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| Thought of the Week |
| Socrates once said, "The only true knowledge is knowing that you know nothing." I very strongly agree with this; I happen to know for a fact that all of you bastards out there are complete and total morons. You don't even know that you know nothing. Fuck you all. |
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| Philosophy has little place in this world. The only thing left to ponder is the difference between white people and black people and "how stupid them honkees is actin'" according to niggerish comedians. |
| If I were gay, I would probably kill myself as a warning to other gay faggots... |
| If I was in jail, I would never wipe my ass so no one would desire to put their penis into it. |
| It seems as though just because something sounds stupid, people assume that it is stupid. This is most certainly not true; if this were the case, then theories such as "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung Tonight" would be completely invalid. |
| If everything I really need to know I learned in Kindergarden then why didn't they teach me how to make myself puke? Hello? |
| If your gunna kill yourself make sure you blame it all on someone less than three years old in ur suicide note because they won't be able to defend themselves against such accusations. |
| Don't do it. nwe4iowujjkjk Don't shave your ass. |
| Hunger is the best pickle. My penis is hungry |