About Myself
I'm not going to  just list things about myself, I'll write a few paragraphs.  I'll try to make it as short as possible.

   My name is Vanessa, I live in Brunswick, Ohio.  That's fairly close to Cleveland, for those of you who don't know.  I was born on August fifteenth nineteen hundred eighty five, which makes me fifteen years old.  My parents are Larry and Janet, we fight...a lot.  I have one older brother, Larry, we are exact opposites.  We look similar and we've both had blonde hair at a point in time, that's about the most we have in common.  I have two dogs, Buster and Toby.

    Personal appearance section [weee!] I'm short and fat and ugly.  Ok, maybe not fat, but i constantly feel fat.  I'm 5'3", 115 pounds, and I have ugly hair that I have to redye.  I hate myself right now.  How grand.  Dammit, what happened to my vanity?!?!

    My favorite colors are blue, black, and purple, as you'll see throughout this site.  My background is black, not because I'm so goth *gag* but because it is my favorite color.  My favorite bands are A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Ozzy Osbourne, and Tool.  The song I like the best is "3 Libras" by A Perfect Circle.  The funniest song ever written is "Buger King Christmas Carol" by Retard Choir.  My favorite movie is The Crow.  The best drink ever is Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate with marshmallows.  The best free thing I've ever received was a Charmin toilet training poster, complete with Charmin stickers, which I display (proudly) on my wall in my bedroom.  TV show I watch most often is...I don't know.  I don't watch much t.v.  The best thing I've ever stolen was a sign from Tops that can be seen
here.
    Color that I can't stand is baby pink.  The bands I dislike the most are Blink 182, Linkin Park, and really anything techno.  Worst song I've ever heard is some techno thing called 60 more minutes of techno.  Guess what it is!  It's sixty-one minutes and twenty-three seconds of techno.  The length of it is what makes it really bad.  The worst movie I've ever seen is Stigmata, good idea, bad acting and poor script.  Worst drink ever is Folger's Cafe Latte.  I compared it to pig vomit.  Not that I've ever tasted pig vomit.  There are two things that tie for the worst thing I've ever received for free.  Those things are Backstreet Boys - Millennium and (numerous) demo CDs from a band called Sinomatic.  Their debut CD comes out April 17, 2001, to all of you interested.  That is one CD I will not be buying.  The worst thing I've ever stolen was the heart of many boys.  *rolls eyes*  Actually, I once stole my brother's white dress shirt, but I gave it back.
    The best thing that has ever happened to me was the summer of the 2000.  I grew to know myself better than I had ever known myself before.  Plus, I met
Claire, who is absolutely great, and through long distance phone calls, e-mails, IMs, letters, and anything else we can think of, has become my best friend ever.  I'm the person I am today because of two and one half months, and I'm still growing.  Emotionally, that is.
    If you ask me, anybody in the psychology field should be shot in the head, as they are all idiots and give people excuses to be idiots.  Just because you have a short attention span, you don't have ADHD, just because you're sad, you don't have some form of depression.
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