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First Name : Sir
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Surname : Sir
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How do you know Ian? : Through Joey Deakin
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Your comments please! : Ooooh, not long now! This really is super super stuff! How exciting! Ooooh.
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First Name : Ronald
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Surname : Caxton
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Your comments please! : Ian, I find your little web funnel extremely eerie and discombobulating.
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First Name : Burton
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Surname : Hackett
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How do you know Ian? : No
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Your comments please! : What are you talking about? Try reinstalling your hard drive upside down if youre having problems with it.
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First Name : Burton
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Surname : Hackett
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Your comments please! :
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First Name : Gerald
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Surname : Hadlow
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Saw your (?) comments on SMACA
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Your comments please! : I was once and Asst. Curate at St. Matthew in the City. I saw your comments on SMACA and applaud your comments.
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First Name : The Iraqi Minister for Information
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Email address : [email protected]
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Your comments please! : WITNESS THE WICKED CENSORSHIP IN MY LAST ENTRY! THE BBC IS TO BLAME. DAMN YOU, SIMPSON, DAMN YOU. WISHART HAS SEEN THE LIGHT, AND SOON SHALL YOU ALL.
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First Name : The Iraqi Minister for Information
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Email address : [email protected]
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Your comments please! : Ian Wishart will be the most eminent journalist your country has ever seen - make no mistake about it. His glorious reports on the Welsh infidels have had a profound effect on all citizens of Baghdad and strengthened our resolve to complete the removal of
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First Name : Greg
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Surname : Lambert
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : He was my Courier puppet and I pulled the strings, although he will no doubt tell you otherwise
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Your comments please! : Watford for the Cup!
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First Name : Fulton
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Surname : McKay
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Email address : [email protected]
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Your comments please! : He rodgered Barraclough in the ladies toilet in 1972. I wasnt even aware we HAD a ladies toilet here.
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First Name : Noel
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Surname : Gallagher
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Email address : What the fook???
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How do you know Ian? : his fiesta hit my merc
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Your comments please! : i hate the books you read and all your friends - your musics shite, it keeps me up all night
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First Name : Dylan
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Surname : Thomas
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Email address : I dont own a computer
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How do you know Ian? : Via Organ Morgan
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Your comments please! : Bugger.
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First Name : Sven
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Surname : Crazyneck
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I dont KNOW him, I just know ABOUT him
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Your comments please! : So wheres this much-promised update then, you old goat?
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First Name : Aimee
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Surname : Lewis
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How do you know Ian? : piss off am angry
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Your comments please! : Oi - Thomson - am going to fucking get you - you fucking, fucking bitch - Sleeping with my man. Im going to find you, run and hide baby, run and hide
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First Name : Baxter
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Surname : Cummings
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Sausages
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Your comments please! : Ladies! I am delighted to announce that Ian Wishart will be laying down some funky drum n bass grooves this Saturday night at the Roper Hall in Preston (toilets closed for repairs).
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First Name : Sarah
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Surname : Thompson
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Email address :
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How do you know Ian? : Also had mad sex in Roper Hall
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Your comments please! : You fucking, fucking, bastard - I thought you only came for me.
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First Name : Ivor
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Surname : Biggun
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How do you know Ian? : Met him at Gay Village in Manchester
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Your comments please! : Met him in a bar but very disappointed when he didnt call.
However, a though i saw him in a porn film the other week - Chicks with Dicks
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First Name : Aimee
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Surname : Lewis
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Email address :
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How do you know Ian? : Had mad passionate sex one night in Ropper Hall toilets
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Your comments please! : All over so quickly there isnt much to say.
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First Name : Jerzey
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Surname : Dudek
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We met in a bar in Poland
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Your comments please! : I blame your website and nothing else for my appalling howler last weekend.
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First Name : Vivian
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Surname : Fostercock
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through Murdo The Bastard McTaggart
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Your comments please! : I am delighted to announce that Ian Wishart will be guesting on this Sundays Champagne and Roses with Gerald Harper. Ian will be discussing his blossoming career, his latest album, and presenting a few of his easy-listening keyboard favourites.
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First Name : Bogdan
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Surname : Cockmansworthy
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through Mad Mick Molloy
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Your comments please! : I am delighted to announce that Ian Wishart will be signing copies of his new album Me And My Banjo String at the Macclesfield branch of Oddbins this Saturday between 1pm and 1:10 pm.
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First Name : David
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Surname : Mercury
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through the Friends of Division 3 chatroom
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Your comments please! : Youre a tit, Wishart.
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First Name : Fluster
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Surname : Gammonback
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Friday evening mah-jong club
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Your comments please! : I regret to announce that Ian Wishart will NOT be performing at the Ambassador Hotel this Sunday evening because he has snapped his banjo string.
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First Name : Gabriel
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Surname : Whorecloth
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Thursday afternoon contract bridge classes
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Your comments please! : Ive just read your article Ghosts of the Tora Bora and found it most enlightening. However, your assertion that Bin Laden is now confined to a deckchair is surely idle speculation and was, I felt, most out of place in an otherwise well-researched piece.
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First Name : Jackson
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Surname : Nitnurse
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Toaster film club
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Your comments please! : I find your website shocking and unpleasant, your essays a ragbag of lies, half-truths, and ill-conceived conjecture, and your imagery is quite grotesque. Having said that, I thoroughly enjoyed your essay "Is Al-Qaeda Run By Aliens?".
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First Name : Forbes
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Surname : Gravelaxe
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through Mad Jack McBastard
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Your comments please! : Ian, two things I must correct you on: firstly, the Taliban wanted to ban ALL musical instruments, not just flugel horns, and secondly, Paul Scholes has NEVER been implicated in any terrorist outrage, as you erroneously suggest.
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First Name : Albert
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Surname : Devilback
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Thursday morning whist drive
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Your comments please! : Ian, I thoroughly enjoy the light-hearted, witty timbre of your website, though I find it puzzling that you should include a section devoted entirely to pictures of hideously mutilated wolves.
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First Name : Ingemar
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Surname : Beard
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through Mike Dickin
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Your comments please! : Ian Wishart will be appearing in the Neath Christmas production of 'Jack And The Flipping Beanstalk' at the Neath Palladium (the coarse and bawdy nature of Ian Wishart renders him unsuitable for the gaze of women and children)
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First Name : Grayson
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Surname : Pedals
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : He's my intellectual property
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Your comments please! : I'm delighted to announce that ianwishartmerchandise.co.uk has teamed up with the Hallifacks Building Society to offer a portfolio of specially endorsed financial services, including pensions, saving schemes, and morgidges. Sign up today for a free filofa
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First Name : Dexter
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Surname : Germolene
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Skittles
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Your comments please! : Ian Wishart merchandise! Now available at www.ianwishartmerchandise.co.uk! Items include carriage clocks, blazer badges, shower attachments, golfing accessories, socks, and miniature Ian Wishart figurines (first-time buyers receive a free plastic dinosaur
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First Name : Chastity
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Surname : Jizzjar
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I sood 'im fer damidges
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Your comments please! : An impressive site, Ian, let down only by your - if I may say - amateurish essay on "Cranial Violation Since the 14th Century". Key points were missed and the conclusion was - how can I put it? - rather glib.
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First Name : Olivia
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Surname : Pornfax
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Monday night 27-a-side football
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Your comments please! : Hi! Love the up-to-the-minute news and views! And those short films you made kick ass! Especially the one with the horse! And that ZX Spectrum/Commodore 64 software emulator is a bloomin' godsend!
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First Name : Patrick
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Surname : Taskforce
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We sat next to each other at last year's IT business management consulting seminar in Nottingham
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Your comments please! : Love your site - thanks for the link! I particularly enjoyed your bit about getting stuck on trains! My only gripe is that your downloadable MP3 section hasn't got any Toni Braxton - otherwise excellent! See you at next year's seminar in Milton Keens!
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First Name : Bovril
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Surname : Flashpunk
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Email address : [email protected]
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Your comments please! : Whoops! I pressed Enter instead of tab! How retarded! Anyway, I think Ian Wishart merchandise is a great idea! How about an Ian Wishrat "his 'n' hers" range of perfume?! Byeee!
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First Name : Malcolm
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Surname :
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Your comments please! :
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First Name : Magnus
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Surname : Lawsuit
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I once sat next to him on the no. 91 to Birmingham city centre
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Your comments please! : Hello, thought I'd drop by. Love your site, particularly the shepherd's pie ressippy, and the news ticker feature's ace! How about some Ian Wishart merchandise?
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First Name : Hans
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Surname : Blix
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We were at weapons inspection training school together
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Your comments please! : Hello old chap! Blixipoos again! Sorry about all this hooha about whether we're going in or not. Bloody red tape, old chap! Still, looks like old Dubya's hammered something out after all, and we could be going in the week after next! So, pack your shorts
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First Name : Axel
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Surname : Megadeth
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I used to stalk him
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Your comments please! : Your shipping forecast feature is an invaluable tool that helps me get through the day. Thanks old chap!
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First Name : Dustin
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Surname : Knockjaw
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I don't
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Your comments please! : Are you really a weapons inspector, Ian?
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First Name : Marmite
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Surname : Pimpmirror
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Wednesday evening Spanish conversation class
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Your comments please! : So, who are all these goats abusing your guestbook feature then? I reckon it's someone with too much time on their hands if you ask me . . .
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First Name : Jonathon
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Surname : Junction
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Kung-fu classes
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Your comments please! : Hi Ian! Great website! I've got all that stuff you wanted me to get . . . can I call round tonight to drop it off? Don't worry, I've got a trailer and a wheelbarrow and some thick polythene bags. I don't reckon it'll take more than a couple of hours! See
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First Name : Bamber
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Surname : Hopcraft
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We were at Toaster Grammar together
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Your comments please! : Hello there Ian. Just thought I'd drop by your site, cos it's got a whole chapter devoted to it in a new book wot I've bought called "The Do's and Dont's of Website Design".
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First Name : Hans
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Surname : Blix
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We were at the weaponsinspection training school together
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Your comments please! : Hello Ian! Long time no hear, you old goat! Get ready for the off - we'll definitely be going in any time now possibly! Cheerio, old chap!
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First Name : Gerhard
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Surname : Schroeder
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Never 'eard of 'im
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Your comments please! : Watch it, Edmund. You're going to lose on Sunday. Go back to Bavaria where you belong, you silly old so-and-so.
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First Name : Edmund
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Surname : Stoiber
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : I don't know him, but I've often thought I'd like to
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Your comments please! : Inspirational, Ian. Your words lend me the inner strength I need when I take to the rostrum to deliver my speeches.
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First Name : Helmut "the mullet"
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Surname : Heidel
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : Through my brother Fritz
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Your comments please! : There's always one, isn't there. And possibly quite a few more, judging by this lot.
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First Name : Sue
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Surname : Carr
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How do you know Ian? : Journalism course
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Your comments please! : I love your website - thankyou for sending me the link.
Have just spent about half an hour on it when I should be doing work!
(although it is my last day today) - and your profile of the busker is
brilliant - I hadn't read it before!
Take care
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First Name : Rodney
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Surname : Condiment
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We were at Gordenstoun together
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Your comments please! : Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing flip-flops?
A: Phillippe Philloppe!
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First Name : Sir
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Surname : Duncan Smith
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : We were at Eton together
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Your comments please! : I'd like to get to know Fritz and Andrew, as I think I'd like them very much. As for the website, I like the bouncing heads and all the interesting adverts that pop up all over the place.
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First Name : Andrew
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Surname : William Bryden
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Email address : I'm not "posting" my e-mail address on the web for all and sundry to see
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How do you know Ian? : I don't know him either.
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Your comments please! : Hello Fritz Heidel! Are you German?
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First Name : Fritz
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Surname : Heidel
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Email address : [email protected]
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How do you know Ian? : i do not know him
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Your comments please! : i like your website very much and i think i would like you very much too. please keep up the good work ian!
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