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| Tony's Fat Theories ! |
| The Universe: Lie: The sun is a star and a burning ball of hydrogen. Theory: My theory to explain this is quite simple as a matter of a fact, no one has ever gone or been anywhere near this "star" so they cannot tell you if it is hot or cold. Thus it is not a star for it has no 5 pointed, sharp edges. The Universe II: Lie: The sun will burst engulfing all of the planets as well as the apes and monkies in a few billion years. Theory: The sun will not burn out to cause our doom, but in fact all the planets will spin and turn in a mad storm of tops and loops until we finally hit the surface of the sun. This will happen in exacly 4 months and 7 days from the day after St. Patricks day in the year 20098. This is because God has decided that we shall die because the real true religion is Satanism, and God is very shitty. Religion: Lie: The Virgin Mary is a Virgin. Theory: How could Jesus be born without fucking Joseph!??! How is this possible? she must not have been too good of a saint to be virgin as well as giving birth to our mother fucking savior!!! Religion II: Lie: Jesus was a carpenter. Fact: The Carpenters were an influential singing group that was popular in the early 70's. Jesus was born around zero B.C. (A.D> for those smart asses, but who cares because these are my mother fucking theories, so lay the fuck off!!!) I dont even think music was invented then. More theories to come.... |
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| Look! No Jesus here. |
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| Artist's depiction of a real star. |
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| +18097 Years, that is |
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