"VARIOUS PRE-HOLIDAY MUSINGS"
I was originally going to write about how hot it is these days and how glad I am to work in an air-conditioned building and how, in mid-commute, I started hoping that the Wonder Twins would appear just so Zan would turn into a bucket of water that I could pour over my body (clad in dry-clean only suit and all). But everyone else is blogging about that, so I'll be different.
Mi hermana rubia, Taryn (as seen in the mutually unflattering pic of us at left), recently told me that someone else was using my joke about the Vagina Monologues (*ahem* "so I says to Mayble..."). I'm very, very ready to track down this guy and mug him before he also uses my joke about the Penis Diatribes. In the meantime, I suggest that you check out Taryn's still- developing website (click on her name). I've got the best sister in the world, and everyone should know that as well as I do. And while everyone's focused on her, I'll take care of the prick who took my VM joke.
I didn't go to Krav last night, as I originally planned, because I was dead tired and vowed that I was going to go to sleep at an early hour. And then Lisa called. And we talked for what seemed like just a few minutes. Then Jenn (who doesn't come home until late) came through the door and I realized that the few minutes that seemed to have passed must have been well over a hundred instead.
I love it when that happens.
