| How many feminists does it take to write a book? Two: One to do the writing, and one to suck my dick. |
| Feminism |
| How many feminists can you fit in a VW Bug? Don't know, they were too busy sucking my dick. |
| Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So that they won't be mistaken for feminists. |
| What are the two most important holes on a feminist? Her nostrils. She needs to breathe while giving me a blow job. |