| I HATE URKEL. I HOPE HE DIES... THAT DAMN NERD! |
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| Get a load of this. His pants are FAR too short. Fuck that. Fuck his glasses straps aswell. I hope his dick falls off (if he even has one!) This picture screams "I am such a FUCKING NERD!" |
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| Why the fuck is he grinning at you? Why would he? He has NOTHING to grin about. Would you be grinning if you were a BIG fucking nerd like that? I can tell he smells like shit! |
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| Yeah, get him you bald NIGGER! I hope you rape that nerd until you can fit his goddamn tuba up his asshole! Then beat him to death! He is so annoying. |
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| Take your Posies elsewhere Urkel! No one wants your nerd body on top of them. I oughta kick his ass just for that! |
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| Didn't you hear me?! Maybe that faggy bow tie is cutting off circulation to that NERD BRAIN of yours. Do you honestly think anyone likes you? I've had enough. |
| In conclusion, Urkel was rushed to the hospital moments after I BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS FOR BEING SO ANNOYING! Unfortunately, he has like a million relatives who are all just as annoying. I guess you just can't win sometimes... |
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| The following is what I am gunna do with a FUCKING HAND GRENADE! |
| Yeah! Got him...You un-housebroken chimp! |
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