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| A women was out golfing one day when she was stung by a bee. On her way back to the clubhouse, she passed her golf instructor. "Why are you coming back so soon?" he asked. "I got stung by a bee." she replied. "Where at?" he asked. "Between the first and second whole." she replied. The instructor thought for a moment and then said, "Your stance was too wide." |
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| Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? The French keep trying to surrender. |
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| What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne waits 'till you're twelve to come on your face. |