The Legand of Adam Zivojnovich
Historical Documents from the early 1400s lead us to believe that Adam Zivojnovich (Historicly known as Adoma Sanders) was the love child of A high ranking greek warrior named Colonel Sanders and the goddess Athena, although he made one hell of a fried chicken, Adam was bitch-slapped from mount olympus, where he made his living pettling poultry to mountin dwelling hermits.
It is believed that one one such occasion There was a massive avalanche that sealed Adam under 500 feet of snow, where he was discovered in 1986, he was then thawed out by Swedish scientists, unfortunatly, due to a mix-up a by the Cryogenticly Thawed-out person Shipping Agency (CTSA) Adam was lost. A spokesman for CTSA was quoted saying-
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"We have a lot of Cryogenticly thawed out people to ship, we're only human, c'mon what do you want from us?"
-Adam Zivojnovich Historical society 2001
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