| All Poetry and short stories here were created by me, Adam Zivojnovich and i would appretiate you not stealing them, KTHNXBAI. |
| Rated G (best read aloud) By. Adam Zivojnovich A women approched me at the store, I said get away you nasty... girl She followed me back to my truck, She kept asking me if i wanted to... go to the movies We went to the cineplex, She then asked me if i wanted to have... some popcorn |
| The Legend of the S.S. Dixie (must be read aloud) By. Adam Zivojnovich There once was a pirate captain who sailed the seven seas, He piloted a ship called the S.S. Dixie, one day the ship struck an iceberg and sprung a leak, The captain exclaimed "Good God, My Dixie Wrecked!" |
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| The Wrath of The Mall Ninjas The real reason Kenndy Mall's Aladdin's Castle was shut down Disclaimer: Warning, this story contains graphic scenes of totally sweet ninja ass-beating, may not be suitable for persons under the age of 46 |