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| DRINKING BUDDIES |
| This here is where you will find info on the poor people who have to go drinking with me, complete with images so you know who to avoid. Well here we are... |
| Name: Ian Honcharenko Drinking Name: Ian, or sometimes "The Shirt" Ocupation: Webpage maker/Telesales Advisor Weapon Of Choice: Guinness Favourite Band: Matchbox 20 (www.matchbox20.com) Favourite Song: American Pie by Don McLean (NOT the bloody Madonna version) When Sober: Drinks Guinness while taking the piss. When Pissed: Grade-A Cretin with a tendancy to get depressed Classic Drinking Moment: 'Guarding' the gambler for Plum and accidently sitting on the 'collect' button (as you can imagine, Plum swore a lot in the following minute) Prefers: Anywhere with Guinness Fave Doncaster Venue: Central Park Quote to know him by: What The F#*k do you mean you don't serve Guinness, it's a goddamn travesty! |
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| PLUMB |
| Name: Christian Plumb Drinking Name: Plumb Weapon Of Choice: Any olde worlde bitters Occupation: Paper pushing middle-management Favourite Band: Favourite Song: When Sober: Gambling Guru When Pissed: If in York, a wise Yoda (see Plumbs Philosophy section), otherwise, Crazy Gambler Classic Drinking Moment: Misson to Blaxton in 10 minutes getting us there just before closing time Prefers: Gambling Venues Fave Doncaster Venue: Quote To Know Him by: Chaznay-Dave! Chaznay-Dave! |
| PHIL |
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| Name: Phil Jessop Drinking Name: Phillyjess Weapon Of Choice: Boddingtons Favourite Band: Huey Lewis & The News Favourite Song: St. Elmo's Fire By John Parr Occupation: Unemployed Soap dodger When Sober: Hyperactive smug rich kid When Pissed: Hyperactive compulsive gambling rich kid Classic Drinking Moment: Driving Rotherham to Doncaster after 8 pints while I "navigated" Prefers: Anywhere with Beer and Gamblers/Quiz Machines excluding clubs Fave Doncaster venue: Quote to know him by: Al-Right Dude!?! |
| ROB |
| Name: Robert Ardron Drinking Name: 4-2-9-1 Weapon Of Choice: Stella Artois Favourite Band: Favourite Song: Occupation: Layabout When Sober: Can't remember, it was a long time ago... When Pissed: Crazy violent cannibal Classic Drinking Moment: 'Eating' Phil and making Phil scream like a girly-man. Prefers: Clubs and loud venues Fave Doncaster Venue: Kar-Is-Ma (Or the Karisma to normal folk) Quote to know him by: I'll have a pint of Uri Gellar (His idea of cockney slang for Stella) |