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| What did one gays sperm say to the other? "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?" |
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| What's the most commonly heard phrase at a gay bar? "May I push in your stool?" |
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| What's the difference between a fag and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull out your meat. |
| Why don't lesbians go on diets? It's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face. |
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| What do gay frogs say to each other in the woods? Rubbitt, Rubbitt. |
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| What do lesbian frogs say to each other in the woods? Wow! We really do taste like chicken! |
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| So I'm fucking this guy up the ass the other night. I get done, pull out, cum all over his back. Then he rolls over and wants to cuddle. What a faggit!! |
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| What does the lesbian couple do whe they are both on their period? Fingerpaint. |
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| Why do all lesbians want to be reincarnated as whales? Ten-foot long tongues and they breathe through the top of their heads. |