| Good ideas of things not to do with a microwave |
| Don't stick your head in a microwave when it is on |
| Don't put metal in a microwave and turn it on, unless you are a hick and it's the 4th of july |
| Don't put your pet cat in the microwave and turn it on |
| Don't fill your sink and throw your running microwave in there |
| it's not a good idea to put plastic in your microwave, (especially your gi joes they have metal bindings) |
| it's also a good idea to unplug your microwave befor working on the insides |
| if you cant find out your microwave is not working because it's not pluged in, you might be a redneck |