Name: Ian T. Wells
Nicknames: Too many to list. "Ian" will suffice.
Zodiac sign: Aries
City/State: Brookline, MA
Lefty/Righty: Righty. (Dexter...not Sinister)
School: Boston College
Employment: Children's Hospital
FAVORITES
Philosophers: Epictetus, Boethius, Plato, Plotinus
Word: Jin (Japanese: literally translates as "Virtue of purity, benevolence & justice")
Animal Totem: Eagle
Board Game: RISK
Flower: White Rose
Candy: Snickers bar
Cartoon: Justice League, although Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, The Simpsons, and Family Guy are all wonderful.
Cereal: Back to Nature Hi-Protein Soy Flakes (tastes much better than it sounds)
Color: 4-way tie -- Red, White, Blue and Yellow.
Color Nail Polish: I don't wear the stuff, but I find a strong red to be very fetching on a woman.
Day of the Week: Saturday. Sleep late. Stay up late.
Food: As a vegetarian, Quorn (its texture is just like meat). As an omnivore, Chicken n' Biscuits at The Cheesecake Factory (very meat n' potatoes-esque!)
Ice Cream: Vanilla & Chocolate swirl (very fitting)
Item(s) of Clothing: True blue shirt, blood red tie + midnight black suit.
Magazine: Men's Health -- It's just like Maxim, but without the soft core porn.
Number: One
School Subject(s): Philosophy, History
Season(s): Summer. What's life without pool parties and BBQ's? But the other seasons all have their charms...especially here in New England.
Store: H&M. Look good without emptying your wallet.
TV Channel: BBCAmerica, Cartoon Network, CNN, History Channel, Sci-Fi Channel, & Fox (but only "Simpsons" Fox -- not "When Animals Attack Priests IV" Fox)
ODDITIES
Habits: Running, writing, weight-lifting, boxing (recent addition), creating obscure webpages
Obsessions: (1) Attempting to turn myself into the perfect man. (2) Attempting to find, and win the love of, the perfect woman (et ergo, the former obsession).
Piercings: None. Not now. Not ever.
Special Talents: Play piano, speak Japanese, can win Contra without the Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start code.
Annoys you the most: Evil people wearing the mantle of virtue/righteousness/honor.
Tattoos: None. Not now. Not ever. But if I did get one, it would the kanji for "Jin" located above my right ankle.
WHICH IS BETTER?
Coke vs. Sprite: Water
Pepsi vs. Mt. Dew: Sprite
Diamonds vs. Pearls: "Diamonds. Because she'll pretty much have to." --Family Guy
Disney vs. Warner Bros.: Hmm...Mickey Mouse vs. Neo from The Matrix? WB wins!
Gold vs. Silver: Gold. Easily. "Gold vs. Platinum" might have been a tougher question...
Heaven vs. Hell: Heaven. Heaven always wins, you fools. Never side with an arrogant Lightbringer...
Kissing vs. Hugging: Depends on what she is in the mood for...
Land vs. Sea: Beach
Love vs. Lust: If you truly love someone, you lust after them spiritually as well as physically.
McDonald's vs. Burger King: Water
FRIENDSHIP & LOVE
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
Do you have a crush on a coworker: No, but I do work with many beautiful young women. If I weren't so professional...
Do you want children? If so, how many?: As many as she wants. As a man, I don't think I should dictate these matters, since I'm not the one in labor. 2 or 3 would be nice, though.
First thing you notice in the sex you're attracted to: Height, hair, eyes, personality -- in that order, as I get closer to her and start a conversation.
Least favorite thing about the opposite sex: Many of them believe that being rail-thin is the epitome of beauty. It's not. Being yourself is.
Most important thing in a relationship: You mean after love? Trust.