the mosh pit, you fell down, some must of hit you real hard. you struggled to get to your feet, you were gonna be trampled...UNTIL, I saw your plight, trying to live up to "RICHARDISM", I heroicly fought through the fray,helped you up and got you away from danger. Than afterwards you said "Well I could've gotten out of there myself" yeah, right. with those hooker-boots you wear it's a wonder you can walk right at all (you must have skill...but nothing I can't master) this small rant is pretty much about me saying "don't try and out arrogent-ize me" and "admit it, it was a sign of weakness and you didn't like the fact that I helped you"
overall it's truly about "I WANT A FUCKING REWARD!!!!" :)
(note; this rant is meant to cause laughter and to show Andrew that I'm braver and not as selfish as I seem...oh yeah, reward too. can't forget the reward!)