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| The Jibber Jabber Report 2/14/03 -Check every Friday for new Jibbah! Topic: The article that just wastes perfectly good newspaper space Facts about candy hearts "Not easy being green: Five of the candy's six colors taste pretty much like they look. Pink is cherry. White is wintergreen. Orange is orange. Purple is grape. Yellow is banana. But green is not lime. It's lemon." Accent- Sweet-Talking Guise- Theresa Walker, Orange County Register The Jibbah Responds: First of all this person who wrote this obviously has no in depth analysis to some candy that's been around for years which is "heart shaped" and "has words". But in my honest opinion, this girl needs some lessons on giving the article a little more spazazz, instaed of bringing forth some dull observation as "orange is orange". Boring. This in term leads to my belief that the article that takes up 3/4ths of a newspaper section's front page pluse one whole page ont he back, which carries nothing more significant than just "orange is orange," should be thrown out the window and made room for other better stuff, like, how awesome Strong Bad is. I don't know why this article demands so much space as oppose to the article about racism next to it which writes of something more controversial. But let's be realistic here, who in their right mind has room to carry facts about heart-shaped candies? Our human brain can only capacitate so much. We need other important stories here people. Agree/Disagree, Questions, Comments? Type in your response! Isn't that stick figure guy awesome? =) *sigh* He's slick ^_~ |
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