a month to see if they can win a million dollars. There are no second place winners, just people going home. And they have to find there own food and make their own shelter and then on top of that you have the drama of kicking someone off the show every episode, oh…and the people are always trying to back stab each other. It sounds like the perfect show. One problem with the show is the constant advertising, last night someone was going to win a new pick up and they showed the car from every angle, it was like one long commercial and then when the show went to a commercial it was a commercial for the same car. Either way the show rocks and everyone should watch it and make bets on who they think is going to win.

I am back home in Coral Springs for the summer. I am running my own landscape company and I am also interning at Motorola this summer. I should seriously be making some money this summer as long as I don’t get lazy. Being outside every day has def. helped my tan and I am working with someone else so it makes getting the work done much faster. I also get to make over twenty dollars an hour and I get to be outside, get to do things physical, and I get to make my own hours, and I get to listen to music and I get to finish whenever I choose. Sounds like the job for me, yay.

Aimee is working her new job. She likes it. Yay.

Ruminations…

Cabbage smells like dirt.

What are the spikes on forks called? And how many are you supposed to have for it to be considered a fork?

Drinking up and drinking down are two expressions that demand the same action.

Heath is awesome.

DONE!

Date: 4/02

Looking back over the last three years in this journal has been one hell of a ride. I have learned so much. It is so amazing to see the experiences that I have partaken in splashed in front of me one right after another. I think one lesson I have learned over the last three years of being here at UF is taking chances. I mean we all need to take chances, the chances that change our lives forever, the chances that make us who we are, in other words, we are nothing if we are not willing to risk everything.

I started here at the University of Florida because of sandals and precedents. My entire family went to this damn school, I am literally a third generation student here, and I needed some place to wear sandals continuously throughout the year. No joke, I actually came here because it was warm and I was told good things about the school through family and friends. Some people sit around and think of schools and how they will benefit their lives, not me, I just came here. And it’s been awesome.

So where am I now….well I am sitting in my third story apartment room, master bedroom, right across from campus with a girlfriend, a roommate from the fraternity I joined, and friends that I can count on when I need them. What did I start with? I started with no friends, no girlfriends, a shitty dorm, and a major I was disappointed in. I am now studying to become a famous landscape architect where I will build multi-million dollar gardens that will benefit society and make each day of work a pleasure.

Three years…it seems like such a long time. High school was yesterday, wasn’t it? I mean I went to high school thinking about my future and then I went to college thinking about my future, and during the time I was here at school I suddenly realized that my future is now and I am ready to take a stand now! A prolific fraternity brother once told me, you gotta get in before you get out! It is the truth…and with that I am proud to say I got into my landscape architecture program. I finished something that was so difficult and time consuming, a program that developed me into a man. I have become what I wanted when I came to school here three years ago. I started with a miserable degree in Finance, a degree that didn’t push me or motivate me, rather it made me feel dry and unhappy about my future. I needed something to drive my creativity, build my ego, and let me wake up one day and be proud of the life I am living. If you cant be happy then why the hell should you be doing it?!!

I think a benchmark is a time when someone just knows where they want to go from now. It is like the power of being able to progress further in a goal. I think more people need to have goals set forth in their lives. To me, goals are what keep me going. Goals such as finding good friends, loving love ones, understanding oneself; all of these are what keep people going on a day to day basis. Usually it is a lot harder to find good people that you can relate to, and even sometimes, we end up finding people that are not that great for ourselves because we don’t want to wait. I am stubborn I believe, I believe that people need to look out for oneself and make sure they are not in situations where they do not feel comfortable. To be honest, I fucked up. I lived with a roommate that I got along famously with, but over time the problems that were occurring before we lived together were getting worse and worse till it wasn’t enjoyable to come home anymore to see the roommate. I think there is something to be said for honesty and telling people the truth, but tactfully. I learned that keeping my mouth shut for as long as I did about the problems with my roommate was bad, but I wouldn’t of done it any differently. I am learning a lot about myself, through the people I associate myself with, maybe I am stubborn, maybe I am selfish, but I do not see the reason in hanging out with people who you do not find as people you can trust or respect.

I fell in love for the first time in college. I knew it was love when I sitting in bed staring at this beautiful woman and she smiled at me and told me how she loved me as well. It made me feel like the world was great, it made me feel like I was on the road to a life of happiness, a feeling I had not experience during my childhood. When I was growing up in high school I never hit it off with the women, I was fat and tall and it made me uncomfortable. During the end of my senior year I went out with this girl, the girl that I had liked throughout the time I was in school and later on, after I moved, I learned that she had liked me. That is when I started to feel more confident in myself. It empowered me, it gave me the courage to move on to the next point in my life. College.

I can only hope that the next three years of school are just as good as the first three. I would like to thank the people that have made me part of their lives, my friends family, and exes.

Here are some of the memorable moments of the last three years:

Having good girlfriends who have taught me the power of love. When I was growing up I never knew how to love someone, emotionally, I felt like an empty shell for the most of my high school years, but now I am starting to realize the power of love, and the effects it can have on your life.

Changing my major to landscape architecture

Making it through hell week in the fraternity, the week I never thought would end. Waking up in the morning with ten other men and having to all take showers together in less than three minutes.

Deciding to live with girlfriend, and then a semester later learning I wasn’t ready to take the step in living with a woman.

Moving into my apartment and living with a fellow fraternity member.

All the parties that I went to and had to throw up at the end of the night so I would be able to fall asleep. Thanks Aimee for cleaning all those messes up and dealing with a light on.

Learning how to draw, a skill which I never knew I had until I was put under pressure.

Speaking in front of public officials who decided to implement my design for Alachua county.

Being stuck on the highway in my roommate’s piece of shit Mustang waiting for AAA to come and rescue us, and then breaking down again, and then deciding to bring my own car up to Gainesville.

Here is one thing I have been ruminating about…

Why don’t we just have one type of screw, lets just decide once and for all is it going to be the Phillips or the flat head?

Sincerely, DONE!

Date: 2/02

Birthday Countdown: 18 days. I don’t really think birthdays are the amazing things they used to be because as we grow older and older and we put more emphasis on our future then what is going on in our lives at this very moment. I say Hold On! Chill baby. Live today for today and enjoy every moment. Actually think of what things would not get done if you were just trying to have a good day. When you are sitting around doing nothing today, go out and buy me gifts. YAY!

I really hate it when people eat my food at the dinner table. I don’t really mind giving people my food, but dammit, I hate it when someone thinks its going to be cute to take their fork and use it to stab one of my fries. I don’t think anyone really likes it when people eat your food, it goes back to caveman times when people would beat each other for walking into the wrong cave. The next time someone takes a fry I am going to use a fork and slowly eat their entire meal in front of them.

I bought this new alarm clock/light/radio/masturbator – no masturbation, but this thing does it all. And I bought it for ten bucks. I was so impressed with this little wonder that I bought two of them. I put one in the studio and one in my room, some kid in the studio told me that the alarm clock was cool, I went over to his desk and told him all about the thing for like five minutes. Who the hell have I become? I think sometimes the act of telling people about the little things is worth more than the stupid light anyways.

The big question everyone should be asking themselves is how to dispose of the entire Jackson family in one big death raid. I mean if the whole family was to die half of the child molestation charges in California would be dropped, naked boobies would be a thing of the past on TV, and there would be no more Netherland. Who the hell makes a god damn theme park for little kids. A theme park for little kids is like a child getting a fun pass to be molested all day.

The word studio has taken on a new meaning since I have been in school. People used to tell me the nightmares of studio, I didn’t believe them. Nightmare usually is determined by the lack of sleep I get that night. And to be honest, this semester has not been that bad, but over the summer I would be lucky to get more than four hours of sleep. You know its bad when you are staring at the clock on the wall and you are relieved to be going home at 3 instead of 4 or 5. the life of me. The teacher came by today and I always know whether or not I am going to be able to sell the design by how I feel about the project, as she stood there I couldn’t bull shit my way out of a certain design element and I just stood there aloof while she took her eraser and started her wonderful retreat scribbling and erasing what she didn’t like. When she left, I was like shit! One more hour of sleep last night and I would have been able to make my project work. The wonderful biased world of design, gotta love it.

I saw the butterfly effect…it was weird, but good. I do not want to give anything away, but the movie does make you feel good because 8/10 of the movie is so morbid and depressing. I thought from the previews that the movie would be more fun, but instead the director tried to make a statement about going back in time. Like everyone goes back in time from reading journals on a day to day basis. It was actually well scripted, but the main actor cant act and when he does he makes the movie look like a gag, overall the movie is definitely worth seeing for the ending which will make you love the world.

Can you imagine what would happen to Jackson if he went to jail. His ass would be pounded more than a gay man at Club Med. I don’t think they would ever allow him to go to jail because he would be killed almost immediately and then it would look like the justice system failed. I am not saying he shouldn’t be killed, but he should possibly be killed by the parents of the little boys he molested instead of some Nazi shit head.

I updated the site and now you wont have to scroll down forever to see how many people have come to the site. I know it is a problem for most people, like myself, because we all want to see how much we have contributed to the rise of the people count, so whala! I have created it just for you!

Racquetball has become my new drug. I wish I could play it three times a day and do nothing but talk to people about racquetball all day long. I guess when I am older I will build myself a racquetball court so I can play it all the time. For now I will brave the weather conditions and actually drive my car somewhere to play. I usually play at the school.

I am done, good night all, and check out the link to the pics below, god speed good neighbor.

Here is my paragraph of the week straight from TheOnion.com

I sleep in a bed of moonbeams, covered in a blanket of clouds. Each day, an adorable deer wakes me up by licking my face. Magical dewdrops scrub my pink face clean, and for breakfast I eat a bowl of sunbeams and starshine. I have lots of pretty dresses, and nobody ever makes me wear make-up or high heels. All day long, I play and sing songs with the other angels, tugging at their robes to make them laugh. Most of them are grown-ups, but you'd be surprised if you knew how many of them are adorable little children, just like me! We play games with the angels all day long, and we put on little shows for the grown-ups, spinning around and dancing, and there's always applause from the heavenly hosts. Then we all sing hymns together in praise to God.

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Date: 1/30

Believe it! I have finally put up pictures! Imagine it as a three or four minute roller coaster into the human psyche of Heath! Clickclickclick!

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