So apparantly, minitues after I talked to him one day, at school, he went out to the back of the school where this really gross puddle was, I mean really gross. From what I hear, it wasn't made only of mud, no no no, if that was the case I would have laughed, but no, this had loads of cigurette butts and loogies and lots of other hellish little sickly mutated fucked-up pieces of shit in it.
And, for less than $30, he licked through the fucking waters.
Ok Andrew, YOU ARE A MORONIC FUCK! what the fuck did you wish to accomplish? hm? let me guess, you're gonna say something like "oh, it was for money dumbass" but for $30!? For fuck sakes! You're probably gonna get right fucking diesed from putting your mouth near it, did you ever think of that? No, if I was you, I would've said "Ok, give me a hundred dollars for it, $30 now the rest later"
So why did you do it? and for such little money? Was it to get attention? If thats the case than you're fucking worse than that whore Chelsea! This proves what I have been saying for the longest time "You're swine!" First that was a joke, now its fucking true! And don't give me that whole "oh its MY choice Richard" cuz even though its your choice, it a fuckin stupid one and I wouldn't be a good friend for making this rant.
You know what? I hope you get fucking Herpies or fucking cancer, that may be cruel sounding, BUT FUCK IT! You're the stupid money-grubbing attenetion-grabbing hole that put it into your system, so its you're own fucking fault If you get some frigged up sickness.
Don't try and make some excuse like "oh well it was after a fresh rain so all that bad stuff will be gone" Because there is no such thing as "fresh rain" here in North Dartmouth! Remember......what was built on a cove that hold my last name a constantly pumps coal-dust and other nasty shit into the sky?
Thats right....
Idiot
So yeah, what respect I had for you has been flushed down the fucking toliet, if you want my respect back you better lick it up, swine!