QUOTES
JC: ...and then the bad guys started winning, so I started cheering...
IW:  <interupting> Wait.  You mean you were cheering against Batman?
TC:  I know!  Isn't that terrible?  What kind of a message were we giving the children?
JC:  Self-defense!  "Kids -- if some guy wearing a cape and panties starts punching you, you punch right back."

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TW: 5'5" with green eyes...smile like a crooked fence.

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JS: You're the first person I've met who could actually connect UB-40 with a proof for the existence of God.

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JC:  You're a good man, but we live in an evil, evil world.

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MW: Driving is like war, and I intend to win!

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JM: It hurts to be beautiful, honey.

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TP: I'm tired of midgets.

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JM: I'm six feet tall. It takes a lot of fuel to keep this engine burning.

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LP: That's only for pussy Jedi!

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RT: Why don't you ever put me in your Quotes section?
IW: I don't know.
RT: Well . . .
IW: Okay.  I'll put you in there.

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RW: This party needs more men!

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CR: A bunny?  C'mere wittle bunny!  I wanna jizz on ya!
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