Kids
Abe: No you don't have to. Awww crap. Okay.
Abe: Yeah sure, all the time. Do you want a soda?
Melissa: Really?! No thanks on that soda.
Abe: Yeah. Like the future of Hyrule when I saved it from Ganon again, last week.
Melissa: I never know what you're talking about, but I don't think we're on the same page. I'm talking about kids and marriage.
Abe: Kids?
Mikey: Bam! Ha ha!
Abe: Uh.
Abe: (shivers) I don't want kids like my little brother!
Melissa: Why? Mikey's a nice boy.
Abe: Remember when he called you ugly?
Melissa: Oh yeah. Well our kids would be sweet little angels.
Abe: Ha!
