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The Blonde and the ATM Machine

There once was a blonde who wanted to take money out of the bank so she can buy some shoes. Her brunette friend says: "Go use the ATM machine over there," pointing to the ATM machine. The blonde has never used an ATM machine before, but luckily, there were instructions on the screen, "Please insert you card," the screen read, so she put in her bank card. Next the screen read, "Please select the amount you would like to take out," so she pressed the button beside the words "$40.00" Two 20 dollar bills popped out of the machine while the blonde read the screen, "Please take you money" she took her money. Next, it read "Please take your card" so she took out her card then waited to see what to do next, it read, "Please insert your card" The blonde, very frustrated, shouted "Oh my god! Again!?"

by Jbur, age 12

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School Blonde

One day a blonde girl went to school but she didnt know what she was
doing so0o0 she asked the bus driver what she had to do? and the bus driver said
well u got to listen,talk all the time and give them what ever they want!!!So
the girl went to school and she sat there all day talking.So a bully said i like
your shoes the girl said thanks and then the bully said can i have them she said
sure she bent down an gave them to him.She got on the same bus and the bus
driver said where are your shoes she said i gave them to a bully.The bus driver
said why did you do that??The girl said because you said give them anything they
ask for so i did..

by Emma, age 14

Holy Water

Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the hell out of it

by Taylor, age 13






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