Parody Songs
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas
Sung To "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
�The Olson Family
As the first gift was opened my true love said to me,
"I can't believe you thought I'm size three"
As the second gift was opened my true love said to me,
"Why'd you buy me these?"
As the third gift was opened my true love said to me,
"What'd you spend on that?"
As the fourth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"I saw this at the thrift shop"
As the fifth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"I'm bipolar"
As the sixth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"You've run out of luck"
As the seventh gift was opened my true love said to me,
"This marriage sucks"
As the eighth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"Why don't you just leave?"
As the ninth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"I've called a lawyer"
As the tenth gift was opened my true love said to me
, "You
take the kids"
As the eleventh gift was opened my true love said to
me, "I want the house"
As the twelfth gift was opened my true love said to me,
"Why'd I marry you?"
Propel Your Craft
Sung To "Row Your Boat"
Ian Olson
Propel, Propel, Propel Your Craft, Languidly Down The Liquid
Solution, Ecstatically, Ecstatically, Ecstatically, Ecstatically, Existence
Is But A Delusion
Dream A But Is Life
Sung To Reverse "Row Your Boat"
Ian Olson
Dream A But Is Life, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
Stream The Down, Gently Boat Your Row, Row, Row
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