In [email protected], "Heidi" <dressler_heidi@h...> wrote:

Finders keepers was that episode where Romano became in charge of the

ER. I watched the episode again and wrote down a few of the one liners

that made me laugh.

Romano: "That was a gift"

Kerry: "From a grateful patient?"

Romano: "From a girlfriend"

Romano: "What you're doing is bending me over and driving the

Chocolate highway, isn‘t it?"

Romano: "Bite me Nancy"

Romano: "You're a med student you're not going stunt, you're not

doing squat"

Romano: "Hey green card, I want all your performance invals by days

end"

Luka: "Why"

Romano: "Why do you think Igor, you're on my hit list"

Romano: "Who supplies the nurses scrubs"?

Abby: "Haleh"

Romano: "Switch to linen, they hug body better"

Romano: "Hey, hey everyone great news piñata in the parking lot

undelay, underlay”

Romano: "I lost my arm not my ole factory, nurse"

Romano: "Get rid of this coffee machine in here. You losers can pay

for your own java"

Romano: "Be advised that I am in charge of this SES pool, say goodbye

to the warm fuzzy of the Weaver era and hello to the age of

Efficiency and cost effectiveness"

Jerry: "Please!"

Romano: "Get your love at home"

Romano: "You want to chew the fat with the peasants back home, dial

ten ten call the third world"

Elizabeth:"...anything I can do to help"

Romano: "You can shoot me now"

Romano: "Ok let’s see who's losing the dispo race"

Romano: "In second last place we have Dr Lewis, well that's expected

of someone who ovulates"

Romano: "How are ya hon, don't tell me, don't tell me. It says right

here your blood pressure is high, but hell so is mine, but rather than

go to a busy ER I stay home and take my prescribed medication have

you tried that, huh, have ya?"

Romano: "Are you filling some special needs quota here Mr. Gallant, do

you need me to say it slowly?"

Romano: "Are they letting just any bottom feeders with a check into med

school these days"

Romano: "Your practical and intellectual superior with over twenty

years of surgical experience verses the two years of ass wiping you

call residency. Take her up"

Romano: "Yeah sure, why don't we get a third consult, maybe ask the

Janitor what he thinks. I've been down here less than a day and I'm

already starting to hate surgeons"

Romano: "Tell Lewis to gag him, sedate him or kill him"

Romano: "That took all of eight minutes, see people it can be done"

Romano: "What, the mandatory therapy crap making you a little soft, Dr

Kovak? Do us all a favor stop seeing a shrink and frankly if your

that screwed up, quit"

Romano: " A woman pops a kid out, what difference does it make what

day it is? No more official or unofficial recognition of birthdays"

Romano: "...and you sure as hell shouldn’t get too comfortable here, Dr

Carter. This is my ER now and that stands for one thing, everyone is

Replaceable even you"

Romano: "...must be some homo erotic thing for you I guess"