1 Loving family
1 Wonderful girlfriend
1 Mazda Miata MX-5
1 Apartment w/ an incredible friend/trustworthy roommate
7 Distinct cliques of great friends that have yet to meet the other cliques (but will!)
1 Job that you can be proud of and enjoy
2 Tickets to see DMB
0 Parking tickets, because you raced back to your car during your lunch break to feed the meter right before the meter-maid got there. Yeah. That's right. Just try and give me a ticket now!
1 Gorgeous day
INSTRUCTIONS:
Start with raising child under guidance of a loving and supportive family. OPTION: Feel free to add a black-and-white cat named "Schmarmer" to mix for extra cuteness. Slowly add great friends to mixture while continuing to stir. After 16 years, throw in a Miata. Continuing to stir for another eight years, add wonderful girlfriend. Stop mixing, then use money from enjoyable job to obtain DMB tickets. Momentarily hide tickets in apartment with incredible friend until needed to treat girlfriend to DMB. Go to DMB. Dance. Wait one day, then stop a meter-maid from ticketing the Miata. Bake for 15 minutes at 69 degrees under a sunny sky, then enjoy.
