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| Hello Kitty and Freudisms |
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| Thanks to a most "unspecial" friend, I shall dedicate this page to him. On this page, you will find many of the stupid things he says. Unfortunately I cannot put every stupid thing he says as I can't type that fast. 1. Monica is lazy. 2. I (meaning me, not him) am never going to get anywhere in life. 3. It is best to be honest (*author's note: This is ironic considering he doesn't know the meaning of honesty). 4. I didn't know how to lock the door. 5. I'm an engineer...I'm an engineer...I'm an engineer. 6. Will you do my work for free for me? 7. You are negative because you demand money for work. 8. The county hasn't given me a stapler. 9. Haaaaaappppyyyy (insert day of the week here) (*author's note: The way in which this is said is MOST ANNOYING and makes me want to gouge out his eyes.) 10. You guys are having too much fun. (*author's note: I have to ask, though, is it possible to have too much fun?) 10. I need copies...these are so expensive...they are going to break me (*author's note: wah wah wah) 11. Maybe the county will break down and buy me a stapler. 12. I can't even afford a stapler remover because the county is so cheap. 13. Sarah said no one was Rex Wrangler like I was! What a compliment! (*author's notes: Names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent.) 14. Ladies and Gentlemen...Freud just came into my office and told me I had a positive attitude that was refreshing in this world of negativity. If you will kindly direct your attention to #7, you will see that previously he stated I had a negative attitude. Freud is a freak. 15.. It has been brought to my attention that Freud gave a sermon at his church and the day he did, he was nice enough to pass out his notes to the congregation. That is so nice to insult the people you are trying to preach to Freud. Give yourself a pat on the back!
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